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i mean are you having sex after having masturbated recently or is there a fair time gap typically?

ohhh my..........:D

something like that, it get's kinda boring up here at times. if he felt like actually working he could probably do well scrubbing fish holds, painting hulls and what not. plenty of **** jobs to be done that no one else wants to do haha.

or maybe he served in the army and served the navy when on leave, if ya catch my drift ;)

if it gets to that point you need a new partner or find a way to bring some spark back. sex with out commitment can be quite fun as long as both parties are on the same page and just there for physical enjoyment.

more enthusiastic and passionate sex? i dunno, how long do you go between a days masturbation and when you have sex?

yeah man, he's good for sure. looks so effortless and easy in that video, you can tell he's not even pushing it. mastodon is awesome, unfortunately they're one of those bands i really enjoy and then always forget about when i'm buying music.

hopefully you're not spelling it like that. :facepalm: in all seriousness though, i just now updated to 16.0.1 and it works fine. it did moments before with 15.0.1 too.

oh i'd fucking hire him in a minute if he walked in for an interview dressed like that!

no, sex without love is simply sex. porn is sex that is produced for the entertainment and viewing of others.

like any woman it depends on the hooker. many cheap street hookers would i'm sure, they might charge a little extra though. most high end prostitutes/escorts (especially those in legal brothels) won't and they make you wear a rubber too as their job depends on them being clean.

in the moment it does. it creates a temporary euphoric escape from harsh reality. that's part of why it's so popular among street people. it's creates such a strong feeling that it's easy to get hooked on the effects and the body will develop a need for it relatively quickly as well as build a...

only if her belly button is between her legs ;)

when did you get a girlfriend Jsmoothpa?

BJ with a rubber is about as pointless as it gets. no feeling at all besides being warm plus all the stiffling, hard on ******* action condoms tend to provide. i got one in high school with a rubber on and that was the end of that.

Morrison's Jig by New Celeste

you should have accepted and then immediately after the festivities told her how much she owed you for your services.

it's hard to tell by reading, but please tell me you caught the sarcasm in my post?

you're not a virgin unless you want to still look at it that way. you've had sexual intercourse with a chick in one of the holes between her legs. that counts as sex in my book.

god damn, fuck those things.

ok fallhell :(

doesn't matter to me but she could look a little happier to be there. that would turn me on more.

that movie was terrible so yeah, i can see it happening...

i hope you had him wear a rubber!

WHAT!? our computers are going to crash? we're DOOMED! :eek:

good point, i seem to have under evaluated the situation. thank you for setting me straight!

and was it the same one on three occasions or was it three seperate chicks on three seperate occasions? need to know ASAP.

that's a long way to transport him, sure you can't think of another suitable backyard to plant him in?

massive unprotected sex orgy at my place May 25th 2384, show up any time after 7 PM! **** and disease free please :)

lifes a bitch isn't it? i've been doing a lot of reading lately but my ear is irritated. :(

that's why i almost always have a package of new socks in stock...

there is actually. ;)

there are going to be a lot of fall babies in 2013...

you could just have her or someone else fuck your ass with a dildo at the same time. just need something stimulating the nerves in your ass and the prostate while you cum. same concept really, except much easier to facilitate and far less disgusting.

if food wasn't supposed to taste good then we shouldn't have developed such a strong sense of taste and such a weakness at processing spoiled food.

since you're a rookie the easiest way for you to break into porn would be by doing something somewhat degrading. like cuckolding, fucking obese midget trannys etc. you can't expect just jump straight into success and choice position, you have to be willing to scrape around and go through some...

damn...

do you accept checks by any chance?

that brings up the interesting scenario of a shemale fathering a *****...

haha thanks for repeatedly bumping this gem *****. i think it's funny when people whine about there not being a warning, the warning is that it's you posting in the funny pictures thread ;)

why?

he sends you dick pics doesn't he?

haha no i don't take him seriously at all. although i do believe he might actually be serious in his own little world.

most people don't like him because he comes off as a whiny, spoiled tool bag who's also an asshole. yeah he's a alright drummer, but in the world of metal he's FAR from the best. i know numerous small time bands with drummers who are far more proficient.

Jsmoothpa needs to read this post. unfortunately he seems to be ********* to take advice. numerous attempts have been made to hook him up with industry professionals and time and time again he fails to go the distance. some people just wait for success to fall in their laps. the people who win...

what's disturbing about this VV? i'm confused...

i'm glad you enjoyed it fallhell. nice english typing btw.

please fuck off sir.

i haven't. i'm not going to say i wouldn't but it hasn't happened :dunno:

you have to pay extra for that.