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If you were one of my boys, then yes. But seeing as I don't know who the eff you are...no. lol. Sorry.

1)Duh, I live here. lol 2)Alexander Keiths (best canadian ****) is brewed here 3)Its a college town which = lots of hot young girls 4)The best lobster and chowder in Canada. 5)Its just fuckin beautiful here. Ocean, forests, landscapes...the province is pure nature, with its biggest city being...

just wet? I'm fucking gushing right now.

I'd personally go with a burger. But thats just me :dunno:

what are your options?

Do you have a gf? Someone you fuck on a regular basis? If so, just ask her what turns her on. She'll be happy you asked. And if you don't have anyone you're fucking ATM, I don't have any answers for ya because every woman is different and likes different things sexually. Basic rules apply...

I don't **** anything about myself. Ok, I could stand to drop 10lbs, but I love food more than I **** the weight, so it don't matter. But yeah, I love myself. Don't always love where I'm at in life, but me, as a person, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually...I think I'm pretty rad all...

The SpexyRideOfYourLife lol if I HAD male companionship, they'd most certainly be wary and possibly even get jealous haha. the meaning of life....y'know, I don't really think there IS one set meaning to life. Its all about individual meanings IMO...what does life mean to YOU? What does it...

hmmm the "spexy" position...well my fav position is me on top. I like being in control. All you'd need to master is giving me a rock hard cock to enjoy :) If I'm not rushing, I also like laying on my tummy, legs closed and being penetrated from behind...everythings so tight, and soooooooo good. :D

are your piggies raised organically? :angels: lmfao <3

Now now, everyone can have a turn licking my booty. :)

Mcdonalds breakfast everytime. Its a great aid for constipation, actually. Eat it, wait ten minutes and get ready for the pain. :( Lovely thread though. Can't wait to eat dinner :1orglaugh

Taylor Lautner looks good and all, but he'd be no fun to play with. I'm like most guys - I like a bit of cushion for the pushin. But he def looks good. Love his dark hair :bowdown::bowdown:

this man is wise.

1. Mentally- gentlemen. Physically- Kisses on the back of my neck..and this is gonna sound wierd..but I love having my underarms kissed/licked. No worries though, they smell amazing. 2. Bacon wrapped bacon is the shiz. Bacon wrapped slices of tomatoes is my fav too. Bacon wrapped shrimp...

ding ding ding! its filling when you eat alot of it.:D

I dated a diehard Avril Lavigne fan once. He had his bedroom plastered with her posters....it was odd.

Sure have! Yes I do actually...I think this *** is super talented! As far as vocalists go, Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Sarah Brightman, Carrie Underwood, and Ingrid Michaelson are super talented. spexy and sexy are the same thing :confused:

I have, yes, but its not something I really enjoy. Too messy, too sticky, and sugar near my snatchola scares me. :/ However, I often fantasize about bacon-wrapped dick. :)

Amazing.

Yep, its called "keeping the peace". Sometimes what you're arguing about just isn't worth the hassle of having to argue in the first place. Pick your battles, and know when to just let things go. Unfortunately, these things are easier for men to do than women, hence men doing the majority of the...

I want one of these so bad it hurts.

Where's the nacho's option?

me too :( Not having a care in the world. My parents have dozens of old home movies of me and my brothers...I haven't seen them in years. I should find someone to convert them all to DVD so I can haz them because those kind of memories are super important to keep. Plus, they're hilarious to watch.

I wonder what they do with their **** :(

btw, holy thread bump batman.

Because I don't have the desire to be paid to fuck random actors. I prefer to keep my snatch for lovers only. :) Ummm...this is my thread. Start your own biyatch:1orglaugh no really, how are you? I tried watching the first episode but it was so fucking stupid lol. I had to turn it off. I...

I came into this thread thinking that it was about ********* home movies.....I should have known better. lol When I think of "home movies" thats what I think of anyways haha.

Good for him. Finally a firearm being used in the manner it should be. The intruder could have been interested in ****** and ******* the ****** ******** inside, so good on the man of the house to take matters into his own hands and **** that motherfucker. :)

Hey babe! I'm doing good, how about you? Unfortunately I don't watch baseball...I'm in Canada...and our teams..well they suck lol. But happy that your team is in the playoffs :)

Love it. Its the one thing that relaxes me. I wouldn't say I have a specialty, but nothing is better than a hot grill and a piece of meat. Preferably cow or pork. Mmmm.

This. Just admit defeat and hope she buys your apology enough to provide make-up sex.

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes my ex bf from 2003 had issues with premature ejaculating. So I had a bad lay. Every woman has a bad lay, or ten. That doesn't mean I didn't move on to greener pastures. :1orglaugh And last time I checked, sucking dick doesn't = climax, for a girl so what does that have to do with anything...

I think Kim's got an amazing body, but Kourtney has a prettier face. So put Kourtney's face on Kim's body and you've got a deal ;)

I didn't engage him, he engaged me. Like he's always done lol. He has a problem with my having an opinion that doesn't match his, but thats the way shiz goes! ;) Its all good.

1) Porn today is miles different than in the past. The things I mentioned are things that occur far greater than they have in the past. When you mention porn that involves women getting more pleasure, and it being about the sex, I think of porn from a few decades ago. When I think of modern day...

rofl, I have no issues enjoying myself in the sack. I have my fun, trust me. My idea of fun just doesn't include having all my holes fucked at once, or being doused in jizz. Trust me, I'm not one of those women who require an hour of foreplay and "love-making"....I'd much prefer to be thrown up...

why yes...I would like to hang out ;) I'll show ya a good time :nanner::nanner:

You just clarified everything right there. You're interested in a specific "style" of porn...one that is not very mainstream. Most popular porn these days doesn't depict much sexual gratification for the female performers. Or at least AUTHENTIC sexual gratification. If you watch something that...

Fine, you're right, I must be wrong. What do I know? I'm just a woman, who hears what other women that I know like and don't like in bed, and in porn...and I guess all the women in the adult industry that I know personally MUST be lying when they say they've never gotten off during a...

I'm sure there ARE porn actors who don't fake it during their scene- however you have to realize that most women won't enjoy MOST of the things portrayed in mainstream porn. And honestly, I don't think any man should try most of the things going on in porn with their woman without discussing it...

This. There is very little in porn that I would think a man can and should apply to his sex life. Isn't that common knowledge? Guess not. :dunno: Hey that can be my million dollar idea - educational porn. :D

She lost so much weight and got some class. She looks amazing.

yep they do. Thats where I catch up on my Teen *** since I don't have cable.

As a photographer, it bugs me to no end to see photos that are over 'shopped. There's a difference between removing zits/freckles/birthmarks and eliminating some fat....and making a real life woman look like a porcelain doll. Lay off the blur photogs!@!@!

don't laugh but its the Backstreet boys cruise haha. I love Teen ***, so addicted. And I don't blame you at all, Farrahs super pretty (although annoying haha) and she's got the cutest baby evar. I want to make Maci switch teams...her accent and red hair get me going. :D

Re: Whats Your Cellphone Wallpaper? awwww thats so cute:) mine is a picture of my dog...I know, not original. I can't find any Nick Carter ones though.:******:

Spent most of today running errands, picking up foodz for this weekends thanksgiving dinner, then called and booked my hotels for my upcoming trip in December to FL/Cruise, came home, watched Teen ***, and somehow hurt my back at some point, so at the moment I'm sitting with heat pads on my...

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit I would definitely date/marry/have **** with a man of another race. I would not, however, under ANY circumstance, date/marry/have **** with anyone who starts idiotic and borderline racist freeones posts...