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  1. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    Is it me or does the annual fake bullshit war against chrismas get earlier and earlier each year?
  2. Mrs Jolly

    Do you like to eat Mediterranean food?

    Middle spam
  3. Mrs Jolly

    What's the best and easiest way to get into the AVN Expo or other Conventions

    Do what I do. Slowly and deliberately unfurl your flaccid penis a foot at a time until the head of it is resting upon the shoes of those blocking your entry, then shout across the expanse that you will not be responsible for it's actions unless you are admitted forthwith. It works everytime...
  4. Mrs Jolly

    The Death Care Bill

    I see you think that conservative means republican and republican is a fixed mindset. At the moment the biggest beneficiaries of social meds are conservatives/republicans, I'm unaware of a grey right revolution where they are refusing ***** and treatment, because there isn't one. ************...
  5. Mrs Jolly

    What's the best and easiest way to get into the AVN Expo or other Conventions

    And that my friend is undoubtedly the voice of experience. (Sadly I couldn't rep you.)
  6. Mrs Jolly

    The Death Care Bill

    I've been around the block with regards to various political scenarios. With the obvious exceptions of Friday on my mind, Hot Mega etc I have a grasp on the whys and wherefores. This is one issue that is in the pipeline, the population is aging, costs are rising, rivals have in the main bitten...
  7. Mrs Jolly

    SNL Rips U.S. Over Massive Debt Owed to "Evil Commies" in China

    Don't feel you have to reference all volumes of Marx, but sticking to the basics just outline for me how exactly the current Chinese economy satisfies the basic tenets of a communist economy. Cheers.
  8. Mrs Jolly

    The Death Care Bill

    I honestly don't care about neocon this or that or having a debate about the run up to the wars on this thread, but I think we can all agree that as the boomers start to need more and more health care of the more and more expensive type there needs to be serious debate about how much medicare...
  9. Mrs Jolly

    SNL Rips U.S. Over Massive Debt Owed to "Evil Commies" in China

    They didn't amass all that Kapital by being communist, comrade.
  10. Mrs Jolly

    The Death Care Bill

    Anybody watch sixty minutes last night? See the segment about health care costs and dying? See that bloke talking about the amount of money the US spends on citizens during the last months of life (I think it was $10,000 a day to keep someone in an ICU - don't quote me I was getting *****...
  11. Mrs Jolly

    SNL Rips U.S. Over Massive Debt Owed to "Evil Commies" in China

    I thought it was funny if too long by about six minutes - which is usual for SNL, which should be a 30 minute show without a "star" that has about five minutes of it written by Trey Parker and Mat Stone. $800 billion is $800 billion. How the hell is the US going to pay that amount back while...
  12. Mrs Jolly

    Best British accent.

    I have a Liverpool accent and every day of my life here in the US I get asked if I am Irish. I am then often told that I don't sound English. It is quite something to fundamentally fail at being yourself but apparently I do it every day.
  13. Mrs Jolly

    Best British accent.

    The most welcoming accent is the that of the west country. It is a joy to listen to.
  14. Mrs Jolly

    Fox News again accused of airing misleading video

    That's funny, because on a science report on Fox news last week they aired an item concerning the environment. Apparently since the Obama administration has been in office the moisture content of american water has been falling at never before seen levels
  15. Mrs Jolly

    what if we could cloned jesus christ?

    Which ever country he was born in would be a shoe in for the water polo gold at the Olympics.
  16. Mrs Jolly

    Have you ever been robbed ?

