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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Challenger Space Shuttle Disaster, 30 Years Later

    http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/29/science/space/challenger-explosion-30-year-anniversary.html?_r=0 I remember this clearly because my high school broadcast it live in every classroom. There was a ton of interest because NASA selected a school teacher, Christa McAuliffe, to be the...
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Abe Vigoda has died.

    He was 94. So long, Fish. We hardly knew ye.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    It's time to air grievances and perform feats of strength. Festivus is near.

    As you all know I rarely, if ever, complain about people and their foibles. But this is the magical time of year when we can all gather around the Festivus pole in brotherhood and get past our differences and let people know how we really feel. I'll get started. It took forever for any of you...
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    24 year old woman plows car into two groups of people on the Las Vegas Strip.

    Now you all know I'm not one to sensationalize anything but this incident hits close to home. Local coverage went on until the wee hours after it happened. http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/21/las-vegas-strip-crash-driver-tired/...
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Common sense breaks out in, of all places, Florida.

    http://www.wnd.com/2015/11/muslim-free-zone-***-shop-wins-case/#o3MyKBIUSdd3hCsg.99 A judge has thrown out CAIR's frivolous lawsuit against a *** shop owner who declared his range a "muslim-free zone." While I think fear mongering and prejudice are terrible, a little prudence does go a long...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    S̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶n̶y̶ Black Lives Matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ protesters disrupt Black Friday

    S̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶n̶y̶ Black Lives Matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ protesters disrupt Black Friday shopping in Chicago. "Capitalism is cancelled today." "No Justice, no shopping."...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Maureen O'Hara has died.

    She was 95. This one really hurts. She's been one of my favorite actresses my entire life. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/maureen-ohara-spirited-movie-star-dies-95-34703112 So long, Maureen FitzSimons. We hardly knew ye.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Columbus Day!

    This holiday has held a special place in my heart since I was young. My ****** was a keynote speaker at a Columbus Day event at the Iowa Capitol Building many years ago in response to her philanthropy and writing works about Italian Americans. My ****** Rico, a prominent dentist, was named Des...
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    Well, bitches, another year has gone by and it's time for our annual salute to the absolute best bits of trolldom exhibited here. There was some input by a few junior members of the douchepatrol and I would like to thank them for their service. Supa, TWD, Animus and Just BC, thank you for your...
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    A T-Rex dominates a Ninja Warrior course.

    http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/8/9480209/t-rex-at-the-gym-t-rex-at-the-gym-t-rex-at-the-gym#332105344 -6Pe1zQ1ySE I wouldn't really say he dominates but it is fun to watch. It's better than watching some hippie artsy fartsy dude run the course in gold lamé shorts, though. I would love...
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Should diplomatic immunity be rethought? These a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ Qatari royals would be a great

    Should diplomatic immunity be rethought? These a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ Qatari royals would be a great reason to start the discussion. https://www.yahoo.com/autos/laferrari-driver-caught-terrifying-beverly-hills-129157052077.html Like the bad guys from Lethal Weapon (only with a lot less panache) 2...
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Martin Milner has died.

    I never really got into "Route 66" but "Adam 12" was my jam. He was 83. So long Pete Malloy, we hardly knew ye. http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/07/martin-milner-dead-adam-12-star-dies-83
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Show Me A Hero

    I just finished watching parts five and six and I gotta say it's been time well spent. I didn't know what to expect as I hadn't read the book or even heard the story before. Initially, while watching the first two episodes, I thought of government over reach and the tyranny of the judge who...
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    US Marines thwart a gunman on a Paris-bound train.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/21/amsterdam-paris-train-gunman-france "Unknown motive." REALLY!?! You don't suppose the religion-that-shall-not-be-named had something to do with it? And they misidentified the men with brass balls as "soldiers."
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Frank Gifford has died.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/pro-football-hall-of-famer-frank-gifford-dies-at-age-84-191923777.html I knew a little about his playing career but I grew up watching his work in the booth during Monday Night Football. So long, Frank Gifford. We hardly knew ye.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Black Lives Matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ Protesters chase off Bernie Sanders from his own event

    Black Lives Matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ Protesters chase off Bernie Sanders from his own event http://soopermexican.com/2015/08/08/black-lives-matter-protesters-drive-bernie-sanders-from-his-own-campaign-event-lol/...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    "My Yorkie saved me from Bigfoot," #ofcourseitsnorthcarolina

    http://www.wbtv.com/story/29735031/video-boone-man-says-yorkie-saved-me-from-bigfoot?clienttype=generic I'm thinking BC was on shrooms or bath salts. Because North Carolina.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Acorning of Planned Parenthood.

