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  1. Embryoyo

    Giant sea worm !

    Fucking badass!! The coolest **** always comes out of the ocean, I fuckin' swear... Less badass, the motherfucker has been caught... GAY... fuck humans.
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    Miami or Las Vegas

    I honestly believe both are horrible. How about Portland? We fuckin' destoy 'em both :D
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    Is marriage a bad investment ?

    Agree with copeo on his first 3 of 4 statements, forget the P.S. I'm sure I will know when I actually want to marry the woman I'm with...
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    Bathroom Signs

    It's actually pretty easy, really... Eyelashes, or not? I wouldn't mistake this no matter how ***** I was...
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    The most awesome sweater design in the world!!!

    + the comment from mula0207 = best design EVER!!!:thumbsup:
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    ****, go play with the robot...no.

    GODZILLA will **** it, do not fear :D Both the savior and adversary of Japan :D
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    Creepy and Hot Real Life Anime Chicks

    I **** to turn this thread into a "ID" thread, but who is this model? The one who posed as 'Lenalee' as well... Thanks! ...for any input!
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    Doubly Lucky!!!

    :rofl: I hope I can rep ya.. You're gonna get some if so... (guess not :()Ohhh yeah! Good one :thumbsup:
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    Oh, that's just nasty...braided???

    Well... at least there wouldn't be as many problems when going down on her, right??? :thumbsup: Thankfully, I don't have this issue with my woman, because it really wouldn't be cool in reality, haha!
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    Teeter-Totter

    Hey that's pretty cool! Good one :)
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    Seriously, let's all give thanks to makers of Photoshop!

    That was actually REALLY interesting, especially considering the males had much less "touch-ups" (especially the guy with the arrows in him) as opposed to the females. What a pathetic world this is, when the only perception of perfection is photoshopped pictures of people. Anyone (if you saw...
  12. Embryoyo

    Pixar V Dreamworks

    No, not really funny, but not bad... I do like the first, top left, and bottom right of the Pixar ones. I actually don't know what the other ones are. For Dreamworks, just Shrek. I actually haven't seen or don't know the rest of theirs though. I recognize the second top picture but can't...
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    Frogger

    Heh, I love frogs. Whenever I hear "frogger" I think of that Seinfeld episode, where George gets all excited because his record still is the best on the local pizza places machine MANY years later, and buys the machine to keep that record. Goddamn George is one of the most hilarious characters...
  14. Embryoyo

    Makes me what to ***** ****...A lot of ****!

    I love ****. **** makes me want to ***** more ****. Cool statue by the way, but why is it licking flowers?
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    Vatican Condoms

    I'd actually go out and buy a pack of condoms if they had this packaging, even though I'd probably never have to use one.
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    There's going to be **** on the floor real fast!

    Yes!!! That is absolutely AWESOME! Think of how much fun it would be :thumbsup:
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    Why the fuck is this even needed?????

    Heyyy, DB!!! He's on the left :)
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    I don't understand this sign...sitting on cotton balls not allowed????

    :rofl: Of course Skyraider22 had it right, but... Good one! I'm wondering how people actually sit on seats with those beads. Give me a nice Sparco racing seat and I'm happy!
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    Going overboard with pimping out the car!

    Pimping, or FAGGING?
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    Mario Pez

    YOSHI! I love that little bastard!
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    Tweetie Bird

    Creeeeeeeepy :D
  22. Embryoyo

    The Thrill Is All Gone

    tartanterrier, I'd go with the latter. Or maybe some other ****, heh... Although Ecstasy, Shrooms, 2CB, LCD, *******, etc... would either give you a look of over-excitement or sheer ******, so stoned is probably the most likely.
  23. Embryoyo

    Muppet Sickness

    To be fair, if nothing was coming out of his mouth, it would actually look like he's masturbating. Any photoshop guru's around? Give us the best of both! Good picture though :thumbsup:
  24. Embryoyo

    Thar be Dragons!

    :rofl: Good god that was great! Rep to you, good sir.
  25. Embryoyo

    Guitar Hero

    Ok?
  26. Embryoyo

    I can't explain this image...maybe, Where's Waldo goes Rogue?

