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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****** issues apology after 6th-grader recants claims that white classmates cut her dreadlocks

    I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional ****** values and...
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    A cheeky booty pic for you to enjoy :)

    This guy again?
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    Where can I rent a plane that will fly over 33,000 feet that will allow me to measure contaminants in the clouds?
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mueller Investigation Ends, No Collusion Charges, No New Charges

    How is he illegitimate? He won an election in the exact way the Constitution and the Founding Fathers laid out. Hilldebeast was a shitty candidate who was too lazy to visit Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Ohio in the weeks leading up to the election. You haven't pointed out exactly what...
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    Former NFL player accused of faking **** crime by spray-painting racist slurs and MAGA graffiti

    I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional ****** values and...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bill and Hillary Clinton: As crooked as a barrel of fishhooks

    "We're going to buyback all 20 million 'Assault Rifles' to combat mass shootings." "There's no possible way to deport 12 million ******* aliens." ~same people
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    Mueller Investigation Ends, No Collusion Charges, No New Charges

    Cheeto Benito. Ha. Seriously, point out exactly how he has anything in common with fascists. Do it. Be specific. No one has been imprisoned or prosecuted because they're critical of his policies (unlike Bohama). He hasn't tried to disarm the populace and the "concentration camp" story line was...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan is an American Treasure.

    I'm still waiting on Porno Dan to DM me about his HOF status. Could the luster e wearing off?
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Lethal Weapon 6
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Ron Burgundy podcast. Holy ****, that's funny.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mia on cum fiesta... Who is she?

    https://www.javbus.org/en/CumFiesta-08-04-29 Mia Rose according to this site.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    The *** Control debate thread

    The CDC wrongly or rightly has compiled lists of active shootings in the US. What they haven't done is compiled lists of crimes prevented by the judicious use of a firearm. Estimates are that between 500,000 and 3,000,0000 crimes a year are prevented by the mere presence of a firearm wielded by...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    "30 GOP senators would impeach Trump"

    Too bad ******* Mitch is standing in the way of your masturbatory fantasies. He's gonna win yuge in 2020.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Global Elites Take Private Jets, Yachts to Climate Summit

    I believe her ************ by her parents and teachers is a form of *****. Everything she's stated is a lie, easily rebutted and people will eat it up because we've indoctrinated a generation of pea brains. Since the mid 1960's people of that ilk have been chirping about how the world is going...
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    Mueller Investigation Ends, No Collusion Charges, No New Charges

    It will Peter out when it gets to the Senate and Trump will win 40 states in the election because people will be tired of the left's bullshit games. People talk about Trump fatigue. I think what most people are tired of is the toxic political/media atmosphere and the nonstop unfounded...
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    Hmm, it's working on my end.
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    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    I don't like to brag, brah. You know that. And I am wearing body armor in that pic. And I should've popped the collar. I don't know what I was thinking.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/pelosi-unloads-nadler-tells-him-drop-moby-dick-impeachment-obsession Pelosi Unloads On Nadler; Tells Him To Drop 'Moby Dick'-Like Impeachment Obsession
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Asked: "at any time during your investigation, was your investigation curtailed, stopped, or hindered?" Bob Mueller: "No" So where's the obstruction bullshit coming from?
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    I count my blessings every day. Amazing woman. She's a petty officer in the Navy, working as a recruiter here in Vegas. She has a 12 year old boy, who actually likes having me around because I make him feel safe. He's been bullied a little and his ****** is an asshole. I met her while we were...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    Got 'em before I met her and the topic has never been broached.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Which country produces the most beautiful women?

    I've always been partial to Vietnamese women myself. And Brazilians.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jessica Jaymes found dead

    That's a damn shame. So long, Jessica Redding. We hardly knew ye.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    President Trump Considers Labeling Antifa an ‘Organization of ******’

    Fascism is and always has been a leftist form of governing. Stalin, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Hitler. All leftist, whether they're Socialists, Communists, Social Democrats, National Socialists, whatever. I suppose the argument that certain South American Dictators more closely aligned with more right...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 Myths About Guns And *** Control

    No, we don't. There are still ******* in Australia. If people want to ****** one another they'll find a way to do it. You're a f*g.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    10 Myths About Guns And *** Control

    I love you Bob, but you're wrong. Entirely. I'd rather greet a home invader with an "Assault Rifle," (whatever that is) than a ****** any time. Steadier aim because of three points of contact; greater chance of putting down a threat immediately; if someone manages to get closer than seven yards...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nearly 60% of US small business owners support Medicare for All

    60% of the businesses they cherry picked.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Shart Week 2018: What's your favorite shart?

    Shart week came and went and no one celebrated it in my house.
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    8 year old girl arrested?!

    He was in a wheelchair and you're retarded, so it was a fair fight then? Why the fuck are you bumping a 10 year old thread?
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anyone tried this Beyond Meat stuff?

    I accidentally tried the Impossible Whopper before they advertised it. Not bad. But I won't go out of my way to order it.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Is The President Well?

    He's doing better than Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Soon we will have a majority lock on the SCOTUS and my plans will come to fruition.... wait, did I just write that out in the open? Look, a squirrel! Did that work? No? Damn. I will just have to liquidate everyone who has read this. AGAIN.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Billi Bardot

    https://**************/3hxx1/video/new+billi+bardot+gets+her+man https://**************/3hyki/video/my+fav+pornstar I didn't realize the site that rhymes with stank pang was blocked. My apologies.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's with women who jiggle their tits?

    So you're not a fan. Okay. I think the fascination with big ol' jiggly tits stems from babies being formula fed and denied actual breast feeding. There's been studies done but I'm too lazy to look it up.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Debra Messing: What's Her Deal?

    Nothing got me harder than seeing Bachman eating a corndog.
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    Debra Messing: What's Her Deal?

    Every chance I get.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    What are you listening to right now?

    *The Bonfire on comedy central SiriusXM 95.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Debra Messing: What's Her Deal?

    Further proof that President Trump was right about flat-chested bitches.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Dinner at Pampas Brazilian Steakhouse in The Planet Hollywood. The food was so so. The company was stellar.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    2019 NCAA Football season

    I'm hoping for a good year for my beloved Hawkeyes. Maybe 10-2 wouldn't be too pie in the sky. And a trip to Indy. AJ Espensa will be the Outland trophy winner. Nate Stanley could conceivably be a Heisman contender. Too bad they'll get monkey stomped by OSU or Michigan in the B1G championship.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lesbian-owned vegan cafe goes under after its 18% "Man Tax" proves unpopular.

    Saying something is true and failing to prove it with facts is the ultimate waste of time (Like the accusations of President Trump's alleged racism). Prove there's a wage gap (Or racism). Simply making an accusation is bullshit. The reason there is a perceived gap is that women haven't...
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