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  1. Bearded_Menace

    Dumb Americans

    I know you Brits will probably get a kick out of this stuff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkHFk2hV28
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    Is 60gb Of Porn Too Much? Or A Normal Amount For This Site?

    Oh good. . . .Wait, does that include Hard Drives set up in RAID?
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    Gary Coleman fighting for his life

    Damn, he's dead?
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    I **** Nancy Grace

    Sounds like she just needs to be fucked stupid one good time. I am sure her whole persona will do a 180 if that happens. That is usually all that bitchy women need to set em straight. Let ***** fuck you like a savage and she'll be all smiles and chocolate tomorrow morning.:thumbsup:
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    Ozzy Osbourne leaves fans screaming at Madam Tussauds

    Ozzy is the fucking man! Period! No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
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    rampage vs evans

    Wrong! Deacon Jones is gonna win this one.
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    Gary Coleman fighting for his life

    I think the fact that he is in the hospital means that the Gooch did get him. . .
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    Cheating...Is It Forgivable?

    Ah, you'd fit in well in an Islamic country my friend. Asalamalakum.
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    Foxconn Makes Employees Promise Not to **** Themselves

    I laughed so hard at this **** when I read it. I wonder if that makes me evil?
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Steve Spurrier was the very definition of EPIC FAILURE. In other news, **** just keeps getting worse for our boy JizzMarcus: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jc-russellgrievance052710
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    Mma fighter charged in burtal ******

    what the hell is "burtal"?:confused:
  12. Bearded_Menace

    Little Lupe's Breast Implants

    yeah, she should have talked to whoever did Sophie Dee's boob job, or better yet, Ricki White.
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    Critics: 'Airbender' & 'Prince' were 'whitewashed'

    Don't know what the hell 'Airbender' is but I did play the old school 'Prince of Persia' game as well as the Sands of Time Trilogy released on the PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube. As a general rule of thumb, I usually avoid video game movies as they are usually on the high end of the totem pole when it...
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    Greatest Center In NBA History

    Man, this was a tough list. Kudos to whoever put it together. I narrowed it down to Kareem and Bill Russel. Anytime anyone makes up a rule because you are just being too damn dominate and then names that rule using your name, from that day forth, you and everyone else know that you are the...
  15. Bearded_Menace

    Why do brides smile on their Wedding Day?

    It's basically the same phenomenon that happens when a *** gets a brand new puppy. Actually, it is EXACTLY the same thing. She knows that she now has a brand new pet that will probably obey her every command.
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    Anyone else find Amy Reid Hot?

    Yeah, I agree with you. She's okay.
  17. Bearded_Menace

    Vote the best guitarist

    :yesyes:
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    Rand Paul: Racist

    Agreed.
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    Rand Paul: Racist

    Very Racist. The racism has only retreated below the surface in an effort to move with more guile and cunning.
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    Rand Paul: Racist

    :popcorn:
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    Hef Losing His Pimp Hand?

    :hit:
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    Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'

    No, he should have pulled over and taken a page right out of PIMP Philosophy 101 and did this: Uploaded with ImageShack.us I bet he received some good lovin when he got home too.:1orglaugh
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    I'm a racist.

    Gotta be the Ritz Carlton. That place has really gone down hill.
  24. Bearded_Menace

    Jewish groups slam Arizona immigration law

    :yesyes: Spot on.
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    Woman died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush in her buttocks

    I don't know, but sounds sexy!:nanner:
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    Alicia Keys Pulls A Reverend Wright

    I have to say no to this particular theory. Most black people I know told me that they don't really give a rats ass about slavery as much as they do the events that came after it. I believe its a common misconception that slavery is the main thing that gets under their skin. But hell, I'm just...
  27. Bearded_Menace

    Alicia Keys Pulls A Reverend Wright

    The Black Panther party of yesterday really despises the New Black Panther Party from what I remember. Its much the same way as how the KKK despises Nazis. Its funny how all these extremists groups try to preach brotherhood but can't seem to get along with people who have the same ideals as...
  28. Bearded_Menace

    Alicia Keys Pulls A Reverend Wright

    Dude, I'd hit that even if she was wearing one of those old school black panther uniforms. Actually, that sounds kinda hot in a weird way.....Yeah, I know, I got problems. Wanna fight about it? :thefinger
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    Car-Hacking, the Crime of the Future?