    What exactly is that blue and clear... thing... sitting to the right of that vinyl record?
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    Gnomes...

    **** it with... IIIIIIICE!
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    Greatest

    Really fun trying to match that up to a good beat, say 160 to 200 BPM or so.
  29. Embryoyo

    On sale...

    I don't like candy, but I'd eat those. YUM!
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    Worst day of the week

    Wednesday. I **** the middle of the week. The weekdays are half finished... but you're only halfway to the weekend. Fuck all.
  31. Embryoyo

    My new car, yay!

    Good job with the manual transmission :thumbsup: Everyone should be ****** to drive that transmission type.
  32. Embryoyo

    Google milk

    Haha, a "beta" version of milk :rofl:
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    Google Eiffel Tower

    Looks like it's made out of Lego blocks :thumbsup:
  34. Embryoyo

    Can 2 + people have the same exact dreams / nightmares?

    Every single one of my dreams seem like this to me. It is an interesting question to consider but, people can't have the exact same *****. Many similarities is very possible, but I highly doubt there have ever been any people who have had the EXACT same ***** down to the finest details. I've...
  35. Embryoyo

    My new site design is upppp!

    How does a 3D show work exactly?
  36. Embryoyo

    Do You Like Hentai?

    It's that card game. Thanks for your response though :wave:
  37. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    Hey, that's a nice song, and a fine album. Maybe even the new one, Time, this year? We can only hope! Haha :thumbsup: My favorite song from the self-titled is Battle Against Time though, man that song is one of the closest definitions to EPIC you can get to describe music. :bowdown:
  38. Embryoyo

    They like to do it in public...new sport???

    Creeepyyyy... *tickle* :p
  39. Embryoyo

    It's official, the Japanese have just become the weirdest people on Earth!!!

    Those poor felines.... especially the last one. Suddenly I'm glad I'm not with an Asian chick. My cat would probably slit my wrists tonight...
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    These are real books...Seriously they'll link to Amazon! WTF?

    I'm buying the Cunt Coloring Book for ***** nights with buddies... yeah! Not like Myah tryin' to wrestle Missy for a piece of chicken ;)
  41. Embryoyo

    Mortal Kombat Soccer!!!

    Bad timing... Uh oh... Mr. Kang is apparently def eatable after all :) Might want to stop bowing, sir. *crack*
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    I could take her...I mean him...ummm. Maybe.

    *this is the sound of 2 6 packs of expensive micro-brews being rejected by a stomach after seeing a disgusting picture* ok I think I'm better... ugh...
  43. Embryoyo

    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    I think... some people take this subject a little too seriously for their own good :eek: (problem with humanity)
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    Aishwarya Rai - most beautiful woman of all time?

    Looks "not-real" How is that beautiful? Gross. I'll argue with statistics 'til I die, since I don't like generic ****. Statistics never mean ****. I've seen girls at bus stops who look 90X better than well known porn stars. Statistics mean popularity, nothing more. Popular opinion is...
  45. Embryoyo

    How BIG is FreeOnes becoming!??

    Haha good stuff. I've only been visiting Freeones since 2002, sooo... Interesting retro images, at least. Restecp, Freeones.
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    Last Night...

    Uhhh yeah yeah I hear that **** :wave:
  47. Embryoyo

    Economists Predict When The Recession Will End...

    People are actually QUITTING their jobs in these times? Fuck man, WHY?!?! I can't even get a job working fast food (which I am highly over-qualified for due to experience) and people are still quitting their jobs? Ima **** these motherfucks for being lazy piece of **** cocksuckers. Asshole...
  48. Embryoyo

    This is so annoying...any other recent grads?

    I've been waiting close to a year just to START the classes I want. I suppose I'll learn more in the field I'm interested in for the future in time (which will really help long run), but for the time being, it really sucks. I can't even find a shitty job to ease up the weight. Even had to...
  49. Embryoyo

    Have you!!??

    Too many times to count. First time I ever tasted my own cum I was by myself by the way. I was interested. I think it's hot to lick my cum out my girlfriends pussy, and afterward... spit it on her tits and let it dry (nice, interesting smell), make out with her and swap, etc... so hell yeah...
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