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Pitch something profoundly disturbing.

Tia, I'm gonna jerk off to you today if you don't mind. Thanks!

Not exactly a turn on, but it's nice to have someone else that also smells like a cigarette hag. We can stink together.

Hahaha, I'm sure we're all catches.

I've tried, but I just can't muster the energy while sitting in a stall. There's something so...restricting about it. I think I'd rather draw on the stall.

No. Give up hope.

I'm just disappointed there wasn't any room on the curriculum for Emperor Norton.

fuck it obamacare my deep blue eyes why i oughtta

Who wouldn't? A square, that's who.

ugh.

Tried one and it was an awkward, gimmicky piece of ****.

Maybe noteworthy wasn't the best word.

He has yet to do anything noteworthy. He is, on the other hand, cool as hell when he smokes.

What the hell was he supposed to do? It's was BP's mess to clean up. As much as I dislike him, it still makes me laugh when people blame it on Obama.

you're fathers DEAD

So far, he's been completely ineffectual, but I expect him to bungle something.

A little over thick (ie. carmella bing), but not obese I'd say.

These situations always remind me of passive aggressive roommates, but they use weapons in lieu of post-it notes.

Bring it on, chinamen!!!!

Haha, good one. You should feel the same about straight marriage. There is literally no benefit to anybody besides the couple, be it straight or gay marriage.

^Do you not read your own posts?^ Nobody is calling you a racist, so why even bring it up?

The Perfect Shitstorm

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Don't turn this into a race thing. This is a stupidity thing.

Why? This is evidence enough that he shouldn't be held accountable. This is what happens when you don't look both ways before you dance in the street.

Jesus god that is amazing.

As much as I like specialty grinds or whatever, my main go-to is Maxwell House. There's nothing quite like a coffee and a cigarette.

dude did you read ANY of his posts???? lol I'd call this circular logic, but it's more like when you try to draw a circle very carefully, thinking it's going to turn out alright, but then you don't even make the connection to the starting point and shout "GODDAMNIT!" It looks more like an...

"Stop! Don't!"

his boring Man, this turned into a nice shitstorm. I'm sure they hold some resentment, you're probably just tolerated.

Jesus, wipe your tears. It's embarrassing.

Pass that ****, dude.

I welcome it!

Let's deconstruct... Fantastic. You more than likely resent them. So what significance does this have? Great, they do that because they resent you. Again, your point? Are you suggesting that your less than significant experiences...wait...what are you even suggesting? Great, you know gay...

So you don't think denying a certain group of the same rights and privileges, based on nothing, of straight married couples is fucked up? Please explain the values of this so called majority. Also, shitty story, but is there a point? They isolate themselves because you're around. That's not...

All you need is a ruler.

I'm pretty sure they don't have a program for that.

Just wedged under her, THEN you take her to the Waffle House to show your gratitude.

Nobody is grabbing each others dicks willy-nilly. On the whole parenting note, that's completely in the hands of the parent. The community shouldn't have to bear the responsibility for other's shitty ****. Discretion: use it. I'm just going to assume you haven't been to any of those rallies...

********* and covered.

Wow, they picked a god awful person to speak for everyone. They should repeal that PDQ. You should, because an etch-a-sketch isn't a valid blueprint. Stop screwin' around, we have to build this house!

True, but you're assuming that having equal rights is a Communism thing. Nobody is saying "welp now every has to be gay to be equal!" This gives gay couples the same benefits as straight married couples. Plus, I think we can all agree that Ellen is plain gelatin.

Why is Communism being brought into play? It has absolutely nothing to do with the event.

Nobody is shoving anything in your face, so stop flattering yourself. Being uncomfortable about it is your own deal that you should probably work on. Of course it's in the media, it's a huge civil rights event. I had no intention of doing that at all. Again, we all have our kinks, who am I to...

Why wouldn't I have an opinion of values and culture? It's the stuff of life. I'm not that apathetic, just disillusioned. I don't know...I just "think" about "things" rather than accepting things like an obedient dog.

True. You're right, I can't. You have my full permission to continue to make an ass out of yourself.

Please get out of this thread. You've said nothing that has any value and you're gunking up the works. So please, get out. Act your age, young man. I'm sorry about the "one line" posts. I'm to-the-point.

I've said this a quarter of a billion times...AZLEA. Maybe Wendy Knight, too.

Am I missing something or are these parades going on for months/years at a time? The parades are predominantly gay, nobody is making a fool of themselves. There's a parade in SF that happens every April called St. Stupids Day. There are a bunch of silly people doing stupid ****, a lot of which...