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*in Homer Simpson's voice* MMMMMMMMM Candy..

Wasn't too good either.. :rofl2:

I love ****..

Dirk trained him to burp on command into people's windows..

It's missing buttons such as, the **** button, Bacon button, and for the users in Holland, the Smoke and a Pancake button..

Hell I tooned myself, I might show the pic in my avatar sometime..

Dude you would be parked at the beach if you could ignore all the bikini models for more than a nanosecond. :rofl2:

My cellmate would be Lady Gaga wanting to use the Telephone, but she would be ********* before the chorus.. lol

Is that the General Lee jumping over the buildings in a rainstorm, or is it Stan throwing a carrot?..:dunno:

Now it's her turn, She need to use a Louisville Slugger upside his head, I mean on the pinata..

You couldn't get some even if you had a $100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper... LOL!!!

Oh cool, then I can do this to you every waking hour!.. lol

I call shenanigans! Women don't **** rainbows... Only gay men do when they eat too much...... *insert your own comment*...

From that angle, I thought it was you.. LOL!

You have just witnessed the mind of Stan, You can all start chanting *Sick Fuck!* LMAO!!!

You mean warehouse... lol

For a moment, I thought it was going to be a pic of Blueballs.. lol

Yes yes yes we know, you're in love with Sashquach..

Nah, it's a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show hanging out..

He got his gangbang right after this pic...... A group of nuns came running up with firecrackers shoved them in every orafice.. The gleefully giggled, some tried not to laugh like a demon.. They lit all of the firecrackers all at once.. Then BOOM they all went off and it was his first and only...

How in the hell, What, Why???? Is someone in the world that unconcerned about bathing???

I emailed that guy, turns out it was a temporary tattoo.. :mad: :rofl2:

Stan and Dirk own one.. lol

I see that Dirk shaved his head and joined up with SWAT.. lol

He got Dirk's penis!! LMAO j/k

You have too much time on your hands my friend..

I would have brushed his teeth, that breath is scary.. lol

Would have been better for the halftime show..

Put a condom on it, and it's a lunch in a bag..

Looks like Blueballs bathroom door..

No thanks, Oh and his mommy called, she needs her good scissors back..

This is how I feel.. lol

Dirk's wet *****. :rofl2:

Just another day at Dirk's house..

If you do, then you would get *nun*.. lol

Thank you.

Look at my avatar, I'm crushing you with my fingers.. LOL

:eek: That's kinda scary..

If they had Buffy The Vampire Slayer on there, that would be the end of the show in one episode.. lol

:eek: No thanks, I don't know where your hands and your dick has been.. :eek: Glazed yes.. But with sugar, not nut butter.. lol

Go pork yourself.

You're right, Stan is known to whack off in them, on them, in the coffee grounds too.. lol

At least there was cigarettes and weed there.. lol

of the Rapture?

:dito:

:dunno: Not for me.. I read the lyrics and whoever posted them can't even spell Tourettes right.. lol

:rofl2:

I get the feeling L3ggy did that..

I got a DWS once. Driving While Smorking..

Her being in a wheelchair all he has to do is sit her down in a regular chair.. Pretend to serve her some cake, and then run for daylight.. Problem solved.. :1orglaugh