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  1. DJCowboy

    Sunburn

    I remember some friends and I once went canoeing and got sunburned so horribly bad. Luckily the next day History Channel was showing a Band of Brothers marathon so we all lounged around all day not moving an inch and watched it, loved it (except the sunburn of course)
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    How many guys here get their business waxed?

    Is that like three quotes all from 40 Year Old Virgin? :busted:
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    Penis

    What a dick
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    Sophie Dee vs Gianna Michaels

    Sophie's got the British accent, that means she automatically wins in my book
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    The Human Centipede 2. It was on Netflix streaming... I don't know why I bothered, I knew what I was getting myself into but there are some extremely fucked up scenes in this movie. But I can't help but respect a director who isn't afraid to hold back on a film, though.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Recently saw 50/50. Not gonna lie, I got a little teary-eyed
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    Journey (PSN game, not the band)

    I've played through it about 5 times, to me it was totally worth it. I'd rather pay for a game of superb quality than one that draws itself out too long
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    Kate Upton in super slo mo...

    I didn't watch the whole video but that seemed to be the same exact video that the OP posted
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    Fetishes

    I've really gotten into dominant women and recently girls' armpits (not hairy or stinky, normal shaved armpits). There's just something sexy about them
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    Selena Gomez

    From some of the pics you've been posting of her, you prefer her 12-14 years old I guess
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    Post your ********* photos

    I have a good one of me wearing an Alf shirt and I was like only 4 or 5. Unfortunately it's at my parents' house
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    Food you **** to love

    I don't mean food that you know is bad for your health or has too many calories or carbs. I'm talking about food that you love to eat but you know coming out a couple hours later is going to suck. For me it's buffalo wings, Cool Ranch nachos (I like to take Cool Ranch Doritos and put shredded...
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    Katy Perry

    ^ Anyone notice on her left boob the discolored line going down her boob? I'm assuming it's just some sort of imprint from clothing but could it be a scar? Surgical scar?
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    Q'orianka Kilcher

    I forgot about her, she's got a different kind of beauty and a smokin' body
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    I **** ****** cruelty (warning shocking pic)

    F'n double posts But polar bears act like they can just come in and tear **** up like Gandalf
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    I **** ****** cruelty (warning shocking pic)

    That's the word on the street but grizzlies walk around the forests like their such hot ****, poppin' collars and ****, keeping their wallets hooked onto chains and ****, actin' like they don't give a **** about their futures because ***** bought their way through bear school
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    I **** ****** cruelty (warning shocking pic)

    meh, either way, no bear (except grizzly bears) deserves that and I would gladly stand in its place
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    I **** ****** cruelty (warning shocking pic)

    That's horrible! If I could, I would swap places with that bear to spare it the pain :(
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    My friend got Small Cock Humiliated by a Webcam Girl Last Night

    Seriously, the OP just wants his friend's penis in his mouth. But seeing as how this "friend" is actually himself, that means zdenka wants to suck his own dick. Have the bottom half of your rib cage removed!! That way you can polish your own knob and fulfill your lifelong obsession
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    I'm back from Cancun! Thanks for voting for me while I was away!

    Oh thank god you're alive Spexy! I called all the hospitals in every metropolitan area across the country and you weren't in any of them!! Apparently 'Spexy' isn't your real first name... what gives...?
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    So this is what it comes down to.

    Actually during an interview, Obama swatted a fly and **** sent him a "humane fly catcher" so that the fly didn't have to die...
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    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    This is what I call a slight understatement. I'm well over 100 hours into the game now and I have no idea how much of the main quest I've completed. It seems like every time I'm traveling I run across a dungeon I never noticed before or just get side tracked by a menial quest.
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    Ni no Kuni (the JRPG is back!)

    Its full title is Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch 5aAs-vZ4rZE This game is definitely on my Top 3 most anticipated games. I love the animation of it and the best part is a world map is back!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ni_no_Kuni http://ps3.ign.com/objects/142/14284017.html
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    Collection of cool GIFs

    Nope, it's real BPN3gLVDsOY
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    Look for a pornstar that looks like my friend?