    Back in the day, unbeknownst to me, I was elected as a middleman in the Liverpool car radio futures market. The greatest invention on the planet as far as I was concerned at the time was the invention of the car CD player with a detachable front.
  17. Mrs Jolly

    Man arrested for FINDING *** in his backyard

    Maybe wait for the sentence before getting carried away.
  18. Mrs Jolly

    McGreevey training to become priest

    Couldn't find anything other than the fact that this his lover was ill equipped to do the job for which he was hired. Certainly no sniff of a real invetigation or the air of a major cover up. Seems like everybody just wanted to be rid of McGreevey. On the democrat thingy, having never...
  19. Mrs Jolly

    2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa qualification

    Unless they are playing Everton. Except under the following conditions: if Spurs win and Everton lose - Everton do not get relegated, but if Spurs win and Everton lose, Liverpool do not then make the top four and go bankrupt and are either ****** onto the streets as male prostitutes or to take...
  20. Mrs Jolly

    Tenole Tudor

    Who ****** Bambi was a highlight of the great rock and roll swindle. For any **** tuning in tonight - TGRnRS is a movie about punk - which was not invented by Greenday regardless what you might have heard on MTV 2.
  21. Mrs Jolly

    Hundreds of Scientists Reject Global Warming

    Great analogy, I haven't seen the film, can you just recount the bit where Russel Crowe and his partner publish their reasons for doing so in a peer reviewed journal, it must be fucking cinema gold. Youtube?
  22. Mrs Jolly

    2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa qualification

    You are right about that. He is more alive when he plays in the national squad.
  23. Mrs Jolly

    Pop Up Toilets in London

    Are you from the West? Just because it is in England doesn't mean it was made there? I'm sat here in America, typing on an imported computer, placed on an an imported desk, ******** an imported **** and about to look at imported boobs, on mostly domestic women and filmed with imported...
  24. Mrs Jolly

    Hundreds of Scientists Reject Global Warming

    All well and good, but perhaps you are too busy with your dick (Phillip K - to give it it's full name) to have noticed that a mere 97% of the world's climatoligists are in the employ of Al Gore. (I seriously doubt that even you didn't notice, as they were all in the audience when he gave that...
  25. Mrs Jolly

    Tenole Tudor

    Fix the title
  26. Mrs Jolly

    2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa qualification

    I haven't seen the goal yet but followed the commentary by Barry Glendenning (an Irishman) on the guardian website. Apparently Henry handballs twice and two players are offside in the build up. Glendenning was crushed but made the point that tomorrow when the ref sees the replay of his error...
  27. Mrs Jolly

    2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa qualification

    Rugby League is a simple game, played by simple people, Rugby Union is a complex game played by Wankers” ~ Laurie Daley
  28. Mrs Jolly

    Gov Sarah Palin. MILF?

    As mentioned a billion times since Harold wilson said it. "A week is a long time in politics." Predictions should be made in the light of that. The facts are......She is an extremely ambitious woman. She certainly thinks she is qualified for the job and she will not voluntarily close the...
  29. Mrs Jolly

    McGreevey training to become priest

    Well, you say that they had him dead to rights? Was there a report? Was there an expose in the press? Were there grounds for charges? You didn't post any evidence? I have no idea who the "they" is in, "They had him bang to rights." I don't think being gay is a reason to resign in any...
  30. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    Er, let me try and get this right...............a tag line originating with a group of Los Angeles based scriptwriters of unknown origin, depicting a rural gentleman parrotting a Washington DC based administration justification for an excursionary war is nothing but a liberal sneer at the...
  31. Mrs Jolly

    hey hey hey victoria lawson here

    Outside of Goatherding, where it is a term of endearment for a good looking *** on the cusp of adulthood, I am unfamiliar with the term "Muah" Are you perchance a member of the ever growing shepherd/pornstar community? If so I'll PM you with details of our next Ice Cream social.
  32. Mrs Jolly

    The Problem With Conservatives Is...

    Whoops I missed this. I haven't got a clue what you mean. (Plantation politics?) I have to agree with Medved (The religious conservative) the great cities to live in are all liberal. And in the case of NYC SF Portland, Seattle, Boston a liberal state too. Where are the great conservative...
  33. Mrs Jolly

    The Problem With Conservatives Is...

