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  1. Doc Scurlock

    Ashley Graham, Plus size Lane Bryant model, hot or not?

    Re: Lane Bryant plus sized model hot or not? Sure, why not? You can do a hell of a lot worse than her.
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    Jenny Hendrix / Hot Haley

    Re: Hot Haley / Jenny Hendrix A wallpaper I made of Jenny Hendrix. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Jenny_Hendrix-1437.html
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    *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced the

    Re: *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced I was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Cowabunga, dudes!
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    XBOX360 wireless controller

    I grew up with wired controllers and I prefer them over the wireless ones. Same goes for things like computer mice.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica Nude model aside, it's also the internet so proper speak isn't a requirement. As long as you don't do this, YO dUdez, iaz SO gunna getz WAISTED tOO nIgHT. ICP 4 Lyfe. Then everything's cool. Also, your twitter. Funny. "Suck a cock you worthless scum fucker."...
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    In adult films, condom question looms large

    Me too. Wear them, don't wear them; either way I don't really give a ****.
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    Ines Cudna

    That's just some beef for the Arby's lovers of the world.
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    Belgian lawmakers pass burka ban

    It makes sense. I'm all for respecting ones beliefs, however, you should also respect the laws and customs of the area where you chose to take up residence. I've seen women wear headscarfs around here and no one complains about it because you can still see their face and they can still express...
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    *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced the

    Re: *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced If making a joke. If serious.
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    Got Gisele Unbeatable?

    Uh-oh. What do I take for that? You think a couple aspirin will **** the aids? Or maybe I should contact the Subway guy, I hear he knows a lot about aids.
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    Got Gisele Unbeatable?

    She makes me feel funny down there. Is that normal? :dunno:
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    *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced the

    Re: *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced Take your ******** to work day?
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    *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced the

    Re: *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced What's the owners excuse? She looked 18 to me? Idiot.
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    Shemales on freeones???

    But if they're there and you have little to no willpower, what then?
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    Help! The dudes from BANGBROS wanna sue me!

    So you willingly took their stuff and then when they confronted you about it told them to fuck off. Smart. Creating a website and posting more stolen content and then showing them willingly what you're doing. Even smarter. :thumbsup:
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    WTF is female ejaculation?

    Gift? Please, if anything she'll bitch after because she now has to do the laundry.
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    Cody Love

    A Cody Love wallpaper I made. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Cody_Love-1433.html
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    Danielle Derek

    A wallpaper I made of Danielle Derek. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Danielle_Derek-1435.html
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    That may be true but to Vince he's nothing more than a glorified cruiserweight.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica That's a good thing, it makes for interesting conversation. If you were being Mary Poppins like trying not to upset or offend anyone it'd get dull real quick.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica :1orglaugh Just don't hurt yourself. Imagine going to the hospital and explaining to a doctor how a spork got in there. Honest, I fell on it. It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one. As for the latex being super hot and you being sweaty, I thought...
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    Christina Hendricks vs Megan Fox

    With her toe thumb, would a hand job from Megan Fox satisfy someone's foot fetish?
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    Why does US of A civilians call crisps chips?

    Wait, what do you call "pop"?
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    rate masuimi max

    Like you need to ask.
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    The meaning of dick-head thread

    British people are the best when it comes to saying "cunt", I don't know maybe its the accent but it just doesn't have that visceral impact when say an American or a Canadian says it. It just comes off more friendly sounding versus mean sounding without the accent.
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    Christina Hendricks vs Megan Fox

    Hendricks.
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    Guantanamo ******* Songs

    Wow, how cruel. It makes it seem like having your fingernails pulled out with a rusty pair of pliers would be a step up from this vile act of *******.
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    If your black don't travel to Austrilia anytime soon.

    How do you think they grind the black people?
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica If you wanna do the whole one eye thing you could always slap an eye patch on and dress up like a pirate. Get yourself a nice piece of cutlery for a hand, maybe a spork. Yeah, we'll pretend a shark took your hand and the only thing you had available on your...
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica Yeah, but then she'd **** you and it wouldn't be death by snu-snu either.
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    Name one pornstar would you impregnate?

