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Loves celestial events.

Happy birthday to you.

He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me.

underhand

Yup. Just realised I can use one of my empty storage jars to put the seeds in. Duh. Here I have been battling to clean up every time. Told you I is slow.

Some enterprising young woman who had the fortitude to email people to promote her songs: http://www.youtube.com/user/SandyDaneTV Wish I could have done this when I had all my songs and those Sherry and I had together.

Women grumble about having sex, but they are quite willing to get blind sozzled for a few hours.

Cheese is frikkin' expensive is what it is.

There is a sculpture of huge coins at the entrance to a mall here that contains phrases like that. Good posting.

If it is a lady optometrist you are visiting showing this chart, she will ask you the colour of the woman's eyes.

experience

to keep you busy: http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Hilarious_Random_Pictures_344_2007.php ''Once upon a midnight weary While I pron surfed, weak and weary Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot xxx galore' While I clicked my favourite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning And my heart...

:eek: http://www.hilariousfunny.com/funny_pictures/view/1935/candy-man

Lunch in Dracula's castle: [img=http://img170.imagevenue.com/loc1038/th_56150_Bad_Apple_123_1038lo.jpg] Be warned. Not for the fainthearted.

quiet

'Smeegirl

"What We Gonna Do?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGTWmrnPdgk&feature=related

birthday cake

yoga

:dunno:

Now I think I know what motivates Petra and some of the mods to keep this board going. And to think she gets paid.

****! Poor Ernie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k&feature=player_embedded#

It seems her lick is worse than her bite.

Doing an impression while enjoying alfresco: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1217889/Bloomin-Ada-Now-Kate-Moss-turned-Les-Dawson.html

LEAVE. Will E Worm. ALONE.

If you think this is dirty you can go.....yourself. http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/2807/The+Assumption+Song/

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/2396/OMG+NOOOO/ By the way, there are so many ways to communicate on this planet. Imagine if we all used them to send messages of peace and goodwill. AIM Share Amazon Amen Me! AOL Mail Arto...

Same here. :dunno: :glugglug:

What an episode called 'I Called It From The Beginning' on a TV show based on 'Twilight' might look like: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/45191/I+called+it+from+the+beginning/

The marketing dept. at Pepsi watches way too much Star Trek. Or they think their potential audience do. Now if Jeri Ryan had been wearing that suit, that would be a whole 'nother story.

Oh wow. This is funny. This I did not see coming: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/46400/ITS+OBVIOUS/

Oi vei. Poor old Homer:

Socrates foresaw this. :D

'But I'm new here'" http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/55838/But+Im+New+here/

Ranger

You try digging around in the local Asian laundry shops for socks and we'll see how you end up looking!

Can he even get that thing up, much less get it in?

Blow it out your hole: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/56047/Gay+test/

Mmmm kinda small. http://images.bluebeat.com/an/0/7/0/2/l2070.jpg

^^ sez you.

Best then, Connery: compact, shmall. Now, Daniel Craig. Yay blondes.

Awesome thread. Let's see.....that makes this post number....2973. I like to dominate. To rule. To throw her on the bed and whisper sweet things in her ear like, "I'll do the dishes tomorrow night if you let me have my wicked way with you tonight". Of course tomorrow never comes...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/56363/We+are+an+Obama+nation/ Whut?!

Rrrank you. Scott Baio really has become a great looking guy with a kind face.

A bit more - one has only 10 minutes to make a change. Any more than that could bring down the entire board. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIM0ReXhenc

Give me breakfast.

Likes to put things bluntly.