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    ::cries:: Jenna Jameson.. pregnant!

    Presumably.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Evil Dead II
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Thin Red Line
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Denise Milani
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    Superman Franchise Reboot confirmed!

    I personally dont have a problem with Lex being the villain once again in the upcoming, and rebooted Superman film. I know thats not a very popular thing to say, since everyone wants a superpowered villain to show up, but then again, Lex IS Supes greatest villain. And one that widely considered...
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    Superman Franchise Reboot confirmed!

    Thats simply FAB-U-LOUS news!! :thumbsup: Personally, I never did care for Singer's overinfatuation with Donner's universe called "Superman Returns" and have been vocally praying for a reboot ever since I saw it in the theaters, and finally my prayers have been answered! :D But seriously (why...
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    Who`s your favourite pornstar from the 90s?

    Same as the 1980's Christy Canyon
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    I think it did open during the holiday season. Apparently it's timing was perfect, and everything else is history. Wanna know which movie finally knocked Titanic out of the #1 slot that following April? Lost in Space. I repeat .... Lost in Space Now I love the original tv series...
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    How old do you like your women?

    I tend to have an affinity for older women, so 30-45 works for me.
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    Favorite Quotes

    "Yeah baby, yeah! You aint gonna **** right for a week!" - Billy Bob Thorton Bad Santa
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    I also believe that the time Cameron's Titanic was making it's theatrical rounds played a large role as well in that films success. Sometimes, that's just the way it is. Certain films hit that certain flavor that audiences actually want at that point in time, and in return, enjoy the benefits of...
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "If it looks like **** .... and it sounds like **** ... then it must be ****!" - Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Casey James yet again.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I like it too. Although I'll never listen to "O.P.P" quite the same way again. :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Deranged Roberts Blossom is exceptionally creepy in this low budget 1970's horror flick.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Chloe Vevrier for the 2,768th time.
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    Probably the best fanmade Riddler poster I've seen for a sequel to TDK yet. Thanks for posting. As far as Angelina asking Tera Patrick advice on playing Catwoman? I'll take that with a grain of salt. I seriously doubt Nolan's done any shopping around for any actor's/actresses at this early...
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    Which super hero are you?

    Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 You scored as a Batman, the Dark Knight As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies...
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    the dark knight

    Fuck DC Comics? Well theres a thought. Though "Fuck Wonder Woman" is a better thought. Like the time Robert got busted in a hotel, and police found a Wonder Woman costume in his hotel closet. Which supposedly belonged to a stripper Robert was seen with earlier in the day. :)
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    Who would you like to see do a porno movie?

    Ditto to all of that.
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    high school memories?

    That really bites. Sorry. High School for me was ok. Guess it could have been better, but for the most part it was tolerable. So I really cant complain. Of course there were several cliques, and to which I was apart of one, but looking back I think I would have liked to have expanded my...
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    Favorite Quotes

    "Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is." - Oscar Wilde
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    George W. Bush at the Olympics (Funny Pic!!)

    Every time I see Dubya now, I keep thinking of Dana Carvey's impression of him from his recent standup comedy special.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    JAWS Great movie. And one I've watched I dont know how many times growing up.
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    I dont blame Robin. I blame WB, Schumacher, Neon, and Bat-Nipples.
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    reincarnation

    Probably the 1960's, or 1970's. And then go looking for Kay Parker. :D
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    Bernie Mac dead at age 50

    RIP Bernie Mac.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Well then puhleaze state the title (Batman, Detective Comics, ect), and issue number before we go and re-open this case. Cause you really got me wondering who this Joe Chill character who keeps popping up in the DC Universe is now with that revelation. :D The Hitcher (not the remake) BTW.
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    Favourite Vampire Film

    Probably .... the Lost Boys.
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    I wouldnt mind Robin being worked in somehow ... and if not ... I DO want Dick Grayson acknowledged.
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    ::cries:: Jenna Jameson.. pregnant!

    Have some Joker rep for the correction. :D
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    Well hello, MiniD.

    Well hello, MiniD.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Joker's done alot of ****. He effectively, ended Dick Grayson's role as Robin in Batman #408 with a story titled, "Did Robin Die Tonight?". While the Joker only appears for the first quarter of this comic book, he changes the future Batman history dramatically by shooting Robin (Dick...
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    ::cries:: Jenna Jameson.. pregnant!

    Yeah, she looks better in this pic. And not so much like a H. R. Geiger creation as in the other one.
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    ::cries:: Jenna Jameson.. pregnant!

    LMAO Congrats Jenna! :D
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    It's not that surprising to see fan speculation on who will be featured as the villain in the next Batman movie. Hell, that was happening with Batman Begins. And there was even sequel talk even before Begins started it's box office run. But with Superhero films, that's largely to be expected...
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    The Dark Knight broke the all-time opening

    A documentary going over all the viral stuff would be a spectacular addition for the DVD version. Also, those "Gotham Tonight" episodes better be on the special features too, damn it!
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    FreeOnes! Barack Rejected Me!

    Hmm ... With some of Obama's associations, I personally think conversing with Vicky would be quite a step up actually. *resumes listening to Ludacris*
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    Well you know me, minidog ... and it's very appropriate considering your username ... "I'm like...

    Well you know me, minidog ... and it's very appropriate considering your username ... "I'm like a dog chasing cars .. I wouldnt know what to do if I caught one!" :D I'm sure you know the feeling, right?
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    Morgan Freeman Seriously Injured In Car Crash

    You mean that wasnt Shia LaBeouf?
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    It's all .. part of the plan, minidog. It's all part of the plan. ;)

    It's all .. part of the plan, minidog. It's all part of the plan. ;)
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    Morgan Freeman Seriously Injured In Car Crash

    Heres to a speedy recovery, Mr. Freeman.
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    Out of these 10 movies, which is your favorite?

    I would probably go with "Knocked Up", actually. I really didnt think I was going to like it that much when I first began watching it, but I found myself enjoying it quite a bit.
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    Pornstar Blogs... a waste of time or do you really care what porn chicks have to say?

    Re: Pornstar Blogs... a waste of time or do you really care what porn chicks have to "STOP the PRESS, WHO is THAT!?!" "That's VICKY VETTE!" :D :wave:
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    Mary-Kate Olsen seeking immunity over Heath Ledger death questioning

    At first, Paul J. Browne, the Police Department’s deputy commissioner for public information, said that the apartment was owned by the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, but later reversed himself and said that was not the case. In a phone interview, Annette Wolf, a representative of Ms. Olsen, said, “It...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'm sorry, METAL HEAD. The Joker DID NOT **** Bruce Wayne's parents in the comics. Or even in the DCAU (Batman TAS/Justice League). No sir. That was something Tim Burton came up with for his Batman movie back in 1989. I wouldnt have mind seeing like the comic book, Dent getting acid thrown at...
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    Best looking pornstar

    For me, Christy Canyon will always be the best looking pornstar.
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    Gianna Michaels or Trina Michaels?

    Gianna. Dark Hair Big Tits Round Ass and Bush. ^ Always a winner with me.
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    Police Taser Pregnant Woman Nine Times

    I could easily picture that as a viable way for cops to acquire proficiency with their taser. "Hey, I bought some KFC earlier but it's cold now." "Fry that sumbitch!"
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    Police Taser Pregnant Woman Nine Times

    Sounds plausible. Unless of course the same bored cops are parked up behind a closed K-Mart building ****** out with a empty bottle of Thunderbird in the passengers seat. Shoving a taser up their ass would have to wait for the next night I guess.
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