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    New nation, MasturbatioNation :)

    Twitter based sausage fest. I really dont see the appeal, I'm not interested in the masturbation habits of others and I sure as hell don't want to read them in 150 character blocks. I thought people grew ****** this kinda crap once they left their teenage years? "Anyone want horny chat?" - No...
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    Hello from Jules Jordan

    Welcome to the board, you do good work
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    Fantasy Fucking One - A Freeones Porn Parody

    It's written in homage to its **** poor roots of story telling.
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    Fantasy Fucking One - A Freeones Porn Parody

    All the best porn productions have their own parodies, so in true internet and Freeones tradition, I ask you the population of the board. To write with me, the cutting edge porn production that will redefine the porn industry. The place - Florida. The budget - 15 minutes of my free time. The...
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    How Cheap You Wanna Pay Fer A Booger???

    This is one of the reasons freeones is a **** hole now.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Fine, start a whole new thread about it. But the emails these guys receive must be a far more interesting read than the nonsensical ramblings of a mentally impaired, financially incompetent, socially retarded wanna be with delusions of grandeur.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Post them, seriously. I don't doubt you get bombarded with **** daily, but I think it would make for one hell of an entertaining blog.
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    my second life avi

    That's all well and good but you don't see me shoving my interests in your face through pointless, one sentence posts eh?
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    You don't have any money. That's what makes this so pathetic. This is boring and old now.
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    my second life avi

    Least you have something in common, fictionally popular and completely fucked up.
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    ashley jordan

    Thats Jordan Ashley. Right name, wrong way around! - - - Updated - - - Thats Jordan Ashley. Right name, wrong way around!
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    Tumblr Girl

    Photos of this girl are turning up in various places around the web, I assume she is a simple amateur but she is stunning. Anyone more familiar with her or seen more of her?
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    optimizing penis sensation? your thoughts

    Of course its not his fucking lady, read the link. Tips to improve sensation - 1) Stop masturbating, hardly rocket science. (Or if you cant stop, cut down) For the record stopping masturbation is not that hard, but then again you are young, you'll learn. 2) If your circumcised change your...
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    Which is my funniest user name?

    A grown man who still finds fart humour funny? I pity you.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    The government bought out 4 of the 6 colleges you went to? So you attended 6 colleges simultaneously or were kicked out of 6 on the trot? Either way, the fact that the "government" bought them, how does that affect your life? Are you saying you read a book and labelled yourself a qualified...
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    alana foxx

    Meh, average looks, average body - She's nothing special
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Given the fact that Jsmoothpa has such **** poor grasp of the English language its actually easier to just talk about him than to him. Isn't it amazing that every achievement has some totally explainable reason as to why it can't be backed up? Poetry contests that were really a scam, the...
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Immortalised for ever in meme form, that is brilliant and strangely familiar....
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    Issues with FREEONES and Mozilla Firefox

    Nope, no issues here and I'm on the latest version of Firefox
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    Prostitutes and Porn stars...Is their really a difference?

    You threw the first punch by insulting papgmp, so you have no right to say he is trying to bait you. You asked a question and he gave an answer. You started a thread with a pretty hot topic question and now seem to be intentionally trying to start up controversy. There are a lot of performers...
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    I just wonder how long it will take for him to realise I'm a guy.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Maybe I should let him penetrate me and I can evaluate his acting and performance skills. Chances are he would be to busy rapping in the mean time as to overlook my own gender clashing with his own. Then follow up with some bollocks about his prodigal savant sexual moves being so cutting...
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    Chrissy Taylor

    What ever happened to Chrissy, bumpage
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    Ask FreeOnes anything!

    There are enough smart questions and answers on the board, now we have them on tumblr as well?
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    Anyone Ever have Sex with Pornstar?

    Good for you, isn't there another thread asking this question just a single use of the search button away?
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    In The Spirit Of Halloween - Lily or Morticia?

    Lily Munster!
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    People, I have to concede that our friend here is not a troll, he is not looking for attention but he is in fact genuine in his belief. http://www.myspace.com/jessealmendarez584484882 He is an inventor, take special notice of his environmentally safe fuel emissions plans. He is a designer...
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    Food Porn is Responsible for Overeating

    Bollocks. Accept responsibility for your own actions, don't try and pass the buck because the man in the poster made you. Only morons write and in turn believe this rubbish.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Absolutely hilarious, I did a search for the hell of it and Anders is right, utter scam.
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    just got a haircut today.

    I usually ask for a short back and sides, what did you say? "Make me look mentally retarded!"
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    Lucy Pinder

    Amazingly the one photo they should've done is the one they didn't with a simple line up of all 4 girls together.
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    Real or Fake

    Sorry guys, Im gonna have to say false, I only watched the first video and they don't move right to me.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    I think you owe it to yourself to post those PMs openly for all of us to enjoy
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    sushi

    See what the world looks like? Why do you think I'm as cynical and bitter as I am? The fact that fallhell has mental issue doesn't afford him any sympathy from me, if you post stupid ****, or in his case, cries for attention then I will comment and not always politely. Read his blog, it is...
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    sushi

    Further proof you're a moron. And Fallhell, I think you have freeones confused with your lonely blog that no one reads.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    I felt the need to share our newest trolls fund raising skills - http://www.gofundme.com/ajnqc You will note the fortune he has accumulated.
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    Can someone translate asshole to English please?
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    Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

    This joke has run its course. The bad typing, the poor grammar and even poorer grasp of the English language isn't funny anymore. People point out what's wrong with your posts and ideas etc, but a troll like you is only getting what you want - The reaction. Any simpleton can write a porn movie...
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    Says the wanna be white knight.
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    ******* spammers! Moderators advised. Spammers! Moderators advised **********

    You realise just reporting the offending post is a lot quicker than creating a whole thread about it? Just speaking from experience....
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    So I've had a bad day

    Definitely sounds like the ex is just trying to twist in the *****. I wouldn't even bother with that element, be the bigger man and don't feed the troll. Sounds like good advice from Rey C though, I'd do what he suggests. As for the dog, I'm sorry to hear that, any pet for me would be a...
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    Felicia Clover / FTV Felicia

    At her best!
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    Rosie Jaye - AKA: Amy, Jaye, Jaye Lust, Jaye Rose, Jessica Dawson

    You could always have saved and posted it
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    Mary Jane Mayhem

    Subscribed and deliciously bumped
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    Favorite Blondes (no hardcore)

    Re: Nothing but blondes Bleached blonde, black roots, fake tits.... 'bout a dime a dozen, watch the names roll in!
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    best girl at sucking Dick ( Heather Brooke or Sabrina Deep)

    Heather Brooke doesn't suck dick, she goes halfway to swallowing a novelty size penis as a party trick then eats the cum with all the sensuality and sex appeal of watching someone cross the street. Sabrina, I can't say because I'm not really familiar with her work (Sorry Sabrina!). If I had...
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    Need ur suggestions on babes .....

    Whats the distinction? They once posed naked, now the pose naked with a dick hanging out of their body.
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    Scarlett who? - redhead from WeAreHairy.com

    Can we get a bump for this girl?
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    It's a well known fact

    Oh Sam, just fuck off. You've resorted to flat out baiting of other members to get the attention you so childishly crave. Were you not held enough as a *****? Always picked last for kick ball? Or are you such a fucking loser in life that this is how you choose to act. Even on something as...
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    A woman puts on weight

    Neither, frankly she is repulsive in both images. If you want to gauge a woman looking better, before or after weight gain, pick a woman that at least starts off looking good.
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