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  1. PlasmaTwa2

    weird question about sexuality

    "I ain't gay, I just want to fap to a guy with giant boobs cock fucking another guy. Strapon is a decent substitute but I prefer the moneyshot to be one man jizzing into the face of the other." -Abraham Lincoln
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    Does any girl here have any interest in Lurkingdirk?

    I'm getting tired of members making threads to flame others. Thread closed.
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    I did not know that word was censored... ...******... Well I'll be dipped.
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    Obama's recovery more impressive than Reagan's

    You probably just made Sam Fisher **** himself in rage. Of course, he lacks the higher brain capacity to translate that rage into an intelligent reply to this, but at least we all know the thought is there when he replies with a link to the NBRA in it.
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    Memo to the News Media: Newt Just Wanted to Cheat

    What's next, regina? Are you going to play us some music from 2009 that just arrived in the Netherlands. :tongue: I heard that song Dog Days Are Over is really good...
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    Canada finally got a man into space

    They didn't give the man a helmet or anything. It's amazing he's still alive.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Technically it is Taker vs HHH 3.
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    what do you guys think?

    That's a lot of menstration in a single apartment. How bear-proof is the building Will you have a panic room to escape to for a week of every month when their periods all coordinate?
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Sorry you're so butthurt over a single throwaway sentence that pretty much contradicts every opinion I have ever stated on this board there chum.
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    Dog lovers?

    I thought the title of this thread was "Dong Lovers?" :(
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Psht. I'm Canadian, I don't give a fuck about your "freedom."
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    Black members, Conservatives, Independents, and even Democrats...

    You know you are deserving to be Member of the Week when you feel like you have a civic duty to inform both American and non-American members about things. :yesyes:
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    Anybody in here speak German?

    Da.... I mean ja. ... Oui.
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    There have been a couple of policy changes in regards to bans in the new year to try and get...

    There have been a couple of policy changes in regards to bans in the new year to try and get more visitors and less bans. Don't know if it's working or not, though. :dunno:
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    2/10 would not bang.

    Tis a good meme, this one.
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    Buying a huss avocado

    Fun fact: an avocado can also be used as a buttplug. Just be really careful you don't use an overly ripe one for anal insertion as it will be so soft your sphincter will likely smush the poor avocado like it is nothing, and if you have any cuts on/in your bum the avocado juices will REALLY sting.
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    But Georges didn't reply, though. He just popped in to do Georges stuff and got blasted. I mean...

    But Georges didn't reply, though. He just popped in to do Georges stuff and got blasted. I mean I can't tell the Board what I think of Sam Fisher and Hondatard and the recent slew if idiots that have been appearing.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Kharma in the Rumble was the highlight of the night.
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    I hope Lebron gets injured and Bosh leads the Heat to a championship. That'd be pretty cool.
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    Petition to Ban Hitler Threads

    I feel like creating a thread titled "Petition to buy a Hitler." That should cover all the necessary bases.
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    I dont think im allowed to be part of the fun. :dunno:

    I dont think im allowed to be part of the fun. :dunno:
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    Oi...

    Oi! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568799-The-Almost-Anything-Goes-Thread-%28read-the-rule-before-posting%29&p=6413545&viewfull=1#post6413545 What's this? You can't mention me there! I haven't posted! I should ban yo ass! :tongue:
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    Buying a *****.

    I feel like I should post some sort of photo in here.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I kind of want to see them going back to the North America Vs. The World format.
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    The ******

    Only got a handie? You wuss. :nono:
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    A ******, her pornstar ******** - what is your take on it?

    And let's just close the thread here before the weirdos start showing up...
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    Thread for Sam Fisher's Bullshit

    Given the fact you've created tons of flame war threads, we're going to let this one go a bit longer.
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    Major Scientists Confirm: Global Warming Panic Is a Hoax

    Does anyone else remember when this Board was populated by funny, smart and entertaining members? And now we have Sam Fisher. I'm starting to think that the Rapture really did happen last year and we all died and dealing with this **** is our eternal punishment.
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    It's funny, because the people who are saying Obama sucks are the same idiots who thing Gingrich would be a good President. Some people should not be allowed to voice their opinions online...
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    ...people know about F0

    butthurt win of the year
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    It was actually Roald who started this, guys.
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    You've been lost in the desert for seven days. Nothing to ***** last 2 days..

    A big, ice cold glass of shut the fuck up Sam.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    They aren't really as bad as everyone says, in my opinion. There's no way in hell the Islanders logo should be replaced by anything, but it could have been a decent idea for a third jersey. The current third jerseys are much worse and when they were first ****** I was hoping the Islanders would...
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    This interactive POLL got buried in a thread of mine. You might want to check it out

    Re: This interactive POLL got buried in a thread of mine. You might want to check it 59% Obama, 48% Bachmann and 46% Huntsman I am surprise
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    Well it was nice winning, but apparently Bargnani reinjured his leg and is out for two months. Guess he isn't a 2012 Orlando All-Star Man anymore. :(
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    I'll get the cake.
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    observe how you feel just before you go to *****

    This thread makes me want to fuck a dude. Or Kirk Cameron. Whichever will get me to Hell faster.
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    Israeli Occupation of Palestine 'Irreversible' If Settlement Continues

    :facepalm: Don't make me call Jenkum, johnny...
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    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? Norrrrrmally I would, but... This says you want to live with your mistake forever. :nono:
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    lurkingdirk is a ******

    ft7zHARLUs0
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    Wow, that was an awesome game between the Raptors and Jazz.
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    Bargnani returns with 36 points tonight and the Raptors finally win. The guy is a fucking *******.
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    State of the Union address.

    Just about to watch it and the Republican response on DVR. Can't wait to see Obama hit it out of the park and watch the Republicans try to pick him apart. :tongue:
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    What is your favourite team chant/song?

    But everybody's goal song is Zombie Nation.
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    Canada for U.S. president...

    It makes perfect sense, which is why it will never happen.
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    Past. Shuuuuuuuuutup. :)
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    The secret to getting women to have sex with you

    For 99% of women: Pop your collar and act like a complete A-hole. For 1% of women: Be a gentleman.
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    If you could do one of these sports professionally, which one?

    Either basketball or soccer since they'd pay the most.
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    December 21 2012

    In the span of time between the start of this thread and the bump humanity has survived no more than two supposed apocalypses, and in all honesty if motherfackin' Jesus can't end civilization as we know it, what kind of chance do a bunch of Guatemalans have?
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