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I have a strange request. Can anyone name the girl in my avatar? I forgot where I picked this picture up at but I don't remember it displaying her name anywhere. Any help would be much appreciated.

Re: Tila ******* Signs Agreement To Shoot Hardcore Movie? I just hope it doesn't suck. . . . .no pun intended.

Of all time? Hmmmm, I always found myself being unable to say no to the buxom and gorgeous Jane Darling.

I wouldn't kick either one of them out of the bed.

First of all, I dont smoke. Women are my vice, friend.:D Secondly, just because you can't read between the lines doesn't make me a liar. This is what I get for taking advice from an English professor and try to edit myself. I said that the overall consensus that sums up what they felt was "fuck...

You make absolutely no sense here. :dunno: This article didn't even mention anything about President Obama or who voted for who. I sent them a link to the story and asked their opinion of the matter. They told me that they really wouldn't give a damn if they had been in that position. The...

*checks watch* Right on time. I knew you wouldn't be late.:wave: Now the party is complete.

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

I asked a few black buds of mine about this type of thing and their consensus on this issue is summed up with a shrug followed by two words: :dunno: "Fuck 'em."

Thanks for the rep points

LOL! I am in rare form today. I am gonna attribute that to devouring more than the recommended dose of fish at the sushi bar earlier today

You are correct. I used to get pissed off whenever someone beat Bama or any other team that I happened to like. Its no different than any other place around the country. We have our teams and we stick by them til the bitter end. We also have some storied rivalries down here like Mississippi...

Good Idea, but anyone else but Chuck since he now has the knockout power of a soft boiled egg. Anyway, I am not at all surprised by this. Everyone knew what a world class jackass Tito was before he and Jenna hooked up. He probably got mad cause he couldn't get it up and then started thinking...

Lets not forget Ole Miss. They aren't the biggest bear in the SEC, but they sure as hell are aggressive and have the potential to send you home ****** if you underestimate them. I personally **** LSU because those damn rowdy ass Cajuns are some of the biggest **** talking ******* idiots around...

Aww you guys are just jealous. The dominance of the SEC is so radiant and so brilliant that it attracts the haters like flies to manure. The PAC 10 is such a pussy weak conference. There are one or two Lion like schools in that conference and the rest are just deer for the slaughter. In the SEC...

Sorry ***, but a man once said that the South shall rise again, but who could have foreseen this? SEC FTW!!:nanner::bowdown:

I just wanna say that 49 of the players taken in this draft were from the SEC. . . . .so ummm....yeah, eat it:thefinger The SEC once again shows its dominance over college football with 4 consecutive national championships and having the most players drafted from a conference since 1991...WOOT!

ROFL! Man, this guy must have been getting really friggin high to post this retarded ****.

Yeah me too. She kinda creeps me out now.:eyeso:

Eh, college. I fucked around a lot mostly cause I didn't know what I wanted to do with myself, and still don't today but to a lesser extent. I took a lot of biology classes though. What I said above also explains in part why it is so hard to take a **** with a boner. Most of the time, for me...

You are absolutely correct, it can't be done. When the body is anticipating ejaculation, the tube that connects to your bladder is completely shut off while the vas deferens, which delivers the sperm, is wide open. This prevents you from ******* inside the women in turn poisoning her because she...

I for one approve of what Singeltary is doing. This past season they took some of the elite teams down to the wire. I honestly believe if they had a few more elements last year, they probably could have made the playoffs. We'll see what the old hall of famer has up his sleeve this year though:D

That guy is friggin fast! According to what I heard, he ran as fast as Jahvid Best and he out weighs him by 21lbs. Looks big and beefy too.

:scream::rofl::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I see this thread quickly turned into a dick waggling competition.

You got that right. Someone actually had the nerve to put Brittany Skye and Brianna Banks on the list. They are fuckable at best.

*facepalm* To believe this type of idiocy still exists. Did I some how get transfered back to the dark ages without me knowing it? Next you are gonna tell me that the Earth is the center of the Universe and it only exists on a 2 dimensional plane.:rolleyes:

Max Hardcore. . . .EWWWW

AAAAH! My secret is out! How could I have been so careless!?!?!?:mad: Sorry pal. I hardly call that boasting. Just stating a fact.:thefinger I could understand had I said something implying that I am the greatest pussy eater of all time or that I have a 14 inch garden snake in me trousers, but...

I don't care. I am a fucking pussy hound! As long as its clean and shaven so I can eat the hell out of it, I don't give a ****.

How dare all of you insult the mighty and holy Tim Tebow!:bowdown: BLASPHEMY!!

Most black people I know **** that term as well. They tell me that they'd rather be called black. Hell, even the word 'colored' can pass from time to time. From my understanding, as long as no one utters the "N" word(and not be black...I know, double standard), then everything is cool.

That Tebow move can only be described with one word. . . .EPIC!!! No one saw that **** coming. I saw it on ESPN and Mel Kiper Jr.'s face damn near hit the floor LOL! The fact that there are still guys left who were thought to be potential first rounders just goes to show how deep this draft is...

6.Seahawks - Russel Okung 7.Browns - Joe Haden 8.Raiders - Rolando McClain(This surprised the **** outta me...but its the raiders sooo....) 9.Bills - C.J. Spiller

Thank you! I was tired of sounding like a retarded every time I tried to describe it to someone.

Well I gotta give it to the guy. Even though he knows that some people in his party are afraid of him and he knows that the Republican Party has isolated many minorities, He has not let that compromise his belief system and still stands firmly on the right. Talk about dauntless commitment. Are...

Anyone know what the hell this device is called? For lack of a name, I have just been calling it a pussy spreader.:dunno:

Your not the only one. That chick in the Street Fighter Cammy outfit has a crazy ass on her. Check this out too. Chick has some Tig ol Bitties! http://www.flickr.com/photos/bellechere/

I hear ya man. That is the problem with a draft that is too deep with talent. Teams have needs and it just so happens that every team that is up front have the most needs and all the positions that they have needs for are filled with some very promising talent. Honestly, this draft is pretty...

LOL! If the Lions get Osi Umenyiora and then draft Ndamukong Suh added on to the fact that they already have Kyle Vanden Bosch, that front line will be beastly in addition to setting a record for having the most players with the most unique sounding names on a defensive line.:D

Damn, that chick in the second gif has some ass too! She looks brazilian.

Man that she does! I can't shake the feeling though that I have seen it somewhere before:confused:

Its draft day! Finally!! I have been waiting for this since the end of the Super Bowl. This is pretty much the only NFL action you are gonna get for the next 4 months.

Saw this chick on a few episodes of Ass parade. She goes by the name Ana. I wonder if she has done anything else? The bangbros bio says that she goes by other names(Mary Jane, Eve, and Rosa), but haven't been able to turn up squat. Any help would be appreciated...

Damn. Lots of uncut cocks out there...

Damn, I am not even a Texans fan and I felt bad after seeing that schedule.:(

Be honest now.:D

Man forget about her, who's ass is that in your avatar?

Damn. Gonna miss the Gecko.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? I have too many obsessions at the moment. In no particular order: Isis Taylor, Kapri Styles, Lisa Ann, Rachel Starr, Jane Darling, and Kelly Divine. If the list gets any bigger, I might just have to amputate my right hand:yesyes: