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  1. slowhand

    Scientists find hot spot on Saturn's chilly pole

    LONDON (Reuters) - Saturn's chilly north pole boasts a hot spot of compressed air, a surprising discovery that could shed light on other planets within our own solar system and beyond, researchers said on Thursday. Scientists already knew about a hot spot at Saturn's sunny south pole but data...
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    Stop Here When Flashing

    Make sure to keep lots of flim ready. ;)
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    Spanking

    I think she gave too much away. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfnbdz1khIU
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    See Meteor Shower Friday Morning

    The Quadrantid meteor shower is due to reach maximum in the predawn hours of Friday, Jan. 4. The Quadrantids are notoriously unpredictable, but if any year promises a fine display, this could be it. Indeed, this may end up being the best meteor shower of 2008. The Quadrantid (pronounced...
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    Fast-food worker returns $185,000 check

    NORWICH, Conn. - Reggie Damone just wanted to jot down a phone number when he picked up what he thought was litter on a sidewalk this week. But what he found was an envelope containing a $185,000 check. Damone, who receives food stamps and works at McDonald's, said he didn't think twice about...
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    Penalty Your Balls

    Ouch. :eek:
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    Funny Tree

    must be pissed lol. :D
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    Diners find rare pearl in plate of clams

    LAKE WORTH, Fla. - A Florida man was about halfway through a plate of steamed clams when he chomped down on something hard — a rare, iridescent purple pearl. George Brock and his wife, Leslie, had been spending a day at the beach Friday in South Florida and stopped at Dave's Last Resort & Raw...
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    Porn Lovers Key board

    That's one way to get out of it fast. :D
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    Long Lasting Love

    Oh love. ;)
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    New year plans

    I was just wondering what everyone did to ring in the new year? My plans were to ***** it in I was not in the mood to party or go out and do something. Yeah I know I'm just a party ****** huh? :1orglaugh
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    free mammogram

    I should have thought of this. ;)
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    Complaint department

    I bet they dont get many Complaints. ;)
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    19 words and phrases added to '******' list

    DETROIT - Resist the urge to say you will "wordsmith" your list of New Year's resolutions rather than write one. And don't utter, "It is what it is" when you fail to meet your first goal. Those are two of the 19 words or phrases that appear in Lake Superior State University's annual List of...
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    Candy Ass

    What a sweet ass. ;)
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    Nice view

    Sit back ***** a **** and enjoy the view. ;)
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    Man leaves $50,000, car to waitress

    BROWNSVILLE, Texas - For nearly seven years Melina Salazar did her best to put on a smile and tend to the every need of her most loyal and cantankerous customer. She made sure his food was as hot as he wanted, even if it meant he burned his mouth. And she smiled through his demands and curses...
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    Was Bell a phoney

    BOSTON - A new book claims to have definitive evidence of a long-suspected technological crime — that Alexander Graham Bell stole ideas for the telephone from a rival, Elisha Gray. In "The Telephone Gambit: Chasing Alexander Graham Bell's Secret," journalist Seth Shulman argues that Bell —...
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    sand pussy

    eek someone has to much time on there hands lol. :D
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    bad barber

    And remember never to **** off your barber. ;)
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    *** officials probe ******* by tiger

    SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco *** was closed to visitors Wednesday as investigators returned to the scene to determine how a tiger escaped from its enclosure and attacked three visitors, ******* one of the men and mauling two others. Police said they did not expect to find any other...
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    Asteroid may hit Mars in next month

    LOS ANGELES - Mars could be in for an asteroid hit. A newly discovered hunk of space rock has a 1 in 75 chance of slamming into the Red Planet on Jan. 30, scientists said Thursday. "These odds are extremely unusual. We frequently work with really long odds when we track ... threatening...
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    name change

    Dam what a name. :D
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    suicide note

    oop's. ;)
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    Salvation Army finds big donation surprise

    A vet who got free coffee and donuts from the Salvation Army 40 years ago repays the kindness. Video of it. http://www.yahoo.com/s/765443
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    black hole blasts nearby galaxy

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A "death star" galaxy is sending out a powerful jet of particles and magnetic radiation that is likely obliterating any possible life in its broad path, notably in a nearby galaxy, astronomers said on Monday. They said the two galaxies appear to be merging and the...
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    Pay Up

    I bet next time he pay. :D
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    Love Bite ouch

    Damm That sucked lol. :eek:
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    Thats One Happy Mascot

    Looks happy to me. :D
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    A Bit Expensive No

    Could be huh? ;)
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    Fossils of ancient tank-like mammal found in Andes

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Scientists searching for fossils high in the Andes mountains in Chile have unearthed the remains of a tank-like mammal related to armadillos that grazed 18 million years ago. "It looks different than almost anything out on the landscape today. There really isn't anything...
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    Doctors waiting room

    Grab a magazine and have a seat. ;)
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    Forgot something

    I think she forgot something. ;)
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    World's largest spitting cobra species found

    NAIROBI (AFP) - A new giant species of spitting cobra -- about 2.6 metres long and with enough venom to **** up to 20 people in one bite -- has been discovered in Kenya, a study said Friday. The large brown spitting cobra, initially included under the black-necked spitting cobra species, was...
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    Dancing traffic cop busts a move

    Traffic cop Tony Lepore comes out of retirement each holiday season to cut a rug. Break it down lol. :D http://www.yahoo.com/s/758407
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    Best Meteor Shower of 2007

    What could be the best meteor display of the year will reach its peak on the night of Dec.13-14. Here is what astronomers David Levy and Stephen Edberg have written of the annual Geminid Meteor Shower: "If you have not seen a mighty Geminid fireball arcing gracefully across an expanse of sky...
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    Hooters

    They are just showing off there new outfit. ;)
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    ladies bike

    What do you think. ;)
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    Researchers find new deep water coral

    HONOLULU - Researchers have discovered what they believe is a new deep water coral and sponge beds found several thousands of feet below the ocean surface, officials said Monday. The a lemon-yellow bamboo coral tree and a giant sponge were discovered last month in the Papahanaumokuakea Marine...
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    Generator for sale

    Can someone please tell were the Generator is? ;)
  41. slowhand

    waterfall

    one way to cool down. ;)
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    81-year-old Scotch sells for $54,000

    NEW YORK - A bottle of 81-year-old Scotch sold for $54,000 at this New York's first ****** auction since Prohibition. An anonymous collector bought the pricey potable at Christie's sale of wines and spirits on Saturday. The 100-lot auction sold a total of $304,800 worth of rare **** and...
  43. slowhand

    Want some ****

    **** on tap. ;)
  44. slowhand

    nice ride

    yeah I buy one. ;)
  45. slowhand

    anal surprise

    one hell of a ride. :D
  46. slowhand

    egg plant

    I think its trying to tell us something. ;)
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    Scientists find what makes the solar wind howl

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The solar wind, which whips off the sun and blows past Earth and through the solar system, is unleashed by powerful magnetic waves in electrically charged gas around the sun, scientists said on Thursday. The mechanisms that cause the solar wind had baffled scientists for...
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    Vatican finds lost Michelangelo drawing

    VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The Vatican said on Thursday it had discovered a lost drawing by Renaissance master Michelangelo of a design for the dome of St. Peter's Basilica. The Vatican newspaper l'Osservatore Romano said the small drawing, done in the spring of 1563 when Michelangelo was 88...
  49. slowhand

    shopping

    It pays to go shoppig. ;)
  50. slowhand

    washing windows

    You are hired. ;)
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