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any of the oscms!

my roomate keeps saying if he ever did porn his name would be brock octane. :1orglaugh but i like spexy ashleigh :thumbsup:

yeah, you could try a fleshlight with the ultra tight sleeve. should be good :thumbsup:

yeah, Diet Pepsi's alright. kind of funny tasing compared to regular, but it's okay.

your syncronized ***** beatings are perhaps the funniest thing i've seen on here. that and the synced up dancing bananas :tongue:

never, i like em old and wrinkly ;)

looks dope.

mega super ultra hot either way, but :*****: , yeah, looks like it.

both? at the same time? please???!!! :drool2: and please, god, yes! please let this happen!! :drool1:

how has this thread made it to 3 pages?!! :wtf:

got to agree with king cat. ^^ :tongue:

sooooooo hot! :drool1: :drool2: :drool1:

there's always classic tenacious d.

haley crush by an inch;)

i think i just toasted the queen all over my pants...:tongue:

no it's not. it's just twice the heterosexuality of girl boy sex. all at the same time.

was it so hetero, that you ended up doing situps until you pooped yourself?

lisa sparxxx. i enjoyed it very much. ;)

elena, the sexiest of them all :D

haha. thought you'd like that one.

you're either that or him: http://iruntheinternet.com/0294 :thumbsup: but my favorite is this one: http://iruntheinternet.com/0631 makes me laugh everytime i see it :1orglaugh

i personally think you're this one: http://iruntheinternet.com/0620 but, hey whatever, if you gotta be feral (and eat me), you gotta be feral

what's your favorite thing to do? and what's a hypotenuse?

i'm not single, my hand and i have a great relationship! :D

i like the one where the dog wakes up and pushes the button to not cause the nuclear meltdown :tongue: that's how nuclear power plants are actually regulated, right?

if the simpsons have taught us anything, is that if homer can run one, it's gotta be idiot proof....right?

i don't know why but i'm suddenly compelled to say 4 as well....

just say it. :tongue:

i like me some bailey jay and sarina valentina, and if that makes me gay, then so be it.

are these some more of your minions? or is one of them you? http://iruntheinternet.com/0325 http://iruntheinternet.com/0384 http://iruntheinternet.com/0519 http://iruntheinternet.com/0631 http://iruntheinternet.com/0620 http://iruntheinternet.com/0715 http://iruntheinternet.com/07...

you should have said normal boobs, not "pornstar" boobs, instead of bad. they're all good boobs! :D

thanks for the add. btw, i think i found a picture of you http://iruntheinternet.com/0179

only because of jason bourne, julia stiles.

whatever works for you honey! loved the video, btw. great sockball humping. :D

you still remain sexy about it, but at the same time, it has an air of hilarity about it you can't control. so it definitely works. at least i think so. ;)

marie mccray. everytime. redhead of my dreams :drool2:

that is the funniest thing ever! :1orglaugh and still very sexy. :drool2: thank you chica, you have just made my week! :D

no, please do tell... :drool1:

Re: Tanner Mayes Thanks her Fans for Naming Her XBIZ Best New Starlet signs w/ LA Dir yey! love her!! congratulations tanner! :D

oh! i love that idea! let's all move to the bottom of the pacific ocean!! :D

we changed it to boobs... kind of... :tongue:

i just loved the word sockball. it made me laugh :tongue:

hahaha. :1orglaugh funniest thing i've read all day. seriously, thank you chica. :D

but how do we harness this power to help saggy breast? hmmmmm...

curvy, gravity defying ***? what universe do you live in, because i am intrigued by the laws of physics there. :D just imagine, never a "too saggy" boob!

aaaaaannnd now i can never eat sausage again.

stupid words. gotta ruin everything for everyone else. :tongue:

jana defi. hands down. every time. :drool2:

are you guys done kissing her ass? but, seriously, how awesome is chica? haha :kiss:

redhead, but none of that super ginger creepy shite. i like me a good day walker :1orglaugh