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Hmm I'd probably ruin your fantasy, 'cause I'd give all the other guys a penalty for the ******* use of hands! :o

I, as the referee, get first dibs on you right? :D

^^Nice choice, Tony! :D

Congrats, Miss Borgia! I have a Lolly right here for you! :)

You take being naughty to the next level, Niki. ;)

Hmm, I'd have the time currently, but my problem is that I'm totally broke. If I had the money I'd sit on the first plane to NYC. :yesyes: I'd drive you hard, yes. :love-smi:

Yeah I could imagine you wanna do a gangbang or even a *******. Dunno how that is a competition though. You wanna break some record with it? o_O

You can't imagine how familiar this all sounds to me. :(

Because they're guys? And they like to fuck women?

I tried to find a completely "serious", non-porn pic. :shy: I think she still looks fantastic in that pic. :heart:

I guess like me you put the pussy on a pedestal. :(

So you want to find your madonna and until then you "use" the whores or what does this exactly mean?

Julia is even sexier NOW than she was years ago on Seinfeld right? She aged rather well it seems. :)

Should I've posted this pic, maybe?

Who's this?

Yes, she's supporter (or follower or whatever they're called) of this kabbalah crap.

Re: Actual pic/vid that made you cum today? Chloe Vevrier maybe? :) Not sure though. Maybe someone else can confirm or deny?

Especially since 7 inches aren't even 18 cm. :P

Well I wish you good luck on becoming one then!!! I hope you'll make it. I love Suicide Girls. :) And you have such delicious looking toesies. :kiss:

Oh you're to good to me. :shy: Wait you're a Suicide Girl?!?!?! Awesome! :rubbel: PS: In this pic it looks like you only have one foot. Where is your right one? :shocked: Okay I'm horrible. Sorry. :facepalm: PPS: I really wanna nibble on those toes now!!! :drool2:

I see you need a smaller unit than ONE INCH. :(

Madison.....Seriously I **** you. You're not any bit better than PapaGimp! :(

I guess that's what the number 69 was invented for. :blowjob: Oh you fly here and visit me? :nanner:

I'm sorry, I didn't wanna criticise your work or anything. Just this guy.... I didn't wanna be a meanie and make your update post look bad.... I will stop now. :shy: Only one last thing...I need to criticise YOU, too. Why are you hiding your toes with your hand in the first pic?! :suspicious:

I was watching a few moments of this year's Emmys again and noticed how fantastic Julia Louis-Dreyfus still looks. She immediately remined me of India Summer! :drool2: :heart: So what'cha think? Who is hotter? Who would you rather bang? Don't let the fact that I went to theater camp errr...

That being said: ARJEN? ROOOOOOOBBEEEEENNN!!!!! :bowdown:

Don't you think so, too? I don't think private people always need to be perfectly well kept down there. Clean yes of course, but not shaved or something. Neither men nor women. Especially if you love each other it doesn't matter much. Only demand is it must be clean (hygiene) BUT when it comes...

Okay now I wanna see a pic. With a ruler next to it! :hammer: Sorry I have no idea what you're trying to say here. Is that a German or an English saying that I'm not aware of? :o Ha see the Americans and Europeans DO have things in common. We all **** the Dutch! :D The only good thing from...

You paid him?! Really? I'd want my money back! Maybe he isn't dirty down there, but it just doesn't look nice. It's okay in private life, but this is for professional use. He needs to fucking keep the garden clean or the house will look dirty as well. :hammer:

It's okay. To be honest I'm kinda happy you don't like "them". I'm already envious of all the pussy you get more than me. Now if you also fucked all of "my" girls I'd go crazy. It already sucks to know that IF YOU WANTED you'd probably even get more penis than me. :( You're old and ugly. But...

That sounds good. Could be it. Thank you, jitna. :)

So you're the only woman in my life and all other women are whores? :confused:

Uhm....in a good way? :shy: Seriously this means a lot to me, especially these days! I probably love you even more though.

Okay I totally think conventions is the wrong term in this context. But I seriously can't come up with the right term right now. My head feels empty...:crash: Maybe someone knows what I was trying to say and can correct me....:facepalm: Edit: Wait is it sanctions or retributions? :shy: Maybe...

Am I allowed to state some critic or must I fear conventions? :shy: Cause I must say you look fantastic in this pic, BUT those shoes so don't suit that dress. :o

I think that's called penis envy. :P You fear they have bigger dicks than you? :(

That being said I think we should all just remember what unites all of us. Girls. All of our nations have hot girls. And we love them all. Especially the ones with the penis. :D

This. And especially this: Americans are so up theirselves. They are raised with the opinion that the USA is a superior nation and others are not worthy. It's ridiculous. That's why Americans would take this joke so much more seriously. We Germans and other Europeans can laugh at our own...

Tits? Not obligatory.

Yeah I'm sure Chopper will suck you off now. :) Oh your pussy looks so smooth there. :) But seriously what is that for a douche. Knows he's shooting for your website and doesn't trim his jungle down there?! That looks so unkempt and totally unworthy of your sexiness and your site. :nono:

Oh holy moly! That makes me want to join her site EVEN MORE now! Unfortunately I'm totally broke right now. Currently I can't even afford the 20 bucks. Which is a totally appropriate pricing btw unlike so many other overpriced sites. You girls are really doing a great job and I will join her...

^^Meow!

If that's true they'll be the best hens in the world. :cool:

If that's what makes you happy, Niki. :shy: I call dibs on butt and feet! :wave: But then there's also those boobies with them dark areolas and those lips those thighs and that vajayjay....That's so not easy!!! :weeping:

A German being the minion of a Belgian?! o_O Fine. As long as we're on the same side....:facepalm:

Thank YOU for being a friend. :) I mean we are friends right? :shy:

Pretty sure she is MY girl. :cool:

Evil Colonel

I think it's amazing when engineers copy things they found in nature. :D