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It is a specialty move. Its called the "Smell-the-sweaty-ball-sack-area-until-I-win-because-I-creep-everyone-out" move.

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Even though I can't read or speak Russian, the picture placement says it all...

Okay, the old lady that needs help with 'personal matters' cracked me up.

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Oh.... GADS!! :eek: I may have to take back that thing about not loosing my lunch... dammit all.. now I have to stare at a bright light for three hours to make it go away.... dammit man ;)

Okay, I know that by saying this, some may think I am missing the point, but... Riding topless (or at least in underwear) but wearing knee pads?

She needs to watch a movie or something first. I think that might hurt.

eww

No. But maybe there is a reason her head is buried in the sand.

From my own perspective... Someone broke into my house a couple years ago. I was in bed and heard the noise. I had a few minutes before