I got this from http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729460 and its called "The Last Straw: Erin Esurance Loses It"
William: Hey, Honey, how was your day?
Erin: What the fuck is this?
William: Whoa, what?
Erin: This bill. Your insurance bill. I found it in your dresser.
William: Oh god… I...