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  1. The Joker

    game: who would you fuck?

    Meg ****** I suppose (if we're talking about when both were at their best looking) Tera Patrick or Tori Wells (in her prime of course)
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    Do you prefer scenes that start with clothes on?

    Yeah, it's nice to see a an attractive woman clothed, and then eventually, in her birthday suit. :)
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    Who's Into WWE Wrestling?

    I was a hardcore fan of wrestling up until a few years after WWE purchased WCW, and then I eventually lost interest due to the sheer boredom of each and every broadcast. Now I dont bother with it at all anymore. Though I still have a WWE poster up of Stacy Keibler with her on some beach...
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    licking a girls asshole

    Just one look at my location should tell where my stance on the subject is. :D Personally, it's just awesome whenever you get a chick you are extremely attracted to in bed, and at some point giving her a big surprise by slipping the tounge into the buttcrack, and start licking the asshole...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? What a nice, and lovely dark asshole this chick has. :yummie: :yesyes:
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    Godzilla!

    :thumbsup: Yeah, alot of people, and fans of Godzilla, felt disappointed with the '98 Godzilla flick considering all the excessive hype surrounding the film itself, but I will agree it's ok for what it is. I've seen worst. It's just not the Godzilla we all know and love. For me, Godzilla '98...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    You know, I really should pick this flick up. It's like $7.50 at Wal-Mart now. And I've heard some great things about it. Plus it stars Jim Caviezel, and I find that guy definately one of the better actors working today by far. Guy Pearce is awesome as well. Memento is more than enough proof...
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Medium Just ******* time until HBO's "Oz" at 10:00 PM. I am getting hooked on that show.
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    Godzilla!

    I love ALL Godzilla movies, but my own personal favourites are .... King Kong vs Godzilla Godzilla: King of the Monsters Godzilla Raids Again Godzilla vs. The Thing (aka Mothra) Ghidrah the 3 Headed ******* Godzilla vs. The Smog ******* Godzilla vs. Megalon & Godzilla 1985 Yeah, Toho doesnt...
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    who s your top deep throat queen?

    Re: The Best Deep Throat ever? - Who are your favorite DT Pornstars?! Little Oral Annie and Belladonna.
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    Tia Carrere

    Re: Tia carrere And let's not forget True Lies. ;)
  12. The Joker

    The Incredible Hulk trailer premieres tonight

    Nah. Much like the character's past, it's all multiple choice. ;)
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    The Incredible Hulk trailer premieres tonight

    Looks alright I suppose. Honestly, I was expecting better than this. And it certainly did not grab me like the teaser, or the superbowl spot for the 2003 Ang Lee HULK did. Thats for damn sure. I'm sure I'll check this out, being a Hulk fan and all, but this just wasnt too thrilling of a teaser...
  14. The Joker

    Best Pornstar in cowgirl sex position?

    Agreed. And like everything else, I vote Christy Canyon as well. :)
  15. The Joker

    Once and For All, Who is better?

    The big G for sure. But to make the fight more fair, Toho decided to make Kong not only exceptionally larger than he's ever been seen previously or since, but also gave him 'electrical' powers as well. And as far as Barkley goes, I've heard Godzilla losing was fixed, in order for his american...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    54 An ok, but nothing special movie about the late 1970's in New York and THE hot spot, Studio 54. Mike Meyers performance is about the best thing going here, besides Salma Hayek's boobs.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Ashlyn Gere
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    Chloe Vevrier

    Chloe's got one extremely hell of a long way to go before looking anything like Jacko.
  19. The Joker

    game: who would you fuck?

    Brooke Shields I suppose Jennifer Lopez or Vida Guerra
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    pornstars to prom

    Actually, they didnt. Or atleast that was the story for their followup show on Stern's E! tv show. Though they did say they had plans to see each other again. I remember the ****** of that *** getting along with Houston very well, and even admitted to Stern's listener's that she felt Houston was...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Next Punisher film is basically a reboot like Batman Begins. This was confirmed in the latest issue of Wizard. When the director mentioned how they really didnt take anything from the 2004 Punisher, and how The Punisher: War Zone as they are calling it, is a completey new ballgame.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? The exceptionally big boobed Casey James.
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    Favorite Male Pornstar

    Probably Rocco Siffredi. Mainly due to the fact that the scenes that I have seen him in are pretty damn good compared to some other ones, which were fairly lackluster to say the least. For me, Rocco's scenes with Jenna Jameson (who he pounds the hell out of and delivers a Peter North like...
  24. The Joker

    rate this ass

    I have no doubt that you have .... I'd give that ass a 8.5. Very nice indeed. Though I have to agree with the consensus, in that I've seen better as well. However, that ass is nothing to sneeze at. And is highly tapable to say the very least.
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    Any Big Time Devon Lee or Gianna Michaels fans here?

