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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread is that slang for 'fire crotch'??

I wondered what ever happened to her!

Uh...yeah...the Canadian Way! That's it! We have to inspect every incoming and outgoing beaver (our national ******!). It's a much more friendly (and wet) process than your Homeland Security screenings. Also a good way to keep warm and keep the ***** flowing from the brain so the erection...

And you are slu...I mean...a very nice lady. :)

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Just as long as he doesn't criticize the colour NAKED! :1orglaugh

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Naked is my favorite colour. :drool2: (it's spelled with a 'u' up here!)

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Oh.......Canada! Hey, Nikki, that reminds me...you'll need to learn the words to your new national anthem, 'Oh, Canada'. We can practice singing in the shower. :nanner:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I used to keep a box of popsicles in my freezer for any visiting lady (and I use that term with vigorous liberty!) who wanted to experience the thrill of the chill! Beautiful memories, those. :rolleyes:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread But now we Canucks are going to have the BEST porn!! :flame: And speaking of popsicles....I once had the nickname 'Popsicle Pete'...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread 'Sex Illustrated'. :1orglaugh Okay...let's see...there was the time when my g/f at the time went to West Edmonton Mall -- then the biggest shopping mall in the world...whoopidee doo! -- it's open 24/7 so we went around 1am or so...no one around, but the...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Finally...America exporting something of value!!! Welcome, Nikki, you'll make a fabulous addition to the Land of the Beaver! :1orglaugh You'll also find the stalkers a very polite group of...perverts. :jk: (but not really!)

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Geez...now that I think about it...I don't have any real LOL sex stories... There's no "We were doing it in the back of a clown car and all of a sudden the seltzer bottle goes off, I zig but she zags and we get launched Dukes of Hazard style into a...

My wife is a squirter :drool2: but....she never knows when she'll be gushin' when she cums :dunno: I will say that things are far from dry when the flood gates burst!! lol

I LOVE this movie! (Flesh Hunter #5)

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread And I've always drummed my own meat in March....or something like that... :wtf:

I prefer tits over ass but I'll take whatever you're dishing out! :P

Re: Post HOT Asian girls here http://xuk****/asian/danika-8/vid-2.html (BASTARDS!)

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Do.....you want more???? :facepalm:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Years ago (sob!) my buddies and I were at a local college bar...spied a lovely group of females...me and one of my buds, being the dicks we were back then, made a bet with each other ($10 I think) to see who could fuck the girl.....wait for it...........with...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Is this story thing still going on??

Re: Post HOT Asian girls here Who is THIS?!?! http://www.whatmakesmehard.com/galleries/bookworm/index.html

The porn version of Two-Face! :1orglaugh (kinda...)

One of my all-time fav facial scenes! :flame: Rep rain-cheque to you!

Well then, Ashley....just how much cum would it take to embarrass you? :dunno: ;)

One of my all-time fav facials! :flame: Sabrine Maui and Peter North. Damn, she wears it well!

I really wish you guys would stop posting this video from my birthday party. ;)

Bet she wasn't expecting THAT! :eek: :1orglaugh

Hey nasty little $lut! Thanks for the sticky fun last night! :flame: You definitely know how to drain a perv dry! :drool2:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Don't. *****. The. Kool-aid! :eek:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Take your pick: Lemonade Kool-aid Some more verb drinks? Jolt, water (y'know, "I need to water the lawn."!), pop, juice...it's endless! :D

Sara Jay just became my new favorite. :drool2:

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread crush, ade, sex on the beach... And then there's this: http://winetimes.co.za/2010/10/08/10-very-strange-*****-names/ :rolleyes:

Your *** ??? :surprise: :1orglaugh (just kidding...) Yumi Lee

That reminds me...I fucked a black chick for a while and I gotta say, jizzl looks just that much more white and creamy! ;)

Gad....those tits get me EVERY time!! :surprise: :drool2:

:O That's a Chernobyl-sized carrot!! Me likey!

lotta empty chairs in that strip club! :(

That's not what she said! ;)

Weird...cuz back in high school your gf at the time would sometimes give me a bj before your soccer games too! :surprise: :dunno: :stir:

Looks more like creamy white Angelica to me! :1orglaugh

Apparently so does she!

Rep (if I could!) on this one! A new filly for my stable! :drool2:

Re: Post HOT Asian girls here Yup! Very usable!! :drool2:

Hey fellow Canuck! Welcome aboard!

P-King: thanks for always throwin' up great Asian facials!

BOTH are real. Look at the one you claim to be "fake" -- the dick is pixelated out, meaning it is a Japanese *******(?) porno. They are experts in their field and make it look so good that it doesn't look real!

:1orglaugh hard to beat that one! Kobe Tai (and some lucky dude!)

Corrected. :)

I know definitely that I put the gold plated cable socket on my list! That should count for SOMETHING!!!!??? :stir: Maybe Chica could deliver me some kinda 'cable socket' prize... :drool2: