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  1. averageJoe

    US planning to relax haggis ban

    YUCK! Just the thought of that makes me want to *****. :throwup: Sheep hear, liver, and lungs boiled together inside a sheep stomach. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHO EAT GARBAGE LIKE THAT?! :dunno:
  2. averageJoe

    pink hair

    HELL YES!!! :bowdown:
  3. averageJoe

    Your first internet porn wank ?

    www.Heidis-page.com was the first girl I found. This was in 1998 when I got my first internet computer, then it was www.pink4free.com. Both sites are pretty much dead and haven't been updated in years.
  4. averageJoe

    Sarah Michelle Gellar v's Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Both are very beautiful, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has a better ass and bigger breasts, so she gets my vote!
  5. averageJoe

    Hottest Japanese Pornstars?

    Anna Ohura is the best to me. She is just perfectly beautiful from head to her pretty little feet. And of course her big tits are amazing!
  6. averageJoe

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Who would you fuck every single day? My new favorite starlet... Bree Olsen! She is just perfection. :bowdown:
  7. averageJoe

    Japanese Pornstars

    Yeah I **** Japanese porn too. I dunno what is wrong with showing privates in that country. May as well just do softcore instead of blurring them out! I do love some of the starlets though, Anna Ohura is my favorite!
  8. averageJoe

    Best Blowjob Pics

    The cute Czech girl from this train blowjob video: (edit) Well, I can't seem to find an url that FreeOnes likes. So just search up "train blowjob" on Google, it's all over the net.
  9. averageJoe

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    WOW, Bree. I have gained a lot of respect for you since reading this thread and seeing your answers. You have become my favorite porn starlet and have my votes for Miss Freeones '10!!! :bowdown:
  10. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Bree Olsen for the second day in a row!
  11. averageJoe

    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? Right now I would love to be sucking on Bree Olsen's big beautiful perfect all natural breasts!
  12. averageJoe

    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    Bree Olsen has some pretty feet... http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Twistys/Bree_Olson_001/ http://www.freepornofreeporn.com/free_pic/gallery_018/sperm/sperm_cocktail/poaibopicda_t178.html?be0051:signup:SC http://photos.freeones.com/b_babes/Bree_Olson_011/
  13. averageJoe

    Does Size Matter?

    I really don't pay much attention to the men in porn, too busy looking at the women! But I do often wonder this? Seeing guys in porn like Lex Steele who have really long ones, they are more or less useless. They only put about 6" in her anyway, Otherwise she would ***** by mouth or be injured...
  14. averageJoe

    Conan O'Brien rejects NBC's offer

    I wish Saturday Night Live would hire him back as a writer. The shows were funnier when Conan was involved, now they are are hit or miss. Like once a month you get a funny episode, sometimes less.
  15. averageJoe

    Anime

    Some of it is pretty good. I have liked Anime since seeing "VOLTRON" as a ***. And if you want to see something good, check out the unedited Japanese version of Voltron... "***** King...GoLion!" It had ***** and gore! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_King_GoLion
  16. averageJoe

    Bill Maher: Stop the *****...It’s Time to Break Up With Your Big Bank

    Well, how can I break it off with my big bank when the larger ones keep buying out all the small ones? :dunno: This topic, and not necessarily just this thread, makes me think and wonder. Especially since the Govt. bailed out those fuckers and how they harass unemployed people like me in this...
  17. averageJoe

    Chris Matthews: What has the Republican Party done for The People...

    OH NO! Another politics thread! Don't you people know to never argue religion and politics. :dunno:
  18. averageJoe

    Federal Court Restricts Taser Use by Police

    I would rather be hit with the tazer than shot with the officer's ****** or beaten with the stick! Maybe turn down the voltage to prevent fatalities, I dunno. The tazer is a great idea, just needs to be used PROPERLY.
  19. averageJoe

    Transsexuals

    HEY! I wasn't saying "Gay" to be oppressive or insulting. I was just stating this is porn site with stuff on women only, and I think it should stay that way. "Gay" is what homosexual men refer to themselves as isn't it?
  20. averageJoe

    SgtMarine's weekly MOTO.

