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  1. Doc Scurlock

    Xo Gisele/ Got Gisele / Love Gisele / Love Giselle

    Re: Got Gisele (GotGisele.com) / Love Gisele (lovegisele.com) A wallpaper I made of Gisele and Violet. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Violet_and_Got_Gisele-1461.html
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    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica A Violet and Love Gisele wallpaper I made. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Violet_and_Love_Gisele-1461.html
  3. Doc Scurlock

    Lynn Pops

    Here's a Lynn Pops wallpaper I made. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Lynn_Pops-1459.html
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    Why are some of you asshats so obssessed with women's feet?

    I don't give a **** about legs either. Fuck, I got legs. What I don't have is boobs and a pussy.
  5. Doc Scurlock

    ******'s online breast milk service 'popular with men'

    Pfft. I only ***** the finest of Cambodian breast milks.
  6. Doc Scurlock

    Van Der Sloot Reportedly Wanted for ******

    Yeah, a bullet to the head is right in a case like this where guilty is pretty much guaranteed. Jury finds him guilty. He takes a bullet to the back of the head. No appeals or any of that other bullshit just the removal of what is obviously a defective human being. The world is better off...
  7. Doc Scurlock

    Melissa Jacobs

    Re: Melissa jacobs A Melissa Jacobs wallpaper I made. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Melissa_Jacobs-1457.html
  8. Doc Scurlock

    GM and Ford Transition to Mexico where workers earn $26 per day

    Buy American, guys. Oh, wait. There's no such thing anymore.
  9. Doc Scurlock

    World Cup Happenings

    I'm guessing Africa probably won't be getting another World Cup anytime soon if this keeps up. Once again a bad idea. I get why they wanted it there but a symbolic gesture isn't going to fix the problems on that continent.
  10. Doc Scurlock

    I'd marry Mystique from x-men

    That'd be a great way to get back at you if you ever **** her off. One minute you're fucking some gorgeous babe, next minute it's Larry King.
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    Border Agent Shoots and ***** 14 yr Old Border Jumper

    So essentially the Mexican federal police is cool with illegals jumping the border and then they wonder why the Americans are getting pissed off. It's like our country is a shithole so to solve our problem we'll just send all the poor to the US. Brilliant.
  12. Doc Scurlock

    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica You need to build yourself a time machine and head back to 1992. Or you could just check out the LA Gear site as they're re-releasing their old shoes. http://www.lagear.com/la-lights Now, next topic. Violet's Thoughts On... The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...
  13. Doc Scurlock

    Masuimi Max

    That would be an awesome shoot.
  14. Doc Scurlock

    Penis Size

    The guy can't be that hard up for money. Why would you endorse this? Like you said, all your doing is telling the world you have a small dick. Is the money he got worth it knowing he'll be ridiculed because of it.
  15. Doc Scurlock

    Shay Laren

    A Shay Laren wallpaper I made. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Shay_Laren-1455.html
  16. Doc Scurlock

    "Fuck my victims. I carried them for 20 years..." Bernie Madoff states

    You know this is really hardly a punishment. Like one of the quotes in the article said, "If I'd lived that well for 70 years, I wouldn't care that I ended up in prison." I mean you've pretty much lived through the best years of your life like a king.
  17. Doc Scurlock

    Anyone think Gears 2 multiplayer sucks

    Put me down as someone who thinks the game is overrated. Maybe I came in expecting more of a story due to all the RPG/FPS hybrids out there but it just didn't do it for me.
  18. Doc Scurlock

    Nikki Benz

    I've been in a Nikki Benz kind of mood so I made another wallpaper of her. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Nikki_Benz-1453.html
  19. Doc Scurlock

    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica Lets have some fun. I'm going to post a random thing everyday and hopefully we'll get Violet's thoughts on it. In fact we can call it Violet's Thoughts. Maybe it'll spark up some interesting conversation. Alright first thing, Violet's Thoughts on... Sneakers...
  20. Doc Scurlock

    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 I dig her personal flotation devices.
  21. Doc Scurlock

    When did Women Start Wearing Pants (in the Professional World)?

    Do they still make those suits for women with those goofy ass shoulder pads?
  22. Doc Scurlock

    Censorship: What the fuck?

    No kidding. I don't even get why networks show R-rated movies as they're going to be chopped up all to hell. I mean have you ever tried to watch Old School on TBS. All the funny is gone.
  23. Doc Scurlock

    LukeEl Unravels The Mysteries of The Universe

    Fucking magnets, how do they work?
  24. Doc Scurlock

    Teenager Undergoes Testicle Amputation After a Friendly Assault

    Yeah, why would you want to touch another guy's cock or balls even as a joke. These are also probably the same guys who are extremely homophobic yet don't see anything gay about this. Weird. Maybe if they hit each other's balls hard enough they can take themselves out of the gene pool.
  25. Doc Scurlock

    Censorship: What the fuck?

