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my *******-in-law has a few of those in his yard

not what i thought it was going to be and i did not laugh, but i bet you get **** for posting that.

i do not think i would want to do anything if my dick was on fire, really fuck man other then put it out i hope in time to save it from well i do not want to think about that ..........man bad dreams tonight :eek:

that was a waste of time i want my 6 minutes back, but it made me smile, in a sick twisted i want to die, kinda a way

the only way to make that better is if they did, man that would have been the ****:D

and after the coin toss the home team scored and then went for two

boy that takes me back to the good old days, ******** trying to **** each other.......kinda miss it

man that **** even pissed off data that means something

military cut backs

beyond the limits of our world is a place that makes even geeks look worse

bet it started as a ******* bet or a ******* stumble

you ever get the feeling that cartoons would have been better if they were real

in those tight pants it must be small, so he must be a sniper:D

bam bitch went down!! bet she missed work that week!!

that is funny as the day is long. now i want to help with red cross and the like

he is like a ninja, only real!!

really that is amazing, it has to be his ****** or something that is just wrong, but fucking funny

no way man , they cost to much for white trash, they could have bought mega blocks or the tyco ones but no way they are legos:D

really that is not that bad, i would say i did worse, but i do not recall school dazes i did lots of bad things all the time, now i just stay at home and watch porn. god i love my life

funny and it could all be true, but no sub for the real thing

second best paper ever!!

damn she should shave that thing it looks to be getting out of hand

yes bling out the bear:thumbsup:

no we should not laugh we should get her meds and then we laugh, a lot we laugh a lot. the whole my groin thing the hell is that about?

his elbow, hell man that is pretty nasty but you may be right

hey baby i got to leave you now, it's not you it's that fucking motor bike of yours i think it wants me dead

that cost extra, or should you get your money back?

nice tit

love it

i know people who could, and may have done that it hurts me inside.

Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... masuimi max and my girlfriend, that is my ***** and some day masuimi will be my future ex-wife she just does not know it yet

i would buy that on PPV, i would that would kick ass!!!!:D

that could be useful on those long drives or when you get stuck in football traffic i love it good idea send it to ford, their cars are crap already

do you mean "zombie" jesus, or just good old jesus? :D:D

did it for both of us, drive me nuts when i see them too

yes indeed, was like the fuck, man now i gots to get me more food no cool man very funny :1orglaugh

damn, i lost some time there, like minutes are gone from my evening now, but not bitter kinda happy about it

that is why there is no dog in my house, then i would get in trouble, boot to the head......naw i would never kick a dog unless it was trying to **** me or something but still damn, fuck that ****

yes it was, holy **** man that was fucking funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

i see that all the time on the hwys round here, now i know i have to cover my **** eyes o protect him from all that sex on the roads

that is true, well noted good sir :)

ok, so i thought it was funny, i think i need help! read all the post and am still laughing, man that was...EVER!!

just knew i was doing something wrong!

japan has been the leader in weird **** forever. and that is out there but not that far out in the aether

damn that is pretty weird

yeah me too, gamers!:D

it burns it burns, the pain i think i'm blind

i am also big fan of dead baby jokes, they said that would change when i had a *** of my own and it did not at all

i thought so too, but then i use to answer the door when i was 7-10 with a **** in my hands and loved it when they(people that is) would ask if my parents where home......:rolleyes:

if you get it wet or feed it after midnight, BAD THINGS MAN, bad things