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cheers for the recent rep

Cheers for the rep

Comedy gold.

Right then. You have roughly 39 months to be proved right. If the president serves out his term you will have been seen to be wrong. Colloquially you will have been seen to contain a lot of ****, perhaps even to be filled to capacity with it. Conversely, if the president is ****** resign I...

Griffey. When he gets to the HOF his name will have an asterisk by it. The small print will say, "Played agianst roided up pitchers."

I'm calling you out. I am saying flatly, that this statement is full of ****. I'll put $100 cyberdollars on it not happening.

This saddens me. There are lot of good people in politics. A lot of them get into it because they are moved by their beliefs or want to change things. Sure there are plenty of carpetbaggers and ego maniacs. Yet even these chancers are moved when events like those at the army base take place...

Although you were moved to tell me which university you went to, (Er, should I thank you for that? Thanks, no really thanks, thanks a million.) you didn't post your major or GPA. You know that I can't take you seriously until you do that. Nice to see you have cut back on all the...

Er, this is a porn site. If you come here to give or recieve moral instruction, in all seriousness I think you are perhaps wasting your time. If your advice is sincere and genuine I truly appreciate it. You are trying to make me a better person. That is a noble gesture. Yet returning the...

At the risk of sounding like a bit of a luvvie.......... I went to see the brilliant Jonathan Pryce with the royal shakespeare company in 1978. I had been to the theatre before but this was a school trip to stratford. There was a ***** tramp hanging out in the lobby pushing into people and...

This topic started years before I ever posted on this board, but I will say this: it has a wonderfully provactive title which did get the conversation flowing. Hats off for that. If I could have a second comment, it would be that after such a great intro you should have left it at: discuss.

When I've been ******** Henry V. To annoy a girlfriend Taming of the shrew. To watch Othello and Macbeth.

Georges, if you are not getting confused in your arguments about the elevation in reputation of America amongst foreign nationals, then why do you begin your post talking about domestic levels of unemployment? If the original poll was a measurement of foreign estimations of domestic employment...

Here is the song for you then. They Might Be giants. We want a rock. Where was i? I forgot The point that I was making I said if I was smart that I would Save up for a piece of string And a rock to wind the string around Everybody wants a rock To wind a piece of string around...

Movie stars eh, don't cha just love 'em. Bzzare that she would quote the back cover blurb from, "The Perfect Storm," when she was asked a question about her current shagging arrangement.

Georges, in my life women have come and gone. Sometimes I ended it, sometimes I didn't. Outside of feelings for ****** and ******** nothing can sear the heart like the death of love in the object of your affection. I know from painful experience. One of the worst things you can do though...

You have lost me here. A radical improvement in the standing of the US in world opinion is a bad thing and should be a source of shame and embarrassment? Yes? This Obama guy is worse thatn even Glen Beck was told to think. Are you of the opinon that the complete ******* away of soft power...

Well seeing as there is only ever one person doing the job for four years at a time the list of truly qualified candidates would be confined to second term (or where applicable third term presidents.) I can't be arsed counting but I'm guessing that in the history of the US there have only been...

The recent demise of Liverpool as a footballing giant is almost to sad to talk about. Almost. Ha Ha Ha

Other than gumming up your mouth what was the point of treacle toffee?

Can you please tell us exactly what it was that the gym teacher did to you round the back of the bleachers that makes you so hostile to education? Or was it the other boys, with their cruel asides in the showers, that shrivelled your learning in turn? Either way, you make a fool of yourself...

So just to clear upany confusion: Leo Strauss Neocon genes Levi Strauss Neocon jeans

What's with all the big font, bold type and emoticons crap? Are you "in character" as a sugared up teeny rebel or something?

I saw it. She sounded quite reasonable but looked a bit rough. What is with the artwork on her neck?

Can't believe Steve Irwin wasn't on the list.

I lifted this wholesale from the mudflats website. It's too good not to pass on. "Thought I’d share a newly developed recipe for Elephant Upside-Down Surprise Cake. First you take a congressional district that has had Republican representation in the U.S. House of Representatives since two...

Lazy me. I should have mentioned earlier that Washington State approved gay marriage last night. Yay.