    America has yet to complete it's dialogue on race. It is not a left right discussion although there is a history of chancers on both sides of the aisle trying to make it so for gains at the ballot box. This thread is not the place to hold that discussion. As an aside, someone of my vintage...
  34. Mrs Jolly

    McGreevey training to become priest

    Oh this sounds like the worst kind of cover up. (Or the best if you love a conspiracy theory.) You know, the one where members of the public know all about it. Which then ****** the notoriously gay friendly New Jersey police into giving making a pass. (no pun intended.) Thank god you're here...
  35. Mrs Jolly

    read any good books?

    It is well worth the effort but put it in the pile behind "The Curious Incident of the dog in the Nightime."
  36. Mrs Jolly

    Cheers mate. Much appreciated.

    Cheers mate. Much appreciated.
  37. Mrs Jolly

    Edward Woodward R.I.P

    In one of the Callan's there is a conversation between Lonely and Callan (played by Woodward.) From memory so apologies Lonely: You ****** that man Callan. Callan: I didn't **** him. I hit him and he died of it. Breaker Morant. Brilliant.
  38. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    I have bad news if you are labouring under the impression that this site exists solely as a forum where cyber wankers come to gain the respect and admiration of their fellow peers in the field of cultural studies. (Indeed they can attain positions of seniority. Take that noob.) On other pages...
  39. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    I've seen this sort of self obsessed diatribe before. I'm sorry to trouble you but I am dying to know. Do you by any chance have in your service a short, muscular, bowler hatted gentleman? Or perhaps a tall henchmen with large steel teeth? Anyway keep up these kind of posts. Everytime you...
  40. Mrs Jolly

    Carrie Prejean meltdown on Larry King

    I know what you are getting at but you are laying it on a bit too thick. Lives were destroyed by the McCarthyistswho wielded real power. To the best of my knowledge there are no house committees for unhomosexual activities with the power to subpoena a witness for a ritual sacrifice.
  41. Mrs Jolly

    English Premier League.

    SPL TV deal is somethig like 65 million pounds split over 5 years. EPL TV money is in the billions. Playing in the SPL means that a top footballer will only realy play a handful of competitive games in front of a big crowd each year. Half the SPL teams are bordering on being all semi- pro...
  42. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    ***, you're going to have to do better than that. You are going to have to put in some jokes of your own. The old, " did not/did too" routine just doesn't cut it. While I'm here, let me just say well done on cutting down on the big letters, bold type and emoticons etc Now if we can just work...
  43. Mrs Jolly

    Carrie Prejean meltdown on Larry King

    I saw Jay Leno get interviewed about his time on the Tonight show. He mentioned some no mark ***** who was going to come on the show (I can't for the life of me remember which one). Just before the show her manager was making noises about the fact that she won't answering this or that question...
  44. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    A classic post like that deserves a classic reply. Hamlet | Act III, Scene II HAMLET: Madam, how like you this play? QUEEN: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
  45. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    Guilty. It is not all it is cracked up to be. As a program it lives in the shadow of PPE at Oxford, which is thedegree to have for those in this field. I will tell you that it was 65/35 girls to boys and that because of the weird way Cambridge breaks down into individual colleges, my director...
  46. Mrs Jolly

    Carrie Prejean meltdown on Larry King

    I don't go to church and I'm not catholic, but if I was, this Sunday I would be in the confessional admitting that I had impure thoughts about bending Michelle Bachamann over a desk and trying to shag some sense into her.
  47. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    At the risk of seeming harsh, if you are so magnificently well read why are your posts so poorly written? For example you said this, "You think you are more litterate than me" and this "you should perhaps lough about your own mediocrity and unability to have any sense of logic and realism"...
  48. Mrs Jolly

    An Unstable Limbaugh Blames Obama for Ft. Hood Shootings

    Penthouse and Hustler don't count.
  49. Mrs Jolly

    Carrie Prejean meltdown on Larry King

    I think the most relevant fact is not that she walked off set but that she walked on. She was never likely to be going on 'Booknotes' on CSPAN or featured on NPR. A slot on Larry King was as good as it gets for her. She knows the Larry King format. We all do. Although she is a talentless...
  50. Mrs Jolly

    Obama's Frightening Insensitivity Following Shooting

    Not writing like this you won't.
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