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  1. Sicario

    Is this weird.

    Only if she happens to be your ******, but in some parts, that's perfectly normal. :eek:
  2. Sicario

    What the Hell???

    It shouldn't amaze you in the least bit. Look at the current fund raiser for Haiti, in this troubled economy with millions of more people out of work and decreased ****** budgets, where are people finding money to donate? Another way to look at this is that your money is not really your money...
  3. Sicario

    Thanks for the rep jod0565! :thumbsup: Very cool of you. :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep jod0565! :thumbsup: Very cool of you. :hatsoff:
  4. Sicario

    Thanks for the belated rep amigo! :thumbsup: :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the belated rep amigo! :thumbsup: :hatsoff:
  5. Sicario

    Squirting

    I would only hope that her holy pussy water would miraculously cure male impotence and female incontinence, and after thousands of confirmed miracles, she would be canonized by the church and named St. Cytheria. :angels: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
  6. Sicario

    Hustler's This Ain't Dancing with the Stars

    Don't worry about it mate. Internet pirates are probably ripping this **** up and posting it everywhere as we speak. Hustler is just using press releases to keep current. Supposedly they are making This Ain't AVATAR XXX in 3D later this year. That too will get pirated.
  7. Sicario

    puff puff ski

    ^^^ But try not to crash into any trees while skiing. It could be hazardous to your health. ^^^
  8. Sicario

    Israel's rebranding efforts in Haiti

    The last time I checked, the Haitians never sent suicide bombers into Israel or launched any scud missiles at them. Who fucking cares where the IDF decides to send their rescue teams. By the same token, the US is sending Haiti almost a Billion dollars in aide through donations and US Govt...
  9. Sicario

    The Pink Taco Restaurant

    Thanks for the update. :hatsoff:
  10. Sicario

    My POSSIBLE Hiatus/Retirement

    Re: Update! Hey Kimora, good for you. The more you empower yourself, the better off you will be. I have a question regarding your future goals. Are you making money with your website? Are you at least breaking even after costs? Good luck to you. :hatsoff:
  11. Sicario

    Malaysia court fines adulterers four buffaloes

    At least it's better than having your testicles cut off in Borneo. :eek:
  12. Sicario

    Points on Freeones?

    Yes. You will get points for articulate and funny comments. If you act like a troll, you will go down in flames. Try to use the search feature before you start a thread about something and please don't start another "who's your favorite fucking porn star" thread, there's a ton of those threads...
  13. Sicario

    Did you watch the Grammy's?

    Not at all. I'm sick of all of these fucking awards shows. The Grammys, Latin Grammys, Country music awards, MTV Video awards, BET, Hip Hop awards, Viewers choice . . . fuck DAT ****! :thefinger The only awards show I tend to watch @ the end are the Oscars for best actors, director and movie.
  14. Sicario

    Problems Playing wmv files

    Simple, you might have a corrupt file. Try downloading the VLC media player on cnet.com and revisit those links.
  15. Sicario

    Priceless!

    I really don't think the sticker on your shoe is the center of attention in that pic. :2 cents:
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    Points on Freeones?

    :thumbsup: ^^^ When you reach 100K points, you get a free 30 day membership to any adult website of your choice. ^^^ :thumbsup: Pretty cool. :nanner:
  17. Sicario

    Sex with prostitute after marriage

    I'm not married, and if I want to have multiple women or frequent prostitutes and escorts, I would never get married. I personally know people in committed relationship that engage in extra-marital affairs, and to me, it's none of my fucking business what they do. On the other hand, there are...
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    Thanks for the rep amigo! :hatsoff: I hope everything is well with you. :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep amigo! :hatsoff: I hope everything is well with you. :thumbsup:
  19. Sicario

    ONE NIGHT STAND! WHO and WHY?

    My choice would be Alexis Love . . . . . . just because I'm a horndog.
  20. Sicario

    All cool. I haven't seen you around FO's much, everything all good with you? I hope so. Much...

    All cool. I haven't seen you around FO's much, everything all good with you? I hope so. Much success and love for 2010 and beyond. Blessed. :hatsoff:
  21. Sicario

    Thanks for the rep amigo. :thumbsup: I also have a few Nigerian porn sites for sale . . . you...

    Thanks for the rep amigo. :thumbsup: I also have a few Nigerian porn sites for sale . . . you interested? :confused: :rofl2:
  22. Sicario

    Thanks for the rep amigo. I'm getting real tired of reading his condescending bullshit about...

    Thanks for the rep amigo. I'm getting real tired of reading his condescending bullshit about other people and their culture, like he thinks he is the **** coming from New Jersey. The more I read this dickhead's posts, the more of a douche bag he reveals himself.
  23. Sicario

    Free Lifetime Membership?