    I like the more recent Gianna Michaels the most. Where she's attempting, even if it turns out to be ultimately a fairly vain attempt, to bring back some bush. God bless her. :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Mad Max Just wanted to get reacqainted with the Mad Max series, as well as George Miller. Especially since Miller's upcoming projects are Justice League and Mad Max 4.
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    would you like to have some hardcore sex with her?

    Of course. As Billy Bob would say in Bad Santa .... "She wouldnt **** right for a week." :)
  28. The Joker

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! The Fugitive Season 1, Volume 2
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    Vote for your favorite Pair of Fake Tits

    From that list ..... the Tera.
  30. The Joker

    A Tattoo that goes around her anus!! (???)

    Guess the idea of her eating at Taco Bell before having this unique procedure done is totally out of the question?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Shoot Em Up Fun flick, with lots of action and what not. And anything with the lovely Monica Bellucci is worth a look at I think.
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    is there too short or tall for you?

    I dont suppose height would make any difference with me. During my teen years, and early 20's, I was into short girls (5 foot - 5'5) for whatever reason, but these days, tall girls (5'10 - 6'5) definately grab my attention now.
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    How unhealthy is eating a womens ass out?

    Actually, I never entertained the thought of eating ass till I actually started having sex (18, yeah late bloomer). :D And honestly, I've had no bad experiences though I am extremely selective with whom I would share this with, as I've only done it with a few (two I was extremely attracted to)...
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    Upcoming Movies You Want to See

    The Dark Knight The Incredible Hulk 10,000 BC Diary of the Dead Iron Man Punisher: War Zone The Watchmen The Day the Earth Stood Still The Wolfman
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Portman for sure Catherine Zeta Jones or Monica Bellucci
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    Who was the Best President of your lifetime?

    Bill Clinton. Or as George Carlin calls him, Cliton. :)
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    Patrick Swayze - 5 weeks left to live

    Good luck Patrick.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Nadine Jansen More specifically, the photoset with her in a very revealing hot pink one piece swim suit. Though one pic inparticular displaying Nadine's backside, with her hot swim suit crammed up that mouthwatering buttcrack of hers was what made me lose it. :)
  39. The Joker

    The new Iron Man trailer is just plain awesome

    Yeah, looks pretty good. But then again, Marvel films always do an excellent job hyping their films up. Let's hope this one actually lives up to the hype.
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    In you opinion who has the best looking ASSHOLE in porn!

    I certainly have an affinity for Asia Carrera's push button asshole as well.
  41. The Joker

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9/10 Nikki's pretty damn nice isnt she? :thumbsup:
  42. The Joker

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! I am watching Christy Canyon strip in a video from her fan club. :)
  43. The Joker

    Jenna Jameson : over-rated ?

    I like Jenna's look, or did, but I do feel she's a bit overrated. sure. Though the only scene I've ever found Jenna to be excellent in, as far as boy/girl goes, was in Jenna Loves Rocco. Rocco definately gave Jenna a good pounding. And the facial was pretty cool as well. :D
  44. The Joker

    Problem with amount of cum

    Just jack off in your tub, while making loud ****** sounds before the date. That should take care of the problem.
  45. The Joker

    Your first porn!

    One of the "Devil in Miss Jones" sequels I believe ....
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kay Parker Watched ***** and her second scene with Mike Ranger was the one that did it. :)
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    Dr. Octopus

    That's hilarious. The guy's jeri curl rivals that of The Beyonder's in Secret Wars II. :D Yeah, everyone had a jeri curl back during the 80's. Even Alfred. True story.
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    Dumbest thing you ever said to a woman

    Calling her by another girl's name during the deed.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9/10 Very nice!
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    Do you have a pet? which one?

    Yeah, I got a 4 year old Chihuahua that looks very similar to the Taco Bell dog, only he's a bit more chunky, and doesnt talk (that I know of).
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