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    Your all time favourite adult model?

    #10 Mariko http://m.definebabe.com/gallery/oqa/mariko-a/ #9 Elvira Abdrahamova (you'll have to search for her) #8 Jayde Steele http://news.thesoap.co.cc/news-thesoap/?p=8112 #7 Merilyn Sakova...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    53bqHUERw2o
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    Why Atheism.

    pay close attention to what is said between 1:44 - 2:00 -M-vnmejwXo not science, not logic, not reason, just reductionist fundamentalism. Every religious fundi quotes the reductionist atheists to argue against. Every reductionist Atheist quotes the religious fundies to argue against. both sides...
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    Which honeys would you rather just cum inside of???

    The obligatory answer, - your ***. which also demands the question - "Who's your *****"? (BTW I spent your college fund on hookers) don't tell your *** but given the chance with Risa Murakami, I'm not pulling out.
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    I dare you to try and not laugh at this ****. CJkWS4t4l0k
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

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    Who's Comics or Characters are better? Marvel or D.C. ?

    it use to be DC - great artwork real stories, Marvel was all flash and bang. Now it seems the roles have reversed DC is the overly muscular over the top characters and Marvel has gone real stories and great art. I didn't vote in the pole because I'm puzzled by what goes on in the comic...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    5vhSVHi0V6A After the party You took me back to your parlour. A little nervous laughter Locking the door. My stockings fall Onto the floor. Desperate for more. Nobody else can share this. Here comes one and one makes one, The glorious union. Well it could be love, Or it could be just lust, But...
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    How tall are you?

    5'11"
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

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    Me>All you cunts

    I have been hanging out in a porno message board for 5 years and am approaching only 800 posts. my only true fetishes are busty armatures and tribadism. Not exactly the greatest accomplishment or state of being in the universe.
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    Sanatorium crackdown may catch Internet porn viewers

    The rich bastards that back him have the Asian twinks delivered straight to their living rooms with accompanying livestock and bondage gear.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    That was improvised on the spot when he got the urge in his head and when he was about to get caught and not very well, Daryl figured it out right away.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Dale the arm chair expert - gets ****** wondering off being all old and wise forgetting there was a zombie apocalypses going on - very appropriate. Shane was a bigger poser than Dale glad he's finally dead - made a lot of noise acting all outraged ape **** flinging from the start - has a choice...
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    What pisses you off?

    community college accountants that wont admit they don't even know jack **** about taxes
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

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    What pisses you off?

    I'm getting this bitter and cynical 4eNXrwLs51w
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    YLN0jsy7OoE
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    . MGld9SqrKpY
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    Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' coming back to German shops

    I've read Mien Kampf, it's a pile of brain droppings. its as bad as "the God Delusion" (Dawkins) or "The Way Things Aught To Be" (Limbaugh) read those too. I have a similar experience with all three books, after about 5 minutes i realize I'm just saying the words in my head and have no idea what...
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    Most in here can't handle the truth.

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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Thrisshrive Durbunclefutt was walking down the dirt path to Rimblejerob Blugleputt's howseralwhoor, when who should he bump into but none other than the great morteranarmiliapopper himself “ Ted Nugent ! “Holy fudpucking carbuncle swiping shirfistering Cesar’s dead ass rotting ******'s...
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    an illusion created from gravity
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    I will have all of your *******!!!!
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    -DD0pBgotC0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpTsUsPSSdo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUVr0QQbbY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaosFGmV-sA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-tOp76hF98
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    gddlNth2-_A
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    Happy New Year To Everyone!

    Happy New Year you jerk offs - from New England.
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    What pisses you off?

    When someone complains about how long they are working I say "trade with you, I'm unemployed".
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    What pisses you off?

    Social worker, soccer ***, self righteous fucks. they failed in life and either got on the welfare train, or got married to someone who makes a good living and think that makes them an expert on your life, and don't give a fuck how badly they hurt or fuck some one up, just so long as they make...
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    Concepts and tolerances of what is fat have changed a lot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gddlNth2-_A
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Bea Arthur
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    Concepts and tolerances of what is fat have changed a lot.

    So what are you saying, That you don't talk to yourself? School's open - but not for Dirk. - Still preaching the word in a porno message board? I'm up to teaching pwnage 101 again since you didn't learn last time.
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    :boobies::frenchman:computer::pirate: k4MArrZpsjg
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    Facesitting

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    Concepts and tolerances of what is thin have changed a lot.

    Also the concept on anorexic thin is not new either, bulimia was a popular trend from ancient Rome up to the French Revolution, look at Manet's paintings and obsession with ballerinas and the corset. at that time the fetish was trying to look 16 for ever. In contrast to the early 1950s and...
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    Concepts and tolerances of what is fat have changed a lot.

    Actually Dirk to be historically accurate, many Historical figures from that time were as big if not bigger than that picture, - its most likely the freak show was cut rate and cheep. US presidents William Howard Taft and Grover Cleveland (nicknamed uncle jumbo). Where I live in the East Coast...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Gordon Lightfoot jqMG3VR5PP4
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    No! that can't be!!! - please tell me that's not real - my fragile little mind can't take it. - it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real, it's...
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Wow I'm on the top of the **** list from a chimpanzee trained to suck off gimps through a straw in public bathrooms for $25 bucks a pop. - That has got to give me some street cred.
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw - here's 2 more for you. - :thefinger
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Would somebody please tell me which one of you ass goblin's ****** did I fuck last night? reason why I ask, she was old wrinkled and nasty looking so I had to use a power drill with a sand paper attachment. what a fucking mess, one of you owes me a new power drill, its twisted up like a pretzel...
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    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    If that's what cows do I want nothing to do with transcendentalism, That's right I said it - live with it you *** of a back ended Bantha ****** friend of lost sea cucumber who lives in Smurfet's vagina. I saw it - you know I did. Monkeys live in lava - you know its a fact of organized religious...
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