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    Conspiracies.. lots of 'em!

    i think the conspiracy about the illuminati being reptilian moon jews is pretty believable, but that's me :tinhat:
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    Movie choices for ********?

    haha wow...i'm glad you noticed that one :D
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    Now That's Gangsta!

    and a stock equinox in the background...TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!
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    ¿Who is the pornstar on the wickedpictures.com ad with the mini skirt?

    i would recommend you find a picture that will stick around and re-post this in the identification section of this board...better luck there
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    Did she ever gaped those?

    :facepalm:
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    Concepts and tolerances of what is fat have changed a lot.

    i honestly never would have guessed
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    Would you "hit it"?

    i'm not into heavier women, no offense intended by that, it's just not my thing...i will admit that i've known many bigger chicks who are very pretty but i've never had sex with a woman over 130 pounds...oh, and i'm also a skinny fucker, my metabolism is ridiculous
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    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    Re: Eve Laurence Is Back ...and there was much rejoicing!
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    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    that is good to hear! have fun with that.
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    The Dictator

    looks like he's trying too hard...but that's just my opinion, no further judgement
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    Christmas cheers, the Belgian way

    hahaha, that's an awesome commercial...
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    Look at all those short people.

    1.) click link 2.) highlight url 3.) hit enter 4.) view picture 5.) ;)
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    Worst. Christmas. Ever!

    i'm with you on this one...fuck people, fuck them very much
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    Would my man still cheat on me if my ass looked like this?

    your ass has literally nothing to do with him cheating on you.
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    What pisses you off?

    those fucking shows like tiaras and toddlers make me want to bludgeon people with massive, blunt objects...specifically the dumb ass ******* who are ******** their young ********* to be crack whores :mad:
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    The wife's new tat on her perfect bubble butt

    yeah it is in a weird place...it'd look much better to the inside of one of her pelvic bones IMO
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    Have you ever mastrubated to yourself

    let's just say there's a good reason why i avoid reflections in public...and it's not because i'm a vampire ;)
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    talking smack to aspiring actresses

    to call those women aspiring "actresses" would be like calling me an aspiring film maker...just because i've taken a few videos on a cheap camcorder doesn't mean i'm either a professional cinematographer or qualified to be one and that guy needs to have his fucking teeth stomped in :2 cents:
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    Best Sports Town?

    definitely not my town, that's for sure...i've also been to none of those cities so i can't really comment :dunno:
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    The wife's new tat on her perfect bubble butt

    ah hah! oh snap! :surprise:
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    My moral dilemma

    no body is perfect, if you truly love her and she loves you back then that's all that matters at this point, the rest will fall into place...if her job, regardless of what it entails, is an issue or point of stress between you then all she can do is try and get away from that, but that's not a...
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    Happy Kwanzaa

    ahhh yes, kwanzaa...a celebration invented by a black supremacist/******, i'll take boxing back thank you very much!
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    What pisses you off?

    the "friend-zone" is a lie...;)
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    Why is it ...

    i don't have that problem so i can't help you.
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    Finally depicting the way ******** play :)

    :bang::brick::hairpull::mad::cthulhu::D
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    Where in the world is...

    i think trident and hot mega are really the same person...
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    Epic Guitar

    i've always loved the solo in the ***** by pantera
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    Collection: The Best Stripper Song

    that would be a great one...also worth adding to the thread is panteras cover of cat scratch fever
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    Does Viagra Work On Shemales?

    that doesn't sound like much fun...:(
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    Christmas presents...Who do you buy for?

    ^must really suck to be cat...:facepalm:
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    Sarah Palin On 2012 Presidential Run: 'It's Not Too Late'

    oh look, just when everyone was about to forget about her...BAM! another small little publicity stunt/tease/media-whore move to further stretch her flash of fame...politics and personal views aside this woman annoys the **** out of me
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    Freaky Friday

    damn...i don't know how i've missed this thread but briana, you're amazing, that is all, carry on :)
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    Kim Jong Un

    yeah without a doubt...i can tell by looking at him that he has no personal fighting instinct, he's the type to manipulate others into doing his bidding, regardless i'd be relentless cause someone like that would be an extremely dirty fighter out of pure desperation rather than skill and that...
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    Christmas presents...Who do you buy for?

    parents, girlfriend, one set of aunts and uncles and their ***...that's pretty much it
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    What pisses you off?

    i've yet to encounter that one surprisingly, but if it means what i think it mean then i will have urges to set whoever uses it seriously aflame...:mad:
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    Intel Celeron processor

    haha, well since windows XP i haven't heard much about the blue screen...the newer windows versions seem to be pretty damn stable
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    What pisses you off?

    ummm, yeah! what he said!
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    Intel Celeron processor

    i never had any problems with the blue screen of death interestingly enough...
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    Haters of Tebow correct

    people always **** people who make a name for themselves it seems...regardless of how good or bad a QB he is or how successful his career will be, this season he is easily one of the most popular QB names floating around, and that means money is being made off of him which is the whole point of...
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    North Korea Leader Kim Jong Il, 69, Has Died

    that is wonderful news!
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    Intel Celeron processor

    i didn't realize the celeron name still existed...anyway, i've always preferred AMD processors, never had the greatest luck with intel
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    no problem! :glugglug:

    no problem! :glugglug:
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    Well played, Google Maps

    hahaha good one! :glugglug:
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    When you are ********.......

    these days, something like this usually happens... xyNqRX0FqTg
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    ur penis size

    ^if anything say it's smaller than it is, but really, no reason to lie about it, it's no big deal.................:shy::o:(
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    Best Rolling Stones song

    amen...anyway, there is no best rolling stones song
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