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  1. Facetious

    Should I drop out of college?

    IIRC, you were a foreign relations and history major, would that be correct? If correct, it would seem to me that a foreign relations type of degree would be essential in todays job market, are you inflexible about relocation? Anyway, I'd cut it off and be proud of your current achievements...
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    Do women get lighter sentences for burglary?

    How can you be a functional human component in a burglary and not expect to receive the same punishment as your co conspirators? hear here! :yesyes:
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    edit (double) :o

    edit (double) :o
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    After all, he is ''Shifty". Did you think that your spot was somehow going to get compromised...

    After all, he is ''Shifty". Did you think that your spot was somehow going to get compromised during your brief absence? :tinhat: :tongue: Lock those doors now! :D j/k :P
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    Thee Orange cat

    dgyWCqOdFm4 :*****: :angels:
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    Nicolas Cage. Good actor?

    Boy, what you need is some excitement! You'd be surprised what a fresh gaping live in the flesh vagina could produce! :1orglaugh :P
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    I am getting addicted 2 Alanah Rae but is she from Irsrael !!

    timon is the real deal good man, don't reduce him to having to explain himself again, he's as fine and as fair minded of a gentleman that your going to find in the world. Additionally, timon has also demonstrated himself to be a reliable and accurate news correspondent over the previous weeks ...
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    Do you think idiots should be ****** and crucified?

    Don't dodge the question . . . Do you really want to lick a pussy? Well, do ya punk, huh? huh? :1orglaugh :tongue: ...BTW, I like your IE software idea :clap:, I was wondering if there was a ''script recognition/script forensics'' evaluator type of software available so we can pinpoint...
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    Nicolas Cage. Good actor?

    Yes, all films considered, Cage is a ''good'' actor, but Christian Slater plays the better bad guy. . . . .IMO at least. ;) Cage is certainly not going to be the next gen. Chris Walken, you can count on that.
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    Your First Post

    Re: Your First Post It had something to do with Robert Mugabe, inflated currency and $20,ooo rolls of toilet paper. ;)
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    Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Fiend represents everything that's wrong in society today, it's just too bad that his boys have to carry the burden of his shortcomings.
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    Let the interrogation begin... When did you get into D-town? Had you ever been there before...

    Let the interrogation begin... When did you get into D-town? Had you ever been there before? Did you drive or fly? Aside from the ''Banquet :****: ****'', What else has prompted your move to D town... are you going to school there.... pursuing a new job opportunity... hooking back up with...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    t0OVpyvey4U
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Who, me? It's all L3ggy's fault, he started it ! :jester: :tongue: yRkovnss7sg
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Yea and it's ''brave'' Ulysses :o See what happens when I go out for drinks @F†eR woRKK? ...HiccuP! :) ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    Tales of Great Ulysses :)
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    Girls in boots!

    ''These boots are made for walkin That's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!'' :D * ^ Click for full resolution :bowdown:
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    Georgis ppolitician wants to make miscarriages a crime

    ^ Has severe sociopathic tendencies (can't have an adult conversation w/out ridiculing his counterpart).:thefinger: In other words, it's not an actual human being until it takes it's first breath of smoggy air unassisted, however, any time prior to the actual birth taking place, the...
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    Georgis ppolitician wants to make miscarriages a crime

    Dayom! I'd better boot my beeatch in the groin lickity split b'fore the gumment starts to investigate these matters! :surprise::eek: Wh....... where is she! :hammer: Another way to look at this is, how do we know with any certainty that this :uhem: "representative'' is a true right winger...
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    Taco Bell Sells Horsemeat

    As long as the horses are ''free range'' there shouldn't be any problem. :tongue:
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    Charlie Sheen

    nl5gBJGnaXs ............................................ ^ Charlie's brain ^ :nono: :cthulhu:
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    Confessions of a middle aged, middle class shoplifter

    Full Story I was just taking a little bit...... just this one time! :dunno: besides... those fookin capitalists should give back for all of the money I spend here! :cussing: :1orglaugh :tongue:
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    Victoria Justice

    Re: Victoria Justice WOW ! Cute but very thin and fragile... keep her away from Chuck Sheen and all of his blow! :eek:
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    Led Zeppelin

    Still in search of that mysterious confounded bridge? :dunno:
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    Hey, Nick.... Look here at this piece of ass!

