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Welcome, you are, young Danizingo. Thanks for the add. :hatsoff: :glugglug: :wave:

According to the National Enquirer we are all going to die next month on the 11th.

talks dirty

Runs Maggie's Farms. 'She fines you every time you slam the door'.

Is smooth, real smooth.

lollipop

Oh that were a good ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP94PlEtsEQ

I only saw people wearing the baseball cap since coming back to the States. At least, with almost every guy wearing one. For myself, I don't look good in them. The only one that has ever suited me was the Russian one: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/PutinDM_228x321.jpg

Thanks man! (Stuck it in...).

Sandra posted an April Fool's joke in 2008 about a DP scene on her forum. Or 2007. In that scene the OP posted in 2006 she just watches the others have sex. The most she does is hold the guy's cock, or take it into her mouth. It is a picture set and a video. It is doubtful Sandra would do...

The blind leading the blind, deaf, difficult and dumb.

Has the artist formerly known as Prince's relative now joined FreeOnes?

Always slams the door when he leaves. How hard can it be to simply pull the door shut quietly when you go out or return? The walls actually shake. To make it worse, he has ants in his pants. Otherwise the fellow is quiet.

Oki this just blows me away. This was found by Indian spacecraft, nogal*: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8272144.stm * An Afrikaans word meaning no less, or of all things.

Virginia. There's always a first time.

Re: What you watching right now! Sadly, the last of Stargate Atlantis. Here is a little tink on bottles: http://www.noob.us/entertainment/inspector-gadget-theme-song-played-on-****-bottles/

I don't know why but I just find this hilarious. http://www.noob.us/humor/om-nom-nom-bird/

It's a dog's life.

Behind the scenes of 'Final Destination'.

Oh. Boy. I thought I had problems growing up.

Aw man why didn't I think of this? Scare your girlfriend with some head: http://www.noob.us/humor/how-to-****-up-your-girlfriend-with-your-long-stick/ Hilarious. :) :1orglaugh

Oki everyone sing along: http://www.noob.us/humor/wrong-hole/ :sing: 'I Stuck It In the Wrong Ho ooo oooooole:sing:

^^ :eek: I know, stinks, doesn't it? :rolleyes:

'Boobies Take Everything Bad Away', Off the Boat: http://www.noob.us/humor/boobies-take-everything-bad-away/

Well he didn't ask for a reward. At least there's that.

MINE!!! Muwahahahaha.

Some cock up there. No pun intended.

party

WHoopsi, Eric Dane and Gayheart are suing over the sex tape: http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/eric-dane-rebecca-gayheart-sue-over-nude-tape-1521971.story?GT1=28135#m=FD22CT6_9MN

Waxes whimsical wishing white women with pink bare feet and dark hair show up.

sprinkles

Umm...the chance to hijack a thread and turn it into a list of complaints disorder? :1orglaugh :2 cents:

15 899 friends.

That is a ray of light in these people's lives. He will probably land up sharing a lot of that 7 figure wealth, as much as he gets of it.

Fits right in with the bald head, one day old designer stubble and Armani suit. Its made for the 21C modern man, and his blonde boss. I hope they blow it to smithereens in the next Bond movie.

road

***** time

woman

tea

Never give up, never surrender.

flares

It is a simple explanation that is long overdue. The corporation leaders know this. Government know this. Yet, as simple as this is laid out, they don't want to pay attention. The problem is not this video, it is that this growth pattern has been allowed to carry on for generation after...

Oki, got your pens and papers? Right, here's what's going to happen. About 57 million people will be unemployed. This means that, due to - I am just spelling it out here - the lack of income, the lack of fluid assets, just general lack of anything, without the buying power of millions of people...

Nah, that's David Icke. (Pronounced Ickey). Chuck Norris will finally be defeated. :nanner:

Is a little known member of a secret group within the cartel managed by powerful financiers. It is called the "Distinct Elite'. Their function is to bring any group, organisation or corporation opposed to being part of the changes today, to its knees, up to the point of using deadly *****. He...

Can help me bake some philosophical cakes for Lungzyn.

nothing begun

Will burp twice after watching another episode of the Simpsons.

A Man Needs A Maid My life is changing in so many ways I don't know who to trust anymore There's a shadow running thru my days Like a beggar going from door to door. I was thinking that maybe I'd get a maid Find a place nearby for her to stay. Just someone to keep my house clean, Fix my meals...