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Lesnar can't come back to WWE yet. Even though he is retired he's still under contract to UFC, so he can't make an appearance without Mcmahon and White heading to the negotiation table.

"My Final Solution By Kyle Broflovski" My *** is the smartest guy in the whole wide world. He has taught me that all poor people are actually things called clods. I wanna live in a world of only gods, so my idea to make America better is put all the poor people into camps. If we get rid of...

On Nikki Nova's page:

I just saw your post about georges in the anything goes thread. Damn you make me glad that I haven't posted in there.

How are they "wannabe hoes" exactly?

Never for the Canucks, never for the Raptors, 1993 for the Blue Jays and 1973 for the Dolphins. **** my life.

Look at those fuckin' tits. I mean look at them. Jesus Christ fucking a monkey.

That's such a fucking socialist comment.

Well, the first game is over and Raptors are now 1-2. At least Bargnani is scoring like a *******.

Has Paul said what he would do if Iran started threatening countries with nukes? All I've heard from him is that he wants to pull out of the Middle East completely. Seems like intervening would be contradictory to what he is preaching. :dunno:

Ignored. :)

And they want NOTHING to do with guys like us.

Depends on his VP. The questions about McCain's age didn't pop up until we all realized Palin would become President if he died. If he picks a good one, no one will care.

Here's where I'd normally make a joke about her ******* turning his friend into a vegetable, but squallumz just told everyone to grow up.

Petra, you can shut this site down. This post is the greatest thing that will ever be posted here.

Los Angeles is one of the worst sports cities in America. They don't care about any other team but the Lakers and even then they spend half the game looking at their phone or trying to spot *********** in the crowd.

You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you.

Answer: Yes it was. You are pretty smart for a meatbag.

Statement: I know how the universe works. I wasn't the one asking, meatbag.

I think he is referring to the end of the universe as a existing boundary, not its ultimate fate.

You will never ever know, so get off the bong, get a job and stop thinking about it.

So at best Paul and Congress cannot agree on legislation and nothing gets ******. That sounds wonderful.

Hmm... Many Canadians this month. Sorry Aria, but this month I'm going with that brash blonde from Ontario.

That's something that I always forget... A lot of people say Ron Paul is going to return America to its roots and bring back freedom, but alongside his election would be a bunch of Republicans who do not share his ideology. The Republicans in Congress won't agree with him on much and I'm willing...

Awful lot of empty seats at Avalanche games...

Much rather watch the USA than Canada. I actually enjoy the part of hockey where you are excited and angsty over how the came is going to turn out and whether or not your team is going to win. I don't really enjoy the part of hockey where you are excited and angsty over how many points a player...

Have I lost yet?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: non-Canada games at the World Juniors are much more exciting and enjoyable to watch than a Canada game. I'd much rather watch Russia-Slovakia than Canada-Czech Republic.

I saw what you did there. Trying to drag me into the anything goes thread. Well it won't work! I won't risk Petra ********* me just so I can tell the Board what I think about O'Malley.

So was Romney. I mean... healthcare, bro! (Seriously, why has no one started that rumour yet?)

Think it's good enough for me to make a run at the GOP nomination?

Looks like our own Briana Lee, if I am not mistaken.

Who is that guy on TV who draws on the whiteboard with a marker and comes up with a bunch of weird connections between things? Yeah, you sound like the libertarian version of him.

Ten bucks says she is also doing it to advance her career, bro.

Didn't Chicago totally give up on the Blackhawks up until about four years ago?

They Live

No words. Should have sent for a poet.

I'd argue the Grizzlies and Expos were more victims of horrible ownership and management then purely a lack of fan support, but yeah, basketball in particular seems to be foreign to Canadians at large. The older crowd knows baseball because of the days of Alomar and Carter, but anyone who wasn't...

QFT I was at McDonalds a couple of months ago and was eating my food when a giant boat of a man walked up to the table I was eating at and literally struggled to wedge himself in between my table and the empty one next to mine. He had at least four things of ketchup - stacked on top of each...

This.

Normally I would make a comeback and/or make a gay joke at your expense... But this time I admit defeat. Hilarious defeat. :1orglaugh

Look at those socks. Goddamn.

Yeah, I'm never going in the water again.

What am I supposed to be buying?

1. Toronto is not a small market, its the fifth largest market in North America. 2. Toronto sucks. Like, only the Leafs are supported. The Raptors and Jays get the scraps. Really, Canadian cities are horrible sporting towns. Outside of hockey and a couple cities with a CFL team I cannot think of...

He has no problem sucking from the British musical teet, but criticizes someone when they use British English. ;)

Weber just got a concussion too. Superstars are falling like dominoes.

Seriously, what did you guys expect? Of course alex pussied out, he's an Oasis fan. He returned his balls the moment he learnt the lyrics to ********* Supernova.

Not Atlanta

No, please do. Look at his post count; he probably got 500 tickets in each category.