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dude, hemmies are no joking matter. i got one once driving a big truck.fuckin thing itched like crazy.

i would like to knock the dust of that pussy.

i tend to eat when im grocery shopping. nothing crazy just sandwiches and **** and ****. once in a while i'll make a salad when im roaming around the isle.

becky savage used to do that in a lot of her movies

i give her a 9. would have gave her a ten but im kinda pissed at here for marrying someone else.

the concept of neopolitan ice cream does and always has pissed me the fuck off!

i dont know if anyone filled you in on the forum rules yet, but all new pornstar members must have sex with me before they can be full members. rules are rules. pm me for info.thanks in advance.

ya, i can hear myself telling my friends" i broke up with her because all she wanted to do is suck my dick". they will make me turn in my man card.

**** to say it but your probably right on the money.women are so fuckin spitefull

i tried all that ****.

this is gonna sound wierd, i cant make sence of it myself. but my gf will only give blowjobs. she doesnt like to fuck, i cant squeeze her tits, eat her pussy she wont even get undressed. she will only give head i can cum in her mouth or on her face and thats the limit of our sex life. if i try...

youve been watching flipper reruns again?

poor george. he didnt do to good did he.

i have always loved jenevive. shes just so cute. shes definately on my "porntars i want to marry list".

i luv her ass.

and i have decided that i am going to marry her and just sign over everything and spend the rest of my life kissing her ass.

tera patrick ftmfw

if you give her a kick in the ass as she's going on the errand she'll probably cum so hard her socks will get wet.

easy fix, make up with her kick her fucking ass and then rip her panties off and rip your dick up her ass then grab her by the hair and tell her to go buy you a pack a smokes a forty, and 2 burritos. she will be hopelessly in love with you.

there is some disgusting stuff that goes on for sure.pukiing, *******, atm. even seems that girls are getting there rectums prolapsed just for shock value. what will be next? girls that use there face to wipe somebodys ass? when porn comes to this im going back to cinemax.

no, i pussed out.... i **** myself. i guess i was awe struck.

is the new chick i want to marry. shes now my no. 1 babe. perfect 10!

one of the funniest things ive read in a while

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i would let her lick my taint.

kim swallows. thats worth a couple points

she was out front talking to some other chick and ******** coffee.my dick is still so hard its against my stomach. when i say shes hotter.shes fucking hotter!!!!!

at the coffee shop at the hustler store on sunset.

so, she can get a divorce.

and a friend having coffee. shes 800 times hotter in real life. damn i wanted to go up to her but i wussed out. i was going to propose! shes the hottest chick alive.

i **** cancer, and feel sorry for any poor soul that gets it.shes in my prayers.

anyone know the name of the movie where to chicks go in to a movie theater and start fucking and sucking with the guys there?

sofia is probably one of the ten hottest chicks on the planet and way hotter then vida

from what i see i give her a nine 10 if she can really suck cock.

i would so much want to spend about an hour on that ass. they would have to put my tounge in a cast after that session.

i think you should name it nina. after our own nina mercedes. that should give you a boner.

me and my friends always played monopoly but it always resulted in fistfights and the board going flying due to cheating.

so i sold a car to this fat chick from vermont. she was fat but had a cute face and long blond hair (kinda ratty). i made small talk with her to be polite and noticed she was kinda aggressive. so i figure okay and i ask her, so what do girls from vermont like to do. she says i dont know about...

you might not be fucking her to full exhustion. when a women is excessivly bitchy it sometimes is the result of her not being satisfied sexually i believe the japenese term roughly translate to- fucking her out. you gotta put a rubber band on your dick and really smoke that pussy try pulling her...

i ve always luved miko! gotta go with her.

comon man i gotta come up with better **** than that.

except she is about 5'3 and 200lbs. but she looks just like her. no kidding and her tits are fucking huuughe. i been trying to put the moves on her. next week im gonna try to talk to her. what line should i use. seriously, i need help.

this is another tough one. but im gonna have to go with priya. shes more my type.

just saying her name makes me cream in my polyesters.

i dont think white boy is very politically correct. i prefer caucasion person.

well after reading her "profile" she seems like one of the most boring chicks on the planet. favorite cheat foods- no fat yogurt. what an exciteing bitch!

now your discussing some prime real estate.i couldnt possibly decide between the 2.i guess it would have to come down to a suck-off with me being the judge.

who would want to be with a girl that wont give head?

let her ***** a whole bottle of grey goose *****.....and then fuck her ass.

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