    I'm sorry but how does posting pics of the same person prove you know her? For all we know you came across her profile in facebook, she didn't have her pics blocked to random pervs so you started saving pics. How about just start another thread under the "Help guys! I like a girl but I got my...
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    If you are Impotent will you allow your Girlfriend to have another Man's Baby?

    I'm gonna have to agree, something ain't right here. This guy is obsessed with talking about his "friend's" penis size... A bit odd
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    Dont you **** when your snack/***** gets caught in the vending machine

    Wow, King Kong's career has really hit the shitter
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    Hi, my name is DJCowboy and I recently discovered I have maschalagnia...

    I guess you can call it that but we consider that term derogatory Oh my god, hottest video ever? Yes! Seriously, this one is though m1ZZahhAQmw
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    Hi, my name is DJCowboy and I recently discovered I have maschalagnia...

    It sucked when I came to this conclusion but I recently discovered this and now I'm watching all the videos I can on the subject but I learn nothing and I usually am just left with a boner. :facepalm:
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    I Am Alive

    I tried the demo and it was pretty interesting, might wait til it's on sale on PSN. I could see it being an episodic game
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    Dragon's Dogma

    They say it's like a mix between Dark Souls and Skyrim. Might have to give it a try. Releases May 22nd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Dogma http://ps3.ign.com/objects/105/105968.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZT2J_-kyb8
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    Miley Cyrus

    Definitely a fake, missing her tat on the side
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    the see me rolliiiing they hatiiiiin

    I want to hang out with these guys so we can sit around and talk about rims, cars, have push-up contests and then cry.
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    If you are Impotent will you allow your Girlfriend to have another Man's Baby?

    This whole situation is heading for disaster. First off you only mentioned that she wants a baby. Does he? Does he mind the idea of raising someone else's ***? Unforunately impotence can have a pretty big strain on a relationship and I don't see this one heading down a healthy path. If I were...
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    Jessie J (Singer)

    Nip slip
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    Taylor Momsen

    Re: Taylor Momsen is 18
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    Amanda Bynes

    What's with the band-aids on her feet? Wear more comfortable shoes or something if that happens!!
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    Taylor Momsen

    Re: Taylor Momsen is 18 Wouldn't surprise me because somehow that ***** gets hot chicks (don't get me wrong, I do respect the guy, he's pretty intelligent but jesus he is ugly)
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    Taylor Momsen

    Re: Taylor Momsen is 18 I really hope he doesn't start banging her. I don't think I can take that
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    Nichole? Looks kinda like Shyla Jennings

    Thanks!
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    Xenoblade Chronicles

    So here it is, probably the last game I'll play on the Wii and the delicious irony is it doesn't support motion control. http://wii.ign.com/objects/143/14354769.html I've been playing it and so far it's pretty fun and the battle system is similar to many MMORPGs (this game isn't an MMO)...
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    Sasha Grey

    http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/04/10/sasha-grey-in-interview-magazine-of-the-day
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    Sexy Cosplay

    The ever sexy Jessica Nigri as Lollipop Chainsaw and some other girl
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    Kate Upton

    Jesus, for the love of everything that ever was and ever is holy that Easter video is sexy
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    sexy tranny gif

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    Amanda Bynes

    For once in my life, I agree with ralph. She looks like some sort of white girl who thinks she's a Mexican prostitute.
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    Admitting A Man Is Handsome?

    Who doesn't? You'd have to be gay to not find Gosling attractive... uh... moving on I have no issues with saying a man is good looking.
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    Game of Thrones

    How have you seen episode 2 already? It's not on HBO Go and it's not on OnDemand
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    Sara Jean Underwood

    Yeah, it's a hot set of photos but there is a thread on her http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?80693-Sara-Jean-Underwood&highlight=underwood
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Is this hot?
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