    TV never taught me swears. I learned it all in the schoolyard.
  26. Doc Scurlock

    Shawna Lenee VS Kayden Kross

    For the longest time I couldn't tell these two apart. So for me, just flip a coin, heads it's Lenee, tails it's Kross.
  27. Doc Scurlock

    Just a Question

    I see a ban in his future.
  28. Doc Scurlock

    Free Freeones t-shirt

    The hell, what's up with all these old topics. It's like I've stepped into a time machine. A porn board time machine.
  29. Doc Scurlock

    If you had to eliminate one race, which would it be?

    Yes. Those races hurt the weiner dog's feelings because people are laughing at them.
  30. Doc Scurlock

    Hello From Asian babe Tia Ling

    He likes black guys? :dunno: :tongue:
  31. Doc Scurlock

    ModNation Racers

    So is this like Mario Kart? I need a decent Mario Kart clone for my PS3.
  32. Doc Scurlock

    **** it when they touch themselves!!!

    That brings back memories. I'm in my mid-twenties and I have to say with the internet today teens these days are spoiled.
  33. Doc Scurlock

    Al Qaida number 3 and his ****** blown to fucking bits by drone's missile

    But we can win them over with cake and hugs. Come on everybody, we can make tomorrow Hug-A-Terrorist Day.
  34. Doc Scurlock

    Al Qaida number 3 and his ****** blown to fucking bits by drone's missile

    This is true. I don't know when this whole pussified version of war came about where you care about the enemies feelings and ****. The whole point of war is to wipe out the other guy. It's not supposed to be nice. If the enemy doesn't play by the rules then you don't either. You're supposed to...
  35. Doc Scurlock

    **** it when they touch themselves!!!

    It could be worse. It could be like in Japan where it's pixelated. Try to whack it to squares.
  36. Doc Scurlock

    Lynn Pops

    Sue their asses. If Hulk Hogan can sue a cereal company because they used a cartoon character that looks similar to him then you can sue them. I can represent you. I'm not a lawyer but I've watched enough lawyer shows on TV and I'll dazzle the goofs in the jury with my fancy lawyer talk.
  37. Doc Scurlock

    I don't know if you've checked it out or not but you have your own post dedicated to you...

    I don't know if you've checked it out or not but you have your own post dedicated to you. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=387636&highlight=lynn+pops Stop by and grace us mere peons with your presence sometime. :)
  38. Doc Scurlock

    Hackers are using more sophisticated methods in gaining personal information

    I never used those stupid password hint questions. My dog's name: fjklsjsdkljfksdjkl9u90409jk That's all they get.
  39. Doc Scurlock

    Custom Soundtrack for Red Dead

    I just use the soundtracks from both Young Guns movies. Also, Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory album is also good as all the songs are western themed.
  40. Doc Scurlock

    Nikki Benz

    A wallpaper I made of The Swenz. http://www.opticongraphics.com/The_Swenz_Puma_Swede_and_Nikki_Benz-1451.html
  41. Doc Scurlock

    Puma Swede / Johanna from Sweden

    A wallpaper I made of The Swenz. http://www.opticongraphics.com/The_Swenz_Puma_Swede_and_Nikki_Benz-1451.html
  42. Doc Scurlock

    What age do you turn Milf?

    That's what I go by. You can't have 22 year olds as MILFs in porn.
  43. Doc Scurlock

    Fuckbox 360

    Just get a USB headset.
  44. Doc Scurlock

    Fuckbox 360

    Not a fanboy. I have both and prefer the PS3. Early on I'd give the edge to the 360 but the PS3 has surpassed it for me at this point.
  45. Doc Scurlock

    Zeina Heart

    A Zeina Heart wallpaper I made. http://www.opticongraphics.com/Zeina_Heart-1449.html
  46. Doc Scurlock

    rampage vs evans

    They've hyped this fight up real well. Hopefully it doesn't disappoint, I don't want to see a 10 second fight here. I'm thinking Evans takes this one as he's just better all around.
  47. Doc Scurlock

    Is Sarah Jessica Parket Hot?

    That is a lot of of airbrushing. God bless Photoshop.
  48. Doc Scurlock

    Fuckbox 360

    Get rid of it and get a PS3. Simple solution.
  49. Doc Scurlock

    Rate these Tits: Audrey Bitoni Edition

    Her boob job is the kind that only looks good as cleavage or just plain under clothes. When those things are set free it's not cool. It's a shame because I like her and she's an attractive woman who didn't really need to go all out in terms of a boob job.
  50. Doc Scurlock

    Is Sarah Jessica Parket Hot?

    No. I don't get why the media tries to say otherwise.
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