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  1. cl0ckw0rkman

    This is rarely what I want from a sausage.

    i have some friends that would love to know where to by that
  2. cl0ckw0rkman

    Dirk shopping for cologne.

    that is just nasty, i need to take a break and go clean my eyes off and get that image out of my mind
  3. cl0ckw0rkman

    Atomic Pizza!

    i cook pizzas all the time and have never seen that, damn! that has to be fucking hot, and fuck i would not clean that **** up that would suck
  4. cl0ckw0rkman

    Detention Notice

    man i had detention, more then once, lamest was because i had a whole in the knee of my jeans. never for what i did all the time, which was smoking, just never got caught
  5. cl0ckw0rkman

    PC Vs Mac Explain this.

    as long as i can get my porn, and check my e-mail once a month i do not care what i am using. i have ****** two laptops, and am on my third, but it was not there fault, i just suck as an owner. have friends that have macs and they love them at first then like a month later they fucking **** them...
  6. cl0ckw0rkman

    Not to make the trousers dirty...

    not a bad day, sink the truck in some mud get home have the woman clean it up in her sunday best, or a thong you know who cares as long as the truck gets washed
  7. cl0ckw0rkman

    Man or Woman?

    umm, who cares what sex it is, that is fugly all day long. and should be put down
  8. cl0ckw0rkman

    Nightmare

    that is a nightmare i will never forget
  9. cl0ckw0rkman

    The Best Ocean View

    like two sand dunes, picture perfect!
  10. cl0ckw0rkman

    The Real Life Meg???

    of all the ****** guy people to want to look like, you pick meg! are you stupid.....oh wait never mind. you dressed like meg that is fine. won't waste my air talking to you, you won't understand what is going on anyways
  11. cl0ckw0rkman

    So that's what happened.

    ghostbusters, good times, back in the holy days keeping the ghost of all the worlds under control
  12. cl0ckw0rkman

    Best Prank Ever!!!!!

    lots of stuff like that have we all heard. just once i'd like to meet the person it happened to. or have them tell their story, and ****. still funny as hell, wish i had thought about that when i was younger
  13. cl0ckw0rkman

    Windows Users & Mac Users

    yes indeed! fucking right, that **** is funny cuz it is true.
  14. cl0ckw0rkman

    Fat ****

    i was lucky i did not get fat till way after school, i was the new ***. so i was better then the fat **** but not as good as the gingers. stupid soulless gingers
  15. cl0ckw0rkman

    let easter break start

    only thing finer then a girl holding a keg is a female, naked holding a firearm. yes sir but that pic is not bad not bad at all
  16. cl0ckw0rkman

    Money, Power and Woman

    agreed, i like what your saying and it happens to be true
  17. cl0ckw0rkman

    Dildo car

    nice never seen them on cars, but have seen them on big rigs, that scares me a little more
  18. cl0ckw0rkman

    Honest officer, somebody was chasin me

    nice drop, stupid bastard. if he stayed up and did not wreck maybe could have gotten away with it, maybe that is
  19. cl0ckw0rkman

    How do YOU enter the shower?

    well **** never knew i was a ******! stupid cold water busting my balls!
  20. cl0ckw0rkman

    Hers

    damn which one of you took that picture of my sink? the woman is going to **** me if she sees that, so dead. well at least i die cuz of freeones
  21. cl0ckw0rkman

    Can you pass this test?

    me too, saw that video about no bush a few years ago and that is what i thought here too
  22. cl0ckw0rkman

    Skyraiders serious now

    damn, shitballs. that crazy!
  23. cl0ckw0rkman

    Courage Fail

    damn, sounded like my *** talking ****, and the same response. **** they are so great. always good for a laugh, or some cheer
  24. cl0ckw0rkman

    Best revenge

    that is some quick thinking and fucking ballsout funny. i think i crapped myself reading it. damn that was good
  25. cl0ckw0rkman

    Train Backflip Fail

    stupid yes, but kinda cute
  26. cl0ckw0rkman

    Watch out bullies.....

    good times, and thank you spent the last ten minutes watching bullies getting there asses kicked. i love that ****. makes me smile
  27. cl0ckw0rkman

    The Butter Face Test

    harsh, and kinda true. damn that **** was funny
  28. cl0ckw0rkman

    Super Pii Pii Brothers

    stupid fucking cats all ways in the way at the bathroom, i swear i **** that ****
  29. cl0ckw0rkman

    Car Vadar

    cool, does it **** people with it's lights that would be even better
  30. cl0ckw0rkman

    Breast or Ass?

    i have to say ass, the beltloops are there and i really just want it to be one, so there
  31. cl0ckw0rkman

    Pin the molotov on the police car

    i want to play that game too, man **** now a days have all the cool ****
  32. cl0ckw0rkman

    Please keep your exorcism down!

    really, i want to live next to that guy. man the parties would rock, and would not have to worry bout people complaining and ****.
  33. cl0ckw0rkman

    USA vs. EU

    bush, and hitler, mans there are like hundreds of others that could have been used for this but they both are well known i guess. makes me sad to think about how bush is world famous for being stupid as fuck. i know lots of stupid people that should be way my famous then him
  34. cl0ckw0rkman

    Who is gay?

    that would be nice, only if a video got ****** and we could all watch it!
  35. cl0ckw0rkman

    Hillhoppers new secretarial job

    seen videos with her in them, she is amazing to watch. no clue what her name is, that makes me sad
  36. cl0ckw0rkman

    Bath time.

    damn! that is amazing!
  37. cl0ckw0rkman

    Why I am leaving this goddamn state.....

    very nice pic, really good, and the girl is hot as well
  38. cl0ckw0rkman

    Every nerd's wet *****.....

    again it just goes to show that women are better warriors, they need less armor! not fair man not fair at all
  39. cl0ckw0rkman

    Another reason I am moving.....

    so hot, love the photo. just love it
  40. cl0ckw0rkman

    Pissed Off

    i have been mad, i have. but mad enough to use a cactus as a club, not yet
  41. cl0ckw0rkman

    Mans extension

    done that to coworkers never to cars, seems fun
  42. cl0ckw0rkman

    Spongebob on *****

    never let my *** watch that **** again........ unless he is sharing, sponge bob that is
  43. cl0ckw0rkman

    How to ***** beers

    the girl says "that is a champion drinker"
  44. cl0ckw0rkman

    Here is what I call...

    that seems like a beating
  45. cl0ckw0rkman

    Google Eyes

    i use to ***** *****, i like figs, i like boobs, man that would be amazing if i heard bout it years ago, do like the pic
  46. cl0ckw0rkman

    Gamers are serious

    my woman and best friend that happens to be here best girlfriend thought doing that would be funny, but i stopped playing the game and got in trouble, so it was not worth it. stupid women never able to know what i should do, ever. the fucking worse
  47. cl0ckw0rkman

    Petra and Roald - The Golden Years

    if they do shave that could be a big mess, thin skin ****** a lot :eek:
  48. cl0ckw0rkman

    Dangers Of Being a Cheerleader.

    i would count it as a two-pointer, but it depends on if any teeth got knocked out, so up to three for that :)
  49. cl0ckw0rkman

    really funny suicidal move

    like how all the guys did nothing but laugh, that is when you get new friends, or better enemies either way he need to hang out with a new crowd
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