    Quickly glancing over I thought that said Mariano Rivera and I was like :eek:
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    Why do black guys have bigger penises than white guys?..

    That's true. My friend Dave can launch fireballs like Liu Kang.
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    Where Have All the [MLB] Fans Gone?

    It doesn't matter if it's a different game or not because we're not talking games here we're talking economics. The only difference in the cap will be that the MLB one will have a larger MAX and a larger MIN then the NHL cap. This will work even better if they can cap the max amount a player can...
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    Why do black guys have bigger penises than white guys?..

    The last good one I can remember is John Riggins and that was mid 70s to mid 80s. Quite a while ago.
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    Why do black guys have bigger penises than white guys?..

    We're talking American blacks not the ones from Africa here.
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    Why do black guys have bigger penises than white guys?..

    In terms of QBs being white, you can thank racism for that as back in the day folks thought that blacks were too stupid to play QB. Give it time and they'll take that position over as well. I mean we used to have tons of white running backs, now you'll probably find them playing fullback.
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    Where Have All the [MLB] Fans Gone?

    Well think about it. If you're a Blue Jays fan you can pretty much write off your teams playoff hopes as soon as the season starts. This goes for a lot of teams in MLB. I mean you've got a long ass season and a playoffs where only a small number of teams get in and it's usually the same ones...
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    Are black men naturally stronger than white men?

    The ones in the US probably are and you can thank slavery for that as the slaver owners only wanted the strongest and so they got the strongest males and females. Now those strong males and females mate and pass on their genetic traits to the next group and so on. It's pretty messed up when you...
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    circumcised or uncircumcised ?

    That's when you turn the tables on her and start going what the hell's wrong with your pussy. It looks weird like a sloppily made Big Mac.
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    Why does US of A civilians call crisps chips?

    Why do you guys call them crisps? Why? Because chips were already taken thanks to fish and chips.
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica Chicks with two eyes turn me on. We should start a fetish post on this board for chicks with two eyes. :nanner:
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    A five-year-old's battle with obesity, what the motherfuck?

    It's like those fat **** on Maury. It isn't a medical condition, it's goofy as parents whose idea of parenting is to give the *** what they want whenever they want. I mean if you've ever seen that show the **** there just eat the fattiest food because they want it as *** can't say no to her...
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    Do you smoke ? And what do you smoke ?

    I don't know about cigarettes or weed but the person posting below me does smoke pole. :hatsoff:
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    The do most US of A citizens drive cars with 4L engines thread

    The small cars in the US i.e. the Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris etc. are in the 1.5L range. Most cars fall in the 1.8L-2.3 L range. Of course what throws everything off is that we have a lot of people driving pick up trucks so that's where the big motors come in.
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    Porn Names

    Lord Fuckington. I'd have a monocle and wear a top hat. I'd carry around a swanky cane at all times during my scenes. After the money shot I'll proclaim loudly, "By Jove, madam, I do believe I've soiled your bountiful bosoms!" Just bringing a little class to the world of hardcore pornography.
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    ****** of marine ****** Iraq sues anti-gay group picketing sons funeral

    That soldier wasn't gay. These guys are just parasites that latch onto anything that can get them some publicity and try put their fucked up spin on things. Personally, I think these guys just need a good ass kicking.
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    The why can't aetheist do what the fuck they like thread

    Exactly, most functioning people have common sense and can empathize with the fact that ******* someone will probably destroy several people's lives; hence, why we don't do it just for the hell of it. Same goes for stealing etc. Basically, if you don't want that stuff done to you then don't do...
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    Straight male losing virginity

    If I were a virgin and I was wanting to lose my virginity to a pornstar then I'd go with Ava Devine because for those 30 seconds before I blew my load she'd make me look like the heavyweight fucking champion of the world.
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    Do you let your girl sunbathe topless?

    I don't own my girlfriend so if she wants to go topless then she can go and do that.
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