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    Obama: It's time for Libya's Gadhafi to go

    Re: Obama: It's time for Libya's Gadhafi to go That would be like justine bieber telling me what to do :1orglaugh Trust me, world leaders don't take your potus seriously, everybody knows that he's a hand fed weakling who has been living off of the working people's dime all of his life, he's...
  28. Facetious

    California

    Led Zeppelin, The song remains the same live album, right?
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    California

    : and...... Jerry.... :uhem: :love-smi: Adult Image Hosting :clap: The eighties were beautiful! No scientology freaks to speak of other than Tom Cruise and Silicon Valley manufacturing went away from the day that Bill Clinton said ''Most favored nation trade status'' (China) info -...
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    Do you like bananas.......

    They (nanas) appear to be a wee bit on the green side in order to make a messy pie... do call again on Tuesday.
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    The Final Countdown

    Especially now that we have to hitch hike a ride from the ruskies in order to get up to the space station. :facepalm: What has America come to? We're just a flustering fumblin nation, thanks to our flustering fumbling government! :helpme: don't get me started :ak47: ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Jimmy Page • Paul Rodgers in ''The Firm'' Circa 1984 YDjRFTIhxnA&playnext=1&list=PL47A574E7B3D19F3
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    The Final Countdown

    Discovery's last voyage :hatsoff: Have a safe return. UpVClvUzhPA
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    Show your pets!

    ^ I didn't know that you had a kit kat! What is he eating there? Adult Image Hosting :clap:
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    You're on my list, mr.!! :mad: :flame: :D You are added :glugglug:

    You're on my list, mr.!! :mad: :flame: :D You are added :glugglug:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    AC√DC • Whole lotta Rosie • circa '78 AC√DC • She's Got The Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, she's got the Jack! Circa '79 r1yAT95EVfI
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ^ I use to think that that was Aerosmith for the longest time. 4Sa0MkWoeTk&feature=related
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    double posty, sorry :o

    double posty, sorry :o
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    Thought you might! What kinds of critters might you encounter in the wild near your home?

    Thought you might! What kinds of critters might you encounter in the wild near your home?
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    Thanks, Chief! It's ''Heather Wild/ Tasty Gina/ Denisa Brazdova, a long time favorite of mine...

    Thanks, Chief! It's ''Heather Wild/ Tasty Gina/ Denisa Brazdova, a long time favorite of mine. :lovecoupl :D :hatsoff: Lots & lots of **** going down in your state this week eh? I sure hope that both sides can come to some kind of mutual agreement before it spills over onto the rest of the...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Ozzy • You Can't **** Rock and Roll ......(Not a cover) RIP RR :bowdown: BwNxMCUngNk
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    Moammar, Muahammar, Mohammar... Quadaffi, Khadafi or Ghadaffi? :dunno:

    I have only known Kadaffi to be referenced as ''colonel'' . . . . ''The King of Kings'' eh? Not surprising. :facepalm: Didn't I hear on the news that Libya provides 2% of America's oil resources?.... Or was it 2% of the total accumulated supply coming out of OPEC? If the former, a 2% loss...
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    Popular breakfast cereals - that really suck

    Raisin Bran because I'm not a big fan of dried fruit.
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    Flashback: Reagan on Unions...

    :tinhat:
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    Your ONE Favorite 80's Hair Metal Song!

    Adult Image Hosting Dee forever! :bowdown: :1orglaugh 3nYeN5rBGgs
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    I just woke up at 5:00 PM!

    Sugar and spice! :D
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    Good evening or Saturday AM to you, Oh, wise one of the wolves . :D

    Good evening or Saturday AM to you, Oh, wise one of the wolves . :D
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    So what do u think of the new Carmella Bing?

    I'd pop her cherry.... maybe after a dozen biers or halfway blacked out on *****. : glugglug:
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    I just woke up at 5:00 PM!

    Re: I just woke up at 5:00 PM! *******! :clap::D :tongue:
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