    Yeah, what did he get ****** for anyway? He hasn't said worse than others here have. Personally I think lining someone to "lemon party" should get a person ******!:thefinger
  21. averageJoe

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Natural Breasts... Bree Olsen has perfect big breasts:bowdown:
  22. averageJoe

    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    WHAT? I think he is hilarious! :dunno:
  23. averageJoe

    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    I hope McG has nothing to do with it or it will suck too! James Cameron needs to get back with Terminator.
  24. averageJoe

    Top 25 Horror Movie Rules

    True, so true! Even in the new movie a "red shirt" died! :rofl:
  25. averageJoe

    Top 25 Horror Movie Rules

    LOL! That reminds me of the scene in "Scary Movie" of Carmen Electra's death when the killer stabs her and her implant is stuck to his *****!!! :rofl:
  26. averageJoe

    What are you listening to right now?

    Some of the cover songs in the "covers" thread
  27. averageJoe

    Best Cover Versions

    Just remembered another awesome cover: Johnny Cash: Rusty Cage (Soundgarden)
  28. averageJoe

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Okay, maybe **** is a little harsh. But I just don't like the high pitched "baby voice." I would rather hear Bree moan in her natural womanly voice.
  29. averageJoe

    Best Cover Versions

    Most covers sound like ass, like I think Shinedown ********* "simple man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. But there a few good ones, some even sound better than the original. Korn: Another Brick in the wall (Pink Floyd) Metallica: Stone Cold Crazy (Queen) and Am I Evil? (Diamondhead) also Turn the Page...
  30. averageJoe

    Phobias

    Being a big guy at 6'2" and 250lbs...I have two things I am terrified of. Kinda shameful! Water: at 37 years old I have never learned to swim. My parents even put me in swimming classes at the YMCA as a ***, and again as a teenager, but I failed! My solution: I just don't get in water over my...
  31. averageJoe

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Honestly, I **** that voice. I prefer the normal Bree Olsen voice.:dunno: That would be my only problem with you, I kinda got the impression you were an airhead! (sorry baby :() BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG... YOU STILL MAKE ME HORNY, NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER IN GETTING OFF TO YOU! Actually reading this...
  32. averageJoe

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    That gives me more questions to ask... 1)Don't know if you know or not, but do the male performers take viagra or another **** to stay hard for shoots. 2)What if they just could not climax no matter what? 3)Or stay hard? Don't get me wrong you are beautiful and hot and I am sure you are...
  33. averageJoe

    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    First I would like like to say I think you are the most beautiful pornstar today. My question is: With your pretty, perfect feet why have you never done (or at least I haven't seen) a foot fetish shoot, such as a footjob.
  34. averageJoe

    Transsexuals

    Maybe because this isn't a gay porn site? Let's keep freeones actual women ONLY please.
  35. averageJoe

    Your welcome! I only rep when it is deserved.

    Your welcome! I only rep when it is deserved.
  36. averageJoe

    would any of you guys ever take a strap-on??

    hell no! My asshole is exit only!!!
  37. averageJoe

    The sluttiest porn star that you'd like to bang

    DITTO!!! :thumbsup:
  38. averageJoe

    How do you handle sarcasm?

    There is a difference between sarcasm and flaming. Some people like to take it too far. It pisses me off to see a lot of new people ran off by assholes. my vote: I understand some of them... some others I'm like... "WTF?"
  39. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? bree olsen
  40. averageJoe

    Top 25 Horror Movie Rules

    This is funny... and true! And I'd like to add, never skinny dip in Crystal Lake. For that matter, why do people even go there!
  41. averageJoe

    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    1)Chicago 2)Terminator Salvation 3)Titanic
  42. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Lucy Daily
  43. averageJoe

    Conan O'Brien rejects NBC's offer

    I don't know what is wrong with you people or NBC. Jay Leno has a very funny and interesting show. I tune in every night. But I guess the prime time viewers are too stupid for a variety/talk show these days. They want so called reality or teen drama.
  44. averageJoe

    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    Sabrina D. From met art. Perfection! :lovecoupl:bowdown:
  45. averageJoe

    Sabrina D From Met-Art: Real or Surgically Enhanced?

    That doesn't look like scarring to me. I could be wrong. If they are fake, the doctor did a damn fine job! :bowdown:They aren't weird looking like most fake breasts.
  46. averageJoe

    Very skinny babes BIG breasts with VERY skinny legs!

    Sabrina D from Met-Art
  47. averageJoe

    Please, help me to id this girl.

    Need a better link:dunno:
  48. averageJoe

    Sabrina D

    Re: Sabrina Wow! She is so hot! Perfect beauty from head to toes. :bowdown: Wish they'd add her to the links section.
  49. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sabrina D. From Met-art Her thread here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=247786&page=2 Wish they'd add her to the links section!
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