    Just hearing things makes me think of "Ghost in the Shell". Having your car hacked? Seriously!? I think the mob just found a new way to have people whacked without anyone being none the wiser.
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    Black History classes now ****** in Arizona

    Simply put, Hell no. Haven't we already proven that?
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    Black History classes now ****** in Arizona

    I don't believe anyone has any idea how they built the pyramids. They are over 5500 years old and were supposed to have been built when the Egyptians didn't have the wheel(supposedly). In any case, if I hear one more fucking 'aliens built the pyramid' theory, My baseball bat and myself are gonna...
  32. Bearded_Menace

    Your Ideal Body Type For a Woman

    OH man! She is fine as hell! Never heard of her until now.
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    I'm a racist.

    True. All my black friends stay in MOTEL 6. Don't blame 'em though, $39.95 is a hard bargain to pass up for something remotely humane.
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    Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'

    *whistles* Trust me, women LOVE when you show a little primal ********* every now and again.:thumbsup:
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    Rome And The U.S.: Compare

    Hmmm..Burrittos and Dos Equis or Sarah Palin as President? Violent **** Cartel vs Woman who didn't know where Africa was. Big goofy hats and worthless currency or 4 years of NeoCon rule? Bah, too hard. I'll just go to Brazil.
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    Rome And The U.S.: Compare

    EEEEk!! Please tell me you guys have room in Canada.
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    Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'

    See, this is what happens when we are not allowed to deliver a firm backhand to a woman's face. They cease to fear you and then become habitual line steppers.
  38. Bearded_Menace

    I'm a racist.

    Hahaha! I find this guy to be hilarious. Too bad I can't give him more rep points for a while. Isn't humanity just grand? The irony that I see on a day to day basis has ceased being funny a long time ago.
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    Rome And The U.S.: Compare

    Ummmm, Cleopatra was Greek and never ruled rome. Octavious made sure of that. He must be talking about Justinian of the Eastern half of the Roman Empire. Even still, that notion is highly innacurate. Rome didn't fall because of one bad man, but because of several.
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    Look for the biggest cock for deepthroat

    11 inches is far too big. Hell, most women **** it when you ram their cyrvix accidentally. They **** it even more when you do it intentionally. To quote one of my girlfriends "There is good pain and then there is just pain".
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    Boston Vs. Orlando? Who you got?

    Agreed!! :thumbsup: Looks like Phoenix is gonna **** that ass with a sand paper condom though. I gotta go for the Magic though seeing as how the Celtics knocked the Akron Hammer out of the playoffs. Plus, I like Dwight Howard.
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    I'm a racist.

    Fine, is the term apes more to your liking?
  43. Bearded_Menace

    Rome And The U.S.: Compare

    Inept rulers, life altering weather conditions(severe drought usually being the main culprit), pandemics, financial ruin, dwendalling military power, fierce competition from rivals, and then being eventually overrun by said rivals. You know, the usual. A lot of these causes are the direct...
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    I'm a racist.

    It's okay, everyone is a little racist. I am a racist myself, though I don't **** any particular sect of mankind. I **** ALL of you. The whole goddamn barrel of monkeys! You all sicken me to no end. Yeah I know, mysanthropy is a bitch.
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    Metal legend Ronnie James Dio dead at 67

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Not DIO!! Lemme get this straight, Brett Micheals gets spared by the Reaper but he saw fit to take Dio!? THOSE ARE SOME FUCKED UP PRIORITIES REAPER MAN!!!!!
  46. Bearded_Menace

    Witness says Taylor Did Not **** Teen

    Ummm, what if the woman hits you first? By law you are well in your right to beat the snot out of her if that happens.
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    Halle Berry or Tyra Banks

    LOL. I actually agree with you about Tyra probably being an undercover freak. I bet she could ride a dick until your balls exploded. Man, that fucking forehead of hers is huge though.
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