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Take a condom instead. Choose carefully ;)

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I just thought I'd share this with you: Make sure you follow the instructions otherwise it wont work: 1. Headphones on - volume up 2. Quiet room. 3. Close your eyes. e6efbUJCDWo

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Here's a helpful hint: Wear a dirty pair for added aroma and something to chew on. :confused:

I repeat, NOT for sale.

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My brothers! What have you done to them!?! You monsters! :mad::eek::mad:

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All this and more.... :cool:

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I'm sure a few of you will have come across this image, but for those of you who haven't I submit this for your approval. This is obviously a fundamentalist conservative Christians view of how the United States really is or how it really should be and I have to tell you it really is nice to...

If all else fails, reach for the Jesus bat and whack that sin away.

Remember that ****. They're NOT funny.

Frankly, I'm surprised the car isn't on fire. :D

Or you could just run out of your house covered in ***** carrying a butchers ***** and a shotgun, screaming at the top of your lungs .... it always works for me :dunno:.

Is very important :yesyes:

:eek: Good GOD!!! It's even worse than any of us previously thought!

Greatest comic EVAR! :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs :o

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Unless he fell trying to get out . . . then he wasn't so lucky. ;)

The guy in the red shirt is pretty eager, can you blame him? :D

. . . anyone? :confused:

... you're a fat bastard! :1orglaugh Ahhh, the good old days *cough*.

You'll never see her ****** coming......

That necklace looks like crap. :cool:

Sums up just about every CSI episode ever made. :*****:

What?

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Solves all of lifes problems. :rolleyes:

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When you can buy an "Always positive" home pregnancy test. It'll be a laugh, right? :D

. . . for food :yesyes:

Do you see? :eek:

Start her on a career path early :D

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One day I'm gonna get 3 friends together and dress up like turtles and have pizza parties in the sewers. :nanner:

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This is the kind of advice I can really get behind :nannerf1:

Protection in whatever way possible. ;)

Buy Local :D

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