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  1. averageJoe

    Best set of twins

    Mary KateOlsen and Ashley Olsen
  2. averageJoe

    What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

    Making the decision to be an auto mechanic. Shitty pay, benefits. Long hours, hard work. Extensive, never ending training. Expensive tools. Did I mention shitty pay?
  3. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Busty Ellen last night... This morning was Lil Candy
  4. averageJoe

    What pisses you off?

    People in the US that associate "SPANISH" with Mexicans. (Spanish people, speaking Mexican, etc) I have ancestry dating back to the original Spanish settlers in NC and VA that were from SPAIN! So I find that insulting. I also find it ironic when people say "speak English, we speak English...
  5. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Solstice Nubiles or Nubiles Solstice. She needs to have a babe section here!
  6. averageJoe

    What pisses you off?

    That can go two ways! I get sick of Yankees moving DOWN HERE and acting like they know everything and own the goddamned place!
  7. averageJoe

    Hotdogs

    THIS: They just taste better. Seem to be more popular in the Southern states. Bright Leaf is the best. And Kraut is for BRATS, not hot dogs!
  8. averageJoe

    Best Tv-series theme music?

    The X-files had a cool intro: Of newer shows, BONES has the best intro:
  9. averageJoe

    Best Tv-series theme music?

    Can't believe no one said this one! Magnum PI
  10. averageJoe

    Best Tv-series theme music?

    YES! I second that. Cool intro. That was one bad ass helicopter! I really wish someone would do a movie on it with a big budget for special effects.
  11. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Taylor Lain, then Briana Lee
  12. averageJoe

    ******-Battle:Tessa Fowler vs. Kelly Rich

    I voted Tessa Fowler, but only because I never heard of Kelly Rich before today. Both are very hot!
  13. averageJoe

    Is traci lords only legal adult movie (Traci i love you) worth trying to find??

    I agree 100%. I loved that girl back in the day when I was a teen. Still like her! Love those big, natural boobs and those sexy puffy nipples! She was the first pornstar I ever liked.
  14. averageJoe

    Silicon boobs

    Silicon boobs... ARE UGLY! :flaccid:
  15. averageJoe

    Is Justin Bieber the next Bruce Springsteen?

    Seriously? You compare an iconic musician with that piece of **** pop flavor of the month? Speaking of which, it's about time for Beiber's 15minutesof fame to expire!
  16. averageJoe

    what girl do you think has the sexiest feet

    Ariel Rebel is number 1 Close second is Lil Candy
  17. averageJoe

    Is Sir_Fartsalot better than Honda Robot?

    Farts does too many damn polls, but at least he is tolerable. Hondarobot is a troll and needs to be ******.
  18. averageJoe

    Where were you on this date?

    I wasn't around until June of 72...
  19. averageJoe

    Is "Avatar" better than "Jurassic Park"?

    Why isn't this trollbot ****** yet? Back on topic, I wasn't that impressed with Avatar. I loved Jurassic Park!
  20. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Mae Olsen
  21. averageJoe

    Hotdogs

    First, it needs to be a RED weenie. Then add Chili, cheddar cheese, onion, and mustard. Or mustard, cheddar cheese and bacon bits is good too.
  22. averageJoe

    Ba...

    You fuck sheep?
  23. averageJoe

    Bacon shortage?

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  24. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? DAMN! She could be Olivia Wilde's twin!
  25. averageJoe

    Danielle Delaunay / FTV Danielle (Busty)

    Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl I highly doubt that is true.Any fool can answer **** there.
  26. averageJoe

    Siri / Siri Dahl / Siri XXX

    Re: Siri New Busty Blond I have had women moan loudly, but YOU are very annoying with it. AND I CAN TELL FAKE FROM REAL THANK YOU! That **** you do is ridiculously fake.
  27. averageJoe

    Which adult star WOULDN'T you like to fuck?

    :facepalm: Whatever, that is completely irrelevant. Completely missed the point of my post. :lame: The woman is ANNOYING!
  28. averageJoe

    Mitt Romney Is 'The Least Popular Candidate In History'

    Personally I like to call them "Romney's retards" or "Mitts twits" both have a nice ring to them! They believe every lie he, Ryan, Faux News, Rush Limblah, And Glenn Dick have ever said. No fact checking with these morons, just sheep following the herd.
  29. averageJoe

    Mitt Romney Is 'The Least Popular Candidate In History'

    Why, Faux News of course! Or Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh. All "unbiased" as they say. :bsflag:
  30. averageJoe

    Mitt Romney Is 'The Least Popular Candidate In History'

    Right on, but the election was rigged. Ron Paul stood the same chances as 2008... ZERO! The Republican party had their mind made up already, Mitt Robbery was the "chosen one"
  31. averageJoe

    Message To Lurkingdork

    :drama: lurkingdirk has been here for a LONG time, and overall is a good poster. I have never had a problem with him, hell, he's even in my friends list, Which brings me to wonder... HONDUHROBOT... WHO IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU? For that matter WHO CARES?:lame: :ban:
  32. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sophia Knight
  33. averageJoe

    Ariel Rebel

    Just found out about your cooking site. http://www.zestyandspicy.com So not only are you beautiful from head to toes AND you can cook good... Will you marry me?:iloveyou:
  34. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? The Lucy OHara post was last night... Today is Ariel Rebel
  35. averageJoe

    How do you date women like Kayden Kross?

    :rofl:I nominate this post for "funniest reply of the week!" :goodpost:
  36. averageJoe

    Greatest mega boob pornstar

    :dito: I **** fake tits. Too many beautiful, big naturals to look at and play with. :goodpost: How about ***** of Ashley for NATURAL mega boobs?
  37. averageJoe

    Bad photoshopping...WTF? Cora Corina is now an amputee?

    :lame: Bad Photoshopping...WTF? Cora Corina is now an amputee? This is terrible! :surprise: The gallery: http://freeteenpics.just18.com/080526/tgp/04/lora.php?nats=oknow.3.22.22.1.2469.0.0.0 The picture: Her freeones links section: http://www.freeones.com/html/c_links/Cora_Carina/
  38. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Lucy OHara
  39. averageJoe

    Sexy Feet & Toes / Pics & Vids of the Prettiest Feet | Soles | Toes

    Re: Prettiest feet/toes Nobody cares what you think! I don't understand what some people find attractive about a woman's **** hole, but some do! :dunno:
  40. averageJoe

    Mitt Romney Is 'The Least Popular Candidate In History'

    I don't like Obama, but only a fool would believe he or Ryan's lies. I am voting Libertarian. Neither of the others is worthy of leading this once great nation.
  41. averageJoe

    7 Million Post Guessing Game is now open! Win a blowjob, RealTouch, iPad3, and more!

    So in the prizes under the fleshlight it says "slightly used" :eeew:
  42. averageJoe

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Gremlins (84) It and Gremlins 2 were in the $5.00 bin at Walmart.
  43. averageJoe

    What are you listening to right now?

    Motograter
  44. averageJoe

    Which adult star WOULDN'T you like to fuck?

    Siri Suxxx. She is very hot,and I love her huge, beautiful, natural boobs, but that awful obnoxious fake moaning and "dirty talking" really turns me off. I lose my hard on watching her videos.
  45. averageJoe

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Sun Drop
  46. averageJoe

    What pisses you off?

    The economy and unemployment rate going on right now. I have been out of work for three months, applied at many places, and just plain turned away from many more.
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