    This sounds legit, so I would definitely trust them. You didn't know that Nigerian porn websites are 100% honest and customer friendly?
  24. Sicario

    Are you circumcided??

    WTF, no show & tell? :thefinger
  25. Sicario

    Alley Baggett vs Petra Verkaik?

    Alley Baggett
  26. Sicario

    Are you a virgin before your marriage?

    I'm not married yet, so you get no answer from me.
  27. Sicario

    Shaving Your Balls?

    Nope, it's veterinarian advice from shaving the testicles of male Chimpanzees.
  28. Sicario

    First acid trip

    Then you haven't tried authentic Mexican Peyote my friend . . . :angels:
  29. Sicario

    Have you ever been robbed ?

    Maybe you should stop hanging with the crackheadz yo'. . . :ak47:
  30. Sicario

    Andy Rooney’s Thoughts on Women Over 40

    Irrelevant! 90 year old Andy Rooney wishes he had some 40 year old trim.
  31. Sicario

    toyota recall

    A sign of the times? First, flawless golfer Tiger Woods and his sexual transgressions . . . :cool: Second, Toyota, well known for their manufacturing quality, now this recall of millions of automobiles . . . :( What's next? The Pope admits to being an Atheist? :eek: :dunno:
  32. Sicario

    Scooby Doo - Shaggy and Velma

    Bang Bros: http://bangbros.com/t2/cfree=bangfree/intro.htm?s=ap6099 :hatsoff:
  33. Sicario

    The positives of smoking.

    Getting legal medical ********* cards.
  34. Sicario

    North Korea detains Americans for crossing border.

    Because the North Koreans, unlike their Muslim counterparts, are willing to give discounts on Chinese/Russian enriched Uranium and Plutonium for the average DIYer.
  35. Sicario

    Caligula director Tinto Brass plans 'first 3D porn'

    You mean James Cameron turned this once in a lifetime opportunity down? :confused:
  36. Sicario

    Why male pornstars don't kiss female pornstars in the movies?

    Fuck that! Why ruin the fantasy of porn with useless kissing and caressing? GQ Magazine polled 8 out of 10 men that prefer The Donkey Punch method after climax.
  37. Sicario

    should "western" governments negotiate with terrorists?

    Hey this is a fucking crazy idea . . . why don't we enlist extreme Christian Pro-Western Democracy suicide bombers [who are willing to die for GOD] and have them blow themselves up in the streets of the Muslim world? How would the Muslim Jihads handle this mind fuck?
  38. Sicario

    What's Rebecca Linares' hardest scene?

    You need to search for her Euro porn for that. Some of the hard porn filmed in Europe is not allowed to be viewed in the US.
  39. Sicario

    Can a Non-Squirter Learn to Squirt?

    Yes. They can be taught to squirt, but it takes time.
  40. Sicario

    Happy birthday!!!

    Congrats. :thumbsup: Now go ahead and have a B-Day wank. :rubbel:
  41. Sicario

    Guys: Do You Like Getting Your Asshole Licked?

    Optional flossing with those ass hairs of yours? :confused:
  42. Sicario

    My POSSIBLE Hiatus/Retirement

    Good luck on your endeavors Kimora. :hatsoff:
  43. Sicario

    Teen with huge fgrowinf tits size 50

    That was funny War Machine, oops, I mean mr prefect. Kick us some more science on Colombian male culture mr wise one. Sabes algo? Algunas veces debes de callarte esa puta boca antes de que alguien te lo haga.
  44. Sicario

    Shaving Your Balls?

    Stop being a pussy and pull off your scrotum hairs one by one with a pair of tweezers like a real man would! :hatsoff: And no razor bumps! :thumbsup:
  45. Sicario

    Who is your number one favorite porn star?

    Oh boy . . . another "who is your favorite _______ ." :mad: :crash: :thefinger :ban:
  46. Sicario

    At least he works hard.

    That guy has some very sexy legs!!! :anonymous
  47. Sicario

    Guys: Do You Like Getting Your Asshole Licked?

    Only if that person has a 7 inch tongue. :tongue:
  48. Sicario

    Buying clips is a fucking headache

    Either join an adult site and DL clips or try searching harder for your quest. It's out there.
  49. Sicario

    I just got an idea. An awesome idea for a website.

    www.godaddy.com is your friend. :hatsoff:
  50. Sicario

    Ariel Rebel

    Re: Ariel Rebel - Need rest of the set Numbnuts, have you tried www.arielrebel.com?
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