    lc02CVC5pFs MjCs_gvImyw 78Z9LUx7VBI I absolutely love that someone has duped these pooplords into exposing their true selves on video and have released their increasingly awful candor for public viewing. Does the fact that Hilldebeast "Cankles" Clinton look to noted eugenics enthusiast/racist...
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    The only really good thing to come from the US Presidential race, so far......

    is Berkeley Breathed's challenge to Trump. He has asked Trump to provide DNA evidence that his hair is not linked to the ****** dog. And NEW COMIC STRIPS!!!! Fuck yeah! https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/a.114529165244512.10815.108793262484769/1009558449074908/?type=1...
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Alex Rocco has died.

    https://www.yahoo.com/movies/alex-rocco-the-godfather-obituary-124499930224.html http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0733678/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 My favorite character he played was Jimmy Capp in "Get Shorty." Moe Green was pretty good, too. May the burdens of this life weigh lightly on his shoulders. So...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    The religion of peace spreads its message to Chatanooga

    May the memory of the fallen Marines be a blessing. It's time to re-arm our armed ******.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Busty retro blond.

    From another forum. No link to the video.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mainstream movies that have unintentionally dirty titles

    There are quite a few. I'll start things off with: It's a 1938 silent comedy directed by Orson Welles.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Omar Sharif has died.

    https://www.yahoo.com/movies/omar-sharif-lawrence-of-arabia-and-dr-123726644857.html May the burdens of this life rest lightly on his shoulders. So long Omar, we hardly knew ye.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kenny Stabler has died.

    http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/07/09/ken-stabler-oakland-raiders-alabama-death http://kron4.com/2015/07/09/oakland-raiders-star-quarterback-kenny-stabler-dies-at-69-university-of-alabama-confirms/ May the burdens of this life rest lightly on his shoulders.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor lays the smackdown on Kanye West.

    http://www.spin.com/2015/07/slipknot-frontman-kanye-west-number-1-rock-star/?utm_source=spinfacebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=spinfacebook I could care less about Slipknot except that three of its members were classmates of mine. I played football with and against Shawn Crahan and he's...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Here's something else to be angry about: 202 veterans headstones stolen by cemetary worker

    In order to fucking pave his fucking girlfriend's fucking garage and fucking utility shed. http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/crime/2015/07/07/202-veteran-headstones-stolen-cemetery-worker-guilty-plea/29818467/
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    The tolerance of liberal progressives never fails to amaze me.

    The "Love-wins" crowd took to twitter to berate a wounded Iraqi war veteran who had the audacity to disagree with their platform and lack of ideals. http://soopermexican.com/2015/06/27/heres-the-despicable-crap-the-love-wins-pro-gay-crowd-tweeted-to-an-iraq-war-teteran/ Poor winners? Yeah, I'm...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    BattleBots on ABC

    I love robot fighting but I recall an earlier show on Comedy Central that went by the name of BattleBots. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259128/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 They resurrected the best pre-fight line in show biz, so that's nice. "It's Robot fightin' time!!!" Too bad they couldn't get the Sklar...
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Religion of peace strikes France, again.

    YV33WW44Jho http://soopermexican.com/2015/06/26/one-************-and-explosions-in-terrorist-******-in-france-suspect-tells-police-hes-an-isis-member/ You'd think that if Islam is the religion of peace then muslim extremists would be extremely peaceful.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    The NAACP falls for the old Carbon Copy scheme.

    http://news.yahoo.com/civil-rights-activist-rachel-dolezal-pretending-to-be-black--parents-say-142027280.html# Hey, if Bruce Jenner gets to change, why can't this POS? If gender is mutable, why not race? But it is funny as hell. She's the first white person in history to pretend to be black in...
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fish Center Live [as]

    Whenever I'm having trouble going to ***** I tune in or go to the website. Anyone else seen this? I think the people at adult swim believe they can air anything they want and people will watch. Which is true. That's the only explanation for The Eric Andre show's existence...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Finally! A social media challenge I can get behind.

    https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/holdacokewithyourboobschallenge I'm not sure how long the fascists at facebook will let the page exist but here it is.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harry Shearer quits the Simpsons.

    http://www.theverge.com/2015/5/14/8604495/harry-shearer-leaves-the-simpsons-no-mr-burns-flanders http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    N.Korean Minister of Defense Executed by Motherfucking Anti-aircraft ***.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/north-korean-military-chief-executed-for-treason-souths-spy-agency-says/2015/05/12/840d0302-9b85-4ddc-92d5-2f6d45db64ce_story.html Kim Jong Unbelievable.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan is an American Treasure.