No problemo on the fighting for what you believe in, even from the church crowd. That is their right. Having said that if I was dropping my cash in the collection box and the preacher was saying he was going to spend it on an ad agency so they can air a slot in a state 2 time zones away...

Well, for the sake of argument let us say that 5% of the voting population is gay. The bills normally get at least 40% at the ballot box (in the face of some massive out of state spending) in favour of gay rights, so I would say there is a desire amongst the voting public. Just not a majority...

The most breathtakingly ignorant remark I have stumbled upon in recent memory. I am speechless. Sometimes words won't do.

Sylvia Plath. A poet can go on to do great work as they get older. If she had got over Ted or had her illness treated she might have surpassed him as a poet.

Seriously. Don't you think it was better this way? It would have broke my heart to watch him playing out his days to half filled halls across the american south. Droning on and on about the impending Hawaiin Kenyan bogeyman that was coming to sap the will of the righteous.

Look I'm so over this dead bat but if **** hadn't mentioned it wouldn't their critics be jumping up an down and shouting about the inconsistency? They had no choise ohter thatn to make a statement. I'm sure that they too are more concerned with everday ****** in the food supply chain.

Duncan Edwards. I'm no fan of Manchester United but when Sir Bobby Charlton calls you a footballing genius then you are a fucking footballing genius and no mistake. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Edwards

I heard his name all the time when I first came to live in the states. I had seen individual jokes quoted in the press and the list of people that he had pissed off. I had high hopes. Iwas therefore extremely disappointed when I finally got to listen to his show. It was not very funny and...

I had a volvo station wagon for 8 years and sold it to some fella down the road. He went out on the ale in it and ran over and ****** a couple of ****. Naturally I was tried and sentenced as a willing accomplice in the crime.

There is an interactive version of this which has little explanations that pop up as you scroll across the painting. There is a another one which has opposing explanations. I'll try and find them.

Re: How's this'to cheer ya' up: Girl blasts school officials over her friends gang ra I hopeto god that every one of these people is correctly identified, charged and sentenced to the full letter of the law and then treated in a humane fashion while having their rights and freedoms as citizens...

I like Ricky Hatton the man but he has got to hang his gloves up and persue his real calling - competitive eating. He is great at promoting his fights to credulous northerners but I doubt that even they would be willing to shell out to watch him embarrass himself three times in a row.

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All sports have the same human frailties built into them. Rugby union with it's endless rule changes and differing interpretations from the north to the southern hemispheres must be nightmare to officiate. In the recent test series a player was caught gouging but was not sent off. How can you...

Go and see one of the popular ones. Make yourself familiar with the story. Listen to it beforehand. This will greatly add to your enjoyment. The opera and symphony are having hard time finding younger people there are always deals going as the date of the shows approach. If you do go (and...

Er, wouldn't it be true to say that if a bunch of Jews hadn't flip flopped on their beliefs there wouldn't have been a bunch of disciples? And therefore no christianity. Good for you then that Jesus didn't preach a negative sermon about Tedus Nugentus: the quick silver Lyreist who advocated...

Every man has his price. If we are talking a six pack I always hold out for the expensive import stuff or else I can't live with myself in the morning. Also I can plug my ass with the bottle neck and it won't have the ridges like on the domestic screw tops.

Just go through Mathew Brodericks back catalogue for the movie where he grts his knob polished. Easy.

Here is what the Onion thinks. Hard to tell the difference. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_continues_quagmire_building

Christopher Buckley, who has impeccable conservative genes has come out for the of leaving Afghanistan. This follows on from the recent writings of Friedman (at the New York Times.) There are slight differences but the underlying thrust is the same. We would have to stay in Afghanistan...

Well, to be fair to Maher he does cover all the bases in his movie. He goes to the wailing wall, the dome of the rock, Salt Lake City and a bunch of other places. He stands on the very spot where that dutch guy was stabbed to death for criticising Islam/Alla/Muslims, he talks to that dick head...

In the movie they are sitting in church he and his ****** went to. His ****** is dead and he asks his mum why she never got involved in his religious life and why all of a sudden he and his ****** no longer had to go. Turns out the church of the time came out against contaception, his mum was...