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Wait a minute......you mean all porn isn't funny? WOW was I off base! :helpme:

I'd choose MinD!!! After all, I am her superman!!! :bowdown:

Nice pic! :D

Yeah and that group was known as the Gestapo. I got an idea: suppose one of these crypto, closet Nazis comes to your door, tell them sure you can come in, but can I go in your house first?

If ******** a lot of iced-tea is a ****, then yes I'm guilty. When I say I ***** a lot, I mean I go through 4-5 gallons a week.

****, that man survived 2 atomic blasts and you really think a puny bus is gonna stop him?

Another thing that's been bothering me is: Even the name "GOD" is vague. Think about it. We're supposed to worship a supreme being and we don't even know what sex it is. Yeah I know Carlin said if there is a god it has to be a man, but that's just speculation. If there is a god, and to give...

I remember when Palmer was put out of the game against the Steelers. That was a total accident and the lineman who got Palmer was the first guy to see if he was alright. There's some QB's that are just flat out pussies. Yeah I know Big Ben may be a drama queen, but at least he gets back up and...

I had something like that happen to me. I was 15 and my *** was at work, and the clothes dryer caught fire and my cat jumped up on my bed and woke me up. There was smoke upstairs where my bedroom was but I called 911 and they put the fire out. I firmly believe sometimes ******* are more human...

The way that plane cartwheeled reminds me of the Sioux City, Iowa crash in 1989. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoCYkU6_vOM

And to think that people say superheros don't exist......:rolleyes:

All I have to say is.......GO STEELERS!!!!!!

Undertaker is my sig maker. He's good and thorough.

You had the same idea as I do. And who better than to give the real answer than George Carlin: But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created...

Good for him!!! I bet he has some stories to tell about the war.

When any person dies, it is a tragedy. From the most famous person to the lowest scum, they are still a human being with a ****** and ******. Sure we all say "oh that person deserves to die", but when it comes down to the fine point, even though they may not be missed by us or we may not give...

Every single scene from tribgirls. The scissoring is fucking EPIC!!

******* Blue, I thought that was your ass on the right!! Oh the memories....:thefinger

As long as there are men, there will be women who are willing to take their clothes off to get easy money from said men.

There's so many good insults to use and he chose ignoramus? That fucking inbred, troglodytic, afterbirth of a lesbian fingerfuck Chavez!!

Dropkick Murphys- Fields of Athenry

Can we roll around in it together? :D

^^QFT Now I wonder if Stedman's thinking of offing himself just to get away from her.....:dunno:

For the most part I don't. Sure I have aches and pains, but doesn't everyone? I don't feel weak or beat down, so I guess I'm on par for my age.

******** Holocaust- Main Theme

I have no doubt Face that I will survive!

The ""Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt from Clerks 2 The prosthetic arm from Happy Gilmore The "What are you looking at Dicknose?" shirt from Teen Wolf "Old Painless" minigun used in Predator The leather jacket from Terminator 2 Indiana Jones' hat and whip

A few years ago when I was in the Army, my friends and I went to Honolulu for St. Patrick's Day. The city had a big block party and we were ******** everything and anything. Well, after a while, when I couldn't see straight or walk upright, I said to my friends go on without me. Soon I realized...

My dick wanks itself. The other times I use my left, even though I'm a righty.

I'm sitting back for the time being. I still have the same feelings for her and she knows that, but I'm letting her see that he's the wrong choice for her. If she wants to keep doing whatever ***** she does and live with her white trash, so-called boyfriend, then let her. She knows where I live...

That is the whole truth right there!

My boss is a CUNT!!!

Lindsay Evans

Khloe all the way.

Free at last, free at last, thank Roald almighty, we're free at last!!!

Pablo Escobar thought the same thing and look what happened to him.

I want the mask the Joker uses at the beginning of The Dark Knight, and I want the Tumbler from Batman Begins and TDK, and the 1989 Batmobile.

That gives new meaning to the term "ankle biter."

Vampires kick ass, no doubt. People have said they "exist" in some form or another, maybe that's proof of one.

Addition: By the time you read this post, that's the time I would last with a female bodybuilder. I'm spent. :helpme:

Sorry GSB, I prefer posting in MinD's thread, simply because she's.......MinD!! :wave2:

One thing that's bothered me: if all the ******* Hispanics are coming to America, why do we as native born, English speaking Americans take Spanish classes in schools or work? They are coming HERE to America, we're not going to Mexico or anywhere else. I speak English in this country, as does...

You know how to fight dirty!! I like that in a woman :D

Fuck Apple. I've always been a Windows user and either HP or custom made computer buyer.

Jesus and Mary Chain- Halfway To Crazy Billy Squire- Lonely Is The Night

Reminds me of Andre Chikatilo, that "Mad *****" who ****** 53 known victims and ate them.

Shay Laren without a doubt!

Paris Hilton

Lindsay Evans by a long shot

Ryan Slater