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i think that cat lives in my back yard, walks round smoking and ****** all day

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i loves you and think you are the greatest!

ok?

she has plans alright and that is all we need know

mans, i wants to be a student!

i could, that is cool

i just used mine all up, thanks for the reminder gots to gets to the wallymart and gets some more

no goods mans!

any sign that has **** on it is funny! and i mean that in every way

well at least it is not maggots!

so if it's not gay why do i get the feeling that is more then a kiss? i mean his leg is up and everythings!

how do they not know there ass is out? gross and if i were a cop i would pull them over and make them pull that **** up, after giving them a ticket for some made up bull ****

i make fun of the two friend that i know that blog, i am sure i have more they just do not let me knows that they are doing it

agreed!

bout time, been out of that for years

i would just stand outside that door all day looking round thinking about going in, then look at people like the fuck is wrong with you. i would i have nothing better to do!i mean, i love freeones keep the porn coming

i knew bats was in to kinky ****. but face sitting by birds fucking gay! i am done with bats. DONE i say. good day sir, good day!

i **** looking for kyle, he always gets lost! fucking dick bet he does it just to **** me off

ok? cockward!

you mean out back in the tree, right?

betty white is sick of your ****! so deal and move on! before she eats your soul!

she-males, good times.... i mean wait give me a second *looking for meds* ok, now i get it. it's a cock and tits, nice

lets see, i am fat and my hair sucks. so lets leave a little hair right on my fat roll on my neck to get people to look at it and see how much of a fucking tool i am. sounds but right, you think?

that will be my ***, sitting there all cool and calm, while my ****** burns alive in the house he locked up and started on fire

and the girls that are their, for the most part(not the ones being paid to go to cons mind you ) are just as bad as the nerds. if not worse cuz they are women folk and think they are hot ****.........................sorry i gets caughts up some times:dunno:

that is fucking hardcore!

a bit much, but funny and a good read, would you happen to have the rest for me to read?:D

dan henderson is still fighting? no fucking way!

all that neo talk gets me, then i think of the tick. then i want mac and cheese...........damn i am hungry!

i did look down, i saw my dick. it winked back like yup your good then i got yelled at , mans so hard to be good

no prices, umm not going in there less i gets the credit cards from mr gates!

my woman loves all *******, but she really loves them ducks! all ducks even though the scary the **** out of her

if that is true where is the ale and no babies i do not think so! she should have bought nine of them all crawling around

nice and thank you

damn! i almost **** my pants.

damn! nice body, but where is the funny? just asking

yes yes he is, and jimmy fucking knows it now

love stuff like that keeps me looking for more

world cup fever!

i like the booby idea, we should put a group together and get freeones out there.

only funny if they turn and knock out the ref!

and in some countries they are not welcomed in public pools! no really

so cute, can i keep her? wait what i just did cuz you said you were going to by drinks! get the fuck off me but i paid already, damns!

like how he is just walking and seems the others are moving a bit fast, i blame the wind drag

found the gay!

good work, i wish i could read that ****!

i am the jackass, and i play card games. i tell every body "i'm from new york and i play magic, i am better then you, eat it" they seem to **** that so i say it louder so i make sure they hear me as the walk away ******.

good idea, should tell my woman bout that see if her and her friends would do that. just went threw her second surgery, of all the things she got a mass in her face, of all places, that had three cancers in it one of which was breast cancer! so she would love that and her girl friends too!

have so few of miss max bent over with out something in the way, thank you thank you :nanner: