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I said put that on ICE...jeeeze!

winters coming, she can come and shovel my driveway anytime...dressed like that.

I'm in, sent in my ********** today...Goodluck everyone!

My wife recently bought for us a doggie style strap...needless to say that thing is awesome. Right in the middle of banging her from behind w/ that strap wrapped around her, I blurted out,"You are the smartest woman I know."

Heather Summers site is tight! Best of luck to whoever wins that pass.

and Jared from Subway

Thats one of those new fancy self erecting tents

well that just about covers it.

How about its rocket surgery... or was it brain rocketry?

12.5 years of T&A and free giveaways...sweet!

I'd like to buy a vowel...

I think that was on Spike's 1000 ways to die////

as soon as the cat was finished with the dog he was planning to go to town on that fool who kicked him...I beatz yore azz

YEAH GWAR just got a female vocalist!

Well Seth MacFarlane is back at it once more...what's up with the Judo Gi too?

its a classic in the making

I suppose there is nothing wrong living up in trees like an Ewok

100% with you on that one

I guess there are no limits to what might be the next extreme motor sport event.

Put your hands in air and wave em' like just don't care

Nice! Welcome Victoria.

Someone took the time to custom machine that metal rig...I can only imagine the buzzz around the shop that day; "Hey Dave how's those cam levers comin'?' "Pretty good man, just gotta get this bag and crank puller done and I'll be right on those cams." "No worries, Dave."

WHAT! no syrup, what kind of storm trooper are you?

it was only fitting that ass hair salon moved next to the ass hat retail outlet store.

Woot Wooot! Woooooooo

A for effort or something like that...besides I think my company is hiring

You just don't fry a turkey in the garage...bad things happen

Hey there is nothing wrong with trying to build your own brand...as yourself.

The underpants gnomes is still a favorite of mine

uh...to the bat cave:clap:

Re: Would you hire an adult starlett to be your show pony for the nite if u were club I'm not proud and shallow (or not broke), but if I was I'd sure as **** hire one of them there ladies.

Cold Chinese food and warm Dr. Pepper...I live a sad life...HOWEVER the impending burps are epic.

The front line is everywhere

The open road soon leads to open legs

Yes, he's a zit covered, cheeto munching,model painting nerd who scours the internet for porn...hold on wait...nevermind

Brunette all day, please.

Check out Amazing Ty's cohorts Denni O and Naughty Alysha...or all of Sticky Video films...I mean not like I would know or anything, ahem.

My Entry

Bummer I'm gonna miss the little guy

Claudio Sanchez of Coheed and Cambria, saw them recently great show and great albums.

The good old days when it took minutes to download a single porn image.

uh wut? cucumber dressing

I just want to know if it was found in a bar, was it being used as a bar coaster?

King Koopa: Evil cold blooded Godzilla like tyrant

I want to know why he doesn't have a cigarette in his mouth?

Does that count as a Donkey Punch

Awkward....

excellent stuff...more please

Some how I think the pages are going to stick together more so.

I love fucking girls on their back while they grab the heels on their shoes. Its so hot and slutty to leave the high heel shoes on.