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I think of it as low-impact exercise -- until the moment of ejaculation, however, when it immediately becomes extremely high-impact! :eek: Probably true, although not always. I peruse porn pretty much every day, what can I say, I enjoy the sight of beautiful naked women! But I don't always...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Mini Poll for Nikki!: would you rather have a foot long veggie or a jumbo Mr. Tube Steak?!? :)

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Okay...I'll be the idiot that asks...kind of (because I don't want to be THAT crude and come right out and say it!)... Have veggies ever found their way into other aspects of your life??? :facepalm: (Who are we kidding?! This is freeones -- you know what...

Nina Hartley

Is it just me or does Charmane have perfect breasts?!? :bowdown: http://www.kindgirls.com/photo2/ddg/charmane_star_2734/charmane-star/15/6/0/

Zoe Angel

I love whipped cream on pie! :D

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Yeah, we actually kicked Pete out of the band! :1orglaugh Kudos! Oh, Chicago industrial, how amusing you were!

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Nice one! The name was chosen because me and the other dude in the band had names starting with 'S' and 'M'....so clever, huh?!? :facepalm: (plus, that album is great!) Just one more to go: Stainless Steel Providers NIKKI -- you should hit up some kind...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Try watching some Tony Little late night informercial tv! :eek: Your brain will pick ***** every time over that *******! :1orglaugh

Alexus Winston (one of my all-time favs!)

Nothing more perfect. :rolleyes:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Thanks for introducing me to copshootcop! Ah, music! Best FREE therapy around! Well...that and your huge fan base on freeones.com! :) In my younger days (sob!) I was in two bands, both named after song lyrics: Live S&M Show The Stainless Steel Providers...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread It's a great name! Right up your...vocation...? :confused: Great band too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFWeTDzdVzM (But, probably not as much nakedness as we are all used to ;) ) Cum to think of it, Nikki Nova would be an awesome name for a band!!! I...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Serious? Fugazi fan? Cool. What about Naked Raygun? :dunno:

Fourteen (14); wife's little ******. :eek: Yes, seriously. Long story! :facepalm: If your boss calls you and says you are late for work by three days! :1orglaugh

Mini Poll!: Biggest ever load/spurt count? And who were you using? :surprise:

Nikki Nova

Oh, believe me, Chica...it's hard! Verrry hard! :D

I hope so...I'm trying to win my wife her next anniversary present! :1orglaugh

Eve Angel

Best Actress List: Annette Benning Nicole Kidman Jennifer Lawrence Natalie Portman Michele Williams 'Bout the only one I would get wood for is Portman...but she would have to be wearing some kinda super duper low-cut dress! Would also help if she did a strip tease as her acceptance speech...

Whose going to masturbate to the Oscars tonight?!? :eek: ha!

Sung Hi Lee

I wish I could last half as long as Chica!! :surprise: (lol but not really...)

Ginger Lynn

Sounds similar to a fantasy of mine.... :rolleyes:

Debi Diamond

There's a party in your pants almost every day??? Hell, no, that's not a bad thing! Besides...there's way too many hot women out there in the world for a guy NOT to whack off! :surprise: :D

In other news....1,003 votes, Chica!!! We need a party!!! :nanner:

That only matters if you are looking to make babies! :eek: Other science has shown frequent masturbation to help in prostate health. The only thing a three-day "bank holiday" would result in is a bigger load (not that that's a bad thing!). So the next time someone says to you, "You jerk!"...

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Due to certain geographical circumstances, I recently went 6 weeks without any type of release....yes, it is true, and yes, it was ugly! It took 3 HUGE loads to drain my balls...the first one was so big it surprised me! lol (you don't wanna see that video! ha!) Definitely the longer the wait...

In my 20's I was a competitive athlete and before a big race I wouldn't masturbate or have sex for one week. Talk about young, dumb, and full of cum!!! lol All that pent up horny energy heightened my mental game, but I'm pretty sure science has proven it does nothing physical. All other...

Thanks for the Charmane/Nautica rep! Favs for sure!

You definitely need a load (or 20!) of "lotion" on those, Chica! :P "Chica's Cross-Canada Handjob Tour" has a great ring to it! You've got a TON of fans up here...and you know what we are capable of! (don't make me post a vid, young lady! lol) Just make sure you start and end in B.C. ;)

Me... manual-no lube (sweaty palms! lol); toy-lube :) Do I win?!?

Or just buy cases of batteries and baby oil! :1orglaugh Speaking of which...mini poll: lube or no lube??? toys or manual??? :confused:

You know there's going to be a cock fight for that post, don'tcha?!? :1orglaugh I hope it's ME, cuz my member needs a ship!

What's Dave's wank-to-bank ratio? ;)

Re: Post HOT Asian girls here Asa was on my hit list this weekend! :nanner:

One word -- pizza.

You can also end up doing some pretty whacked out things when you are horny enough! :eek: Don't ask me how I know! lol

I have both arms and I would love a naughty nurse to "take care of me"!

Re: Who made you cum today? Asa Akira

I don't wait for the wife to go away before I play, either. Just that when she is away I have more time to jerk off than doing other things like emptying the dishwasher or putting the toilet seat down! :1orglaugh Plus, when ever she does "catch" me stroking, she always wants a piece of the...

The best threesome position in porn! http://galleries.asianfever.com/TGP-Asianfever41/photos/05.jpg

Funny, I've never lost the desire to masturbate or watch porn! My wife is away for a week, too...I always have the best sessions when she goes away! :1orglaugh

Anyone ever hear of National Masturbation Month (May, I think...)? You take pledges for the amount of time you spend masturbating during the month, then all the money goes to a charity! I starting doing it a few years ago, my best/worst day was 12 hours straight!!! WTF?!? ha! Seriously. My...

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