"Take this object, but beware - it carries a terrible curse!"
"Ooh, that's bad."
"But it comes with a free frogurt!"
"That's good."
"The frogurt is also cursed."
"That's bad."
"But you get your choice of toppings."
"That's good!"
"The toppings contain potassium benzoate."
"...That's bad."
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