    Actually I have no idea who Porno Dan is but apparently he is discerning enough in his tastes to **** someone off enough to make at least four duplicate accounts in order to defame the guy, so HERE'S TO PORNO DAN! Long may he reign.:stir::stir::stir:
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Scottie Pippen's ******** Arrested for ********* ******* in Hotel Lobby

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/college/scottie-pippen-********-arrested-908753 http://gawker.com/scottie-pippens-********-arrested-for-*********-*******-1700474652?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow The go to response for people too...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    I think a parade celebrating the Armenian Genocide is in bad taste.

    http://rt.com/news/252909-armenia-genocide-centennial-worldwide/ http://photos.lowellsun.com/2015/04/25/100th-anniversary-of-armenian-genocide/#1 Worst Parade Floats EVER.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Police ***** Quits After Black Woman Elected Mayor

    http://www.refinery29.com/2015/04/85950/police-department-quits-after-town-elects-black-woman-mayor But is it racism? The city attorney, clerk, and waste water treatment supervisor also resigned. And it's not like 5000 or even 100 people quit. Five of the six public safety officers resigned...
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Student armed with crossbow, machete ***** teacher

    http://news.yahoo.com/youth-detained-deadly-school-******-spain-084819827.html This just illustrates the need for tighter crossbow and machete control. We need crossbow free zones. Apparently anyone can get a crossbow and machete without background checks. But the media will focus on...
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bob Manfed has reinstated Pete Rose.

    I would have let him in posthumously just because of his fucking hairdo. http://lockerdome.com/mlbmemes/6170045562753857/5141366918354707
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Concrete Charlie has died.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Bednarik http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/03/23/public-arrangements-announced-for-eagles-legend-chuck-bednarik/ http://time.com/3753432/chuck-bednarik-remembrance-nfl-iron-man/ The NFL's last true Iron Man, Chuck Bednarik, ****** away March 21st in his...
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    #AskHamas Twitter campaign quickly backfires

    https://twitter.com/hashtag/AskHamas?src=hash I have been trolling this awesome PR failure for the last couple days and, Hoo boy, they are really super humorless. Has anyone else been taking part...
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gene Gene the Dancing Machine has died.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/1923269/the-gong-shows-gene-gene-the-dancing-machine-dies-at-82-years-old/ http://www.epictimes.com/2015/03/gene-patton-gene-gene-the-dancing-machine-from-the-gong-show-dies-at-82/?utm_content=buffer5f811&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer He...
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Did anyone else catch Benjamin Netanyahu's speech?

    I watched it on C-span to get an unfiltered take and flipped between news channels afterwards to get a different perspective. Watching it live I thought he gave one of the most pointed, insightful and powerful speeches since Churchill's Iron Curtain speech. Was there a little fear mongering...
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    George Galloway holds Q&A on Twitter.

    Hilarity ensues. http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/george-galloway-question-and-answer-session-backfires-after-politician-is-sent-barrage-of-insults-10070887.html http://www.israellycool.com/2015/02/26/george-galloway-humiliated-on-twitter/ George Galloway is a British politician...
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    So much for liberty. The FCC passes massive government internet regulation.

    From Politico: Three unelected bureaucrats just bypassed Congress and ****** a law regulating the private exchange of bits of information online. The internet is now regulated under rules that were established in 1934, long before the internet was ever a gleam in Alfonse Gorleone’s eye. There...
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    Madonna falls down on stage.

    https://www.yahoo.com/music/madonna-takes-a-major-onstage-tumble-at-the-brit-112079529441.html It's the little things in life that make me smile. This made me *** a little.
  49. Ace Boobtoucher

    More trouble for Bill and Hilldebeast Clinton

    https://www.americarisingpac.org/foundation-for-accountability-and-civic-trust-files-lawsuit-against-clinton-tied-group/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=tumblr.com&utm_campaign=20150220_ARPAC-p-foundation-for-accountability-and-civic-trust-files-lawsuit-against-clinton-tied-group_tumblr&utm_content=...
  50. Ace Boobtoucher

    Judge Grants Texas Governor’s Request to HALT Obama’s AMNESTY Order!

    http://soopermexican.com/2015/02/16/judge-grants-texas-governors-request-to-halt-obamas-amnesty-order/ U.S. District Judge Andrew Hanen late Monday ruled in favor of Texas and 25 other states that challenged President Obama’s executive action on immigration, according to a statement from Gov...
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