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  1. Mrs Jolly

    When All Else Fails, Accuse Opponents of Being Racists

    What happens if you do? Do they whizz round in squad cars, smash your door down, charge in, raise their eyebrows and shout, "really?" Then leave.
  2. Mrs Jolly

    Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

    Either way someone is gonna get cruicified
  3. Mrs Jolly

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    I pm'd people about this ages ago. It is no surprise. It was a clause in Kelly's contract that he could always go to ND. It is the job he has always dreamed of. The clue is in his name. He has been offered it because it is just about impossible to have done a better job than he has this...
  4. Mrs Jolly

    1000 Ways to Die stupidest way to die

    http://www.snopes.com/autos/*****/jato.asp
  5. Mrs Jolly

    Fb

    Well, it isn't quite the same thing. You are not going to e-mail your aunties and stuff, but plop a note in a conversation wishing your second ****** congrats on her third marriage/divorce/***** and the clan knows you are alive and that even though you are not going to pop round any day now...
  6. Mrs Jolly

    Taking the private jet to Copenhagen

    It's not my line, but.................do you always expect a signpost to get up and walk the way it is pointing?
  7. Mrs Jolly

    London New Year's Day parade reversed for US audience

    Not until after the world cup.
  8. Mrs Jolly

    Palin Had/Has Problems With "Minority Type(s)" - Left Hawaii College Because of Them

    Re: Palin Had/Has Problems With "Minority Type(s)" - Left Hawaii College Because of T Okay, for the sake of argument let us say that she has produced reams of detailed papers outlining plans for the economy, the war, the climate situation etc and that in turn all of these have been trashed by...
  9. Mrs Jolly

    Palin Had/Has Problems With "Minority Type(s)" - Left Hawaii College Because of Them

    Re: Palin Had/Has Problems With "Minority Type(s)" - Left Hawaii College Because of T The Hitch does not like her. http://www.slate.com/id/2237638/
  10. Mrs Jolly

    London New Year's Day parade reversed for US audience

    This reminds me of a time in the US when I was talking about the Marines in England and an American friend said, "Oh so you decided to get Marines now too." They were gobsmacked to learn that Marines were not an American invention. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Royal_Marines
  11. Mrs Jolly

    Copenhagen Freakshow Begins!

    How'd you want them to get there then?
  12. Mrs Jolly

    Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

    There are two types of marriage: your own and everyone elses. She should do what is best in her own. Who knows? All this crap might be the making of him. Right now he is looking at losing his ****. The fan adulation disintegrating and the mental equilibrium needed for top class golf being...
  13. Mrs Jolly

    2009/2010 NCAA Football

    I'm not quoting you to make sport. I live in Cincy and watched the game surrounded by Cincy grads. They were on th floor. To say victory was sweet is beyond overstatement. They were dead in the water. The ever charitable Mr Centuro was on his game when he said, "don't count them out"...
  14. Mrs Jolly

    Favorite US Sport

    I really enjoy american football and have been to many games. Having said that I have never left one wishing it was half an hour longer, especially when the windchill kicks in come the latter part of the season. I do wish that quarterbacks didn't have radio helmets and that players were not...
  15. Mrs Jolly

    England is the best country in the world!

    It is true that there are a lot of homosexuals in England. All of them live in the south. Every single fucking one of them.
  16. Mrs Jolly

    Global warming is a blatant government conspiracy!

    I don't know about bigger, it is certainly a longer question. Usually these cabals like to have names ending in an the letter 'i.' Naturally there is no secret cabal. the push for a warmer planet can be laid literally at the feet of one group: women - with their fucking permafrost toes and...
  17. Mrs Jolly

    Surname Origins Site

    There is a song for you here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Tf2lQvDz0
  18. Mrs Jolly

    Global warming is a blatant government conspiracy!

    They've already got to Gordy. http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/04/flat-earth-climate-change-copenhagen
  19. Mrs Jolly

    The best rapper of alltime?

    Nice to see the Cincinnati Museum Center featured in that video.
  20. Mrs Jolly

    if you were president of your country for one day, what would you (really) do?

    Remove all royalty, don't let them take any of "their" assets with them. Make civil list payments equal to the state pensions. Do away with the title "Lord." Knock out all the necessary legislation to get the second chamber all elected by PR system and then give this body some teeth when...
  21. Mrs Jolly

    If the Porn Fairy give you one wish, what would you ask / wish for ?

    I've see it, it is made of silver and is shaped like this. http://freedomlovefest.typepad.com/freedom_lovefest/images/2008/06/30/prince.jpg
  22. Mrs Jolly

    How did everybody find Freeones?

    So you had to join freeones to save the earth? So is it that you didn't want to join otherwise? It that because you think you're too good for us then? Well let me tell you Mr ***** ass kisser, we might not want to be saved by some holier-than-though abductee.
  23. Mrs Jolly

    What's your favourite punk rock band?

    It has to be the Ramones for injecting the enterprise with irreverence and the Sex Pistols for the seething disgust. Now some may argue that real punk was over by 1978 and others may champion the LA scene of later. Good for you. I'm happy to listen to both views. I can't buy into the idea of...
  24. Mrs Jolly

    Navy SEALs face assult charges for capturing a most-wanted terrorist

    Those too young to remember from the time of release this might like to view this excellent movie. Check out the plotline. I can't comment on the book of the same name. Perhaps others can. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaker_Morant_(film)
  25. Mrs Jolly

    Female reading the Tiger Woods thread has a question boys!

    Er, maybe you found the woman that you would like to have ******** with or a woman that it would crush your insides to think of in the arms of another.
  26. Mrs Jolly

    What has happened to Busty.pl / Ewa Sonnet?

    Mutant Polish woodworm ate through the legs on the headboard end of her bed causing it to fall to the floor. This in turn meant that her knockers rolled down and covered her face and suffocated her during her *****. Autopsy reports revealled that her bloodstream had the equivalent of 14 shots...
  27. Mrs Jolly

    Woody Allen Or Else

    For purely sentimental reasons Annie Hall. A word of warning for the old farts on here. I remember ******* my pants laughing at "Take the money and run." I watched it wish some youngsters a few months ago and they were snoring. We had to turn it off. They appreciated that it had to be...
  28. Mrs Jolly

    Favourite Film/Movie Theme Tune!?

    Not the best sound quality in this clip but a great set of images to convey the majesty of the score. The Mission by Ennio Morricone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o35abuR_oLo&feature=related
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    Favourite TV theme?

    It really depends on where you shop for your nostalgia.... If you are in a warm climate and want to go out and bust bad guy heads in a warm climate - whilst wearing a thin tie -then as has already been touched upon above, you will need the theme to Hawaii Five O. (Accept no imitations) On the...
  30. Mrs Jolly

    2010 World Cup Thread

    Spain to win by playing brilliant football. England to enter the competition as massively over hyped contenders. Wayne Rooney to age a lifetime in two weeks. England to come home after the quarter finals to get savaged by crazed tabloids as usual.
  31. Mrs Jolly

    The Beatles VS. The Rolling stones

    No argument here. I'm not saying Charlie Watts is J Bonham or (insert genius here) but he is the perfect drummer for the Sones. ie he adds to the chemistry. Keef is no Jimi Hendrix, however, even in a band where the other guitarist (as you rightly pointed out Mick Taylor or Brian Jones) is...
  32. Mrs Jolly

    It Made My Penis Grow By Six Inches

    If he is powerful enough to get out of those ropes and run away could you then call him "stretch armstrong?" Just asking.
  33. Mrs Jolly

    Super Hot "Marching Band" Video on YouTube...

    Is it too early to nominate post of the year?
  34. Mrs Jolly

    The Beatles VS. The Rolling stones

    The Beatles are a pop band. They just happen to be a pop band that had so much talent in it that you could take the 3rd songwriter in the group and assemble a set of songs that most groups would call their greatest hits. Genius is a term flung about at will these days. McCartney **** songs...
  35. Mrs Jolly

    Palin/Beck in 2012

    Jason, by far and away the biggest tussle in domestic US politics today is that within the GOP. You can take your pick on the various theories about how the party got itself into this position but there are the makings of a schism that will damage the party at the polls (outside of the South)...
  36. Mrs Jolly

    English Premier League 2009/2010

    This season so far, they have conceded 8 goals in the premiership. How good willthey be when they get strong at the back?
  37. Mrs Jolly

    what's the best/most-revolutionary/favorite special effects movie ?

    Old farts will recall this as cutting edge at the time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbeEvTtB7ts Fuck me has it aged.
  38. Mrs Jolly

    Navy SEALs face assult charges for capturing a most-wanted terrorist

    Not wanting to destroy millions of innocent men women and ******** makes one sensitive does it. Does this mean I can continue with my habit of farting up the bedroom, leaving the seat up and staring at other women all the while retaining the "sensitive" tag?
  39. Mrs Jolly

    Man arrested for FINDING *** in his backyard

    For those interested in keeping up with events this is a good source. http://jackofkent.blogspot.com/2009/11/paul-clarke-anatomy-of-injustice.html
  40. Mrs Jolly

    Sarah Palin VS Levi Johnston

    And by thinkers, you mean there are even more ex beauty pageant contestants currently hawking ghost written autobiographies? Brilliant! At this rate they'll be holding the 2012 republican primaries at the Playboy mansion.
  41. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/onion_acludefends.html
  42. Mrs Jolly

    English Premier League 2009/2010

    Speaking as an Evertonian it is fucking fantastic. Liverpool is owned by a couple of chancers who thought that the club were locked into the automatic euro money trough. The annual Moyes miracle of getting Everton into contention on a shoestring was never going to be able to get past that...
  43. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    I'm fairly bible ignorant, I often hear it said that the bible is pretty skimpy on what heaven is actually like. Does any body know what the bible does actually say on this?
  44. Mrs Jolly

    English Premier League 2009/2010

    From the BBC three minutes ago 2139: LIVERPOOL ARE OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
  45. Mrs Jolly

    What is your cut-off age limit?

    This is the kind of thing you need to talk to your spouse about. Preferrably not on their birthday. Preferably not if they have a big ***** to cut the birthday cake with.
  46. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    Last Christmas I asked for Halle Berry wrapped in spandex and it never happened, so it looks they have already got to Santa Claus. Just a matter of time before they turn both barrells on jesus.
  47. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    I guess he would be in Stark contrast to the rest of the representatives.
  48. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    It is this fella http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Stark
  49. Mrs Jolly

    Send the ACLU a Christmas Card

    I remain firmly convinced that there is a sizeable group of people in America who not only believe that christ will come back but that when he does he will speak english with an american accent. Am I right in saying that there is approximately one atheist in the senate and house combined? If...
  50. Mrs Jolly

    Sarah Palin VS. John McCain's Campaign Staff

    Looking back over the last year I am reminded of the similarities between Susan Boyle and Sarah Palin, both had a dazzling moment in the spotlight. Sarah at the convention and Susan at the talent show. You can however, only ride that moment so far. Palin was a great first date. Yet by the...
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