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Carmen in my book.

And that's on a good day! :D

There's documents way older than that postcard that's been through a lot worse and still has the ink on them.

Maildude, did you have anything to do with this? :D

There's some homeless people here, but I'm sure there's more.

I don't remember what show it was, but I totally believe Robin Hood was real and the proof they showed was a tombstone engraved with the name Robin Heud and there was a poem before the name.

Um, the Zapruder film is not a Hollywood movie. Also, any gunshot from the front and your body is going to move back from the momentum. I don't need a Hollywood movie to tell me that. The movie JFK used the Zapruder film as a very good source to show that JFK was ****** by more than one gunman...

I had a 2 memberships a couple years ago, but I cancelled them. I have rent to pay and food to buy instead of buying porn.

Absolutely true!!! Back and to the left, back and to the left. Rear head shots go front and to the right, not back and to the left. Thank you for being an intelligent person.

Metallica- ******* In The Jar

Fucking LAWL!!!!!! Mr. Bean's the man!!! :rofl:

The single biggest word here in Pittsburgh is Yinz. Yinz is you all plural. Example: "What are yinz doing later?" Some say it like Yunz, but it's Yinz. Oh another big word is DahnTahn. For all non 'Burghers, that's downtown. Has anyone here on the board seen a woman wearing a babushka? That's...

Yeah that thought has crossed my mind, and later today my best friend's stopping by and I'm gonna run a few things by him, and the best part, he's taking criminal justice classes. I'm taking it easy right now. I'm trying, I mean really trying to not have her in my mind as much as I have been...

I wanted Hillary Clinton, but I like Obama......so far. I'll tell you who I'd vote for, Jesse Ventura. He's a guy that could get **** done and he doesn't fuck around.

When a conspiracy is masterminded by the U.S. Government, it is absolutely watertight and remains that way for a long, long time. If you read the book, Crossfire, it says how so many people died mysteriously after JFK was ******, and no autopsies were performed. As I said, the JFK conspiracy...

I'll be patient and wait until your *** pops out, then it's my turn!! :nanner:

I have no reason to be jealous of him. What possible reason do I have to be jealous of an unemployed, worthless, **** addled, lazy bastard? He could have an even hotter girlfriend but she couldn't mean anything to me. I don't know what it is about her, but she's really in my mind. If I was...

LOL what a coincidence!! I'm actually watching George Carlin and the part is about farting in public, and I come across this thread!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMX8L7Yxyfk Release a test fart!!

Please tell me you honestly don't believe that? Lee Harvey Oswald is just what he said he was, a patsy. You honestly believe that the U.S. Government is above assassinating it's own president? Do you? I'm not as blind as those that think JFK was ****** by one man. He had too much riding on him...

I know her middle name's Stephanie, she did tell me her parent's names, but that's the last thing on my mind, June 12 is her birthday, fav. colors are red and blue, favorite foods are chicken, deer and pizza, favorite shows are Gray's Anatomy, E.R. and The Mentalist, favorite band is hard to...

When I talk to Dana, it's just us talking about regular things. She's the one who told me about how her boyfriend....let's call him Cockfag, feels about me. I can't stand the thought of him, let alone talking about him. Hell, even hearing his voice gives me the shits. Oh I'm praying he throws a...

LOL!!!! :wtf:

^Same here.

Ok I could've wrote: Man, this story really stinks!!! :thefinger

Well, not counting the fact that he's uh.....DEAD, I'd put $50 bucks on Bruce Lee. Lobster thing's going down!!!

Well, what if you had cuts on your feet and the citric acid was burning your feet? That broken glass cutting up your feet wouldn't feel like cotton that's for sure!

Hmmm.....Bruce Lee had a 1 inch punch and could knock a guy to the ground. That thing has a punch more powerful than a .22 caliber bullet. That's a fight I'd pay to see.

Man, that story's rotten to the gills.

Yes, he does live with her because he can't support himself. As I said before, he does not work at all. I think it's a strain for him to even get out of bed, let alone find a job. I'm not worried at all about him fucking with me or my apartment. He's paranoid as all hell about me calling the...

Likewise. I don't care about myself until the girl gets off more than once. I made a girl come 5 times before and that's no :bs:

Awww, how cute!!! :thumbsup:

*** Rock- Cowboy

Well maybe it'll help her see that she's with a no good, worthless loser. I just hope she wakes up realizes that he's the wrong guy for her.

You're going to love this one: I got home from work a few minutes ago, and her boyfriend opened the door to see if I was bringing something, and I just flat out said "If you have a problem with me, just say it. Be a man and tell me." He said it's me that has a problem with him. I said damn...

I've seen it a few times already. When I was in Basic Training, a drill sergeant in my company was there and in my unit there was some guys that knew Shughart and Gordon.

I am lazy in my spare time, but I gotta work to get the money to pay the rent so I have a place to be lazy in!!

I guess the people need something to believe in, but when they find out that all religion gives is false security and fake promises, they'll look somewhere else.

Jesus and Mary Chain- Halfway to Crazy

It seems to be kind of annoying, but I really don't pay attention to it. I'm not going to click on the banner or go to Hustler's site, but I don't see any harm in having it up for a temporary time.

He's on probation for ***** and something else, but I can't remember what. He's doesn't seem to be violent, but he did put his hands around her neck that night she was ******, so that throws the non-violent factor out the window. Yes it's the same guy that O.D.'d. My *** told me and part of me...

I know that, but he sure a **** doesn't buy her anything. I didn't mean it as a way of winning her over. I don't know....a year or so? I have thought long and hard over it and even if he wasn't an asshole, I'd feel the same way about her, only difference is, it probably would've taken longer...

OK, I've been holding off on this for a while, but the time has come for everyone's advice: About 6 months ago, I got a new neighbor and let me say she's absolutely beautiful. At first we just casually talked and that was the extent of it. But lately, I've found myself totally falling for her...

Oh yeah I remembered another one: I'd buy a Delorean!!!

Glad I'm not a big coffee drinker.

Who knows, she may be a dominatrix on the side.....:dunno:

I think it's more of a woman thing than a guy's. A guy will openly say how many women he's fucked. A woman 99% of the time won't say anything. I don't know how many women on the board here are like that, and I mean no disrespect, but I'm sure some may agree with me when I say if they tell a guy...

I feel bad for those people, and anyone who finds what those people have amusing in any way has no right calling themselves a human being. I'm not religious, people here should know that, but one thing my late ****** taught me and it's still something I live by: There But For The Grace Of God Go I.

I'm in favor of it. Science has been obstructed by politics, both gov't and religion for so long that it's amazing that we've accomplished everything we have so far. Science can cure diseases, save lives, etc. Yes there are many, many good things that science can do, but make sure that with this...

OK, since we have a thread about naming soft drinks, http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=282833, that got me thinking of what kind of local language does your city have? Mine, it's quite obvious: Pittsburghese. What kind of names do you use for everyday items, sayings you use, etc., where...

It's Pop dammit!!! Any true, blue Pittsburgher will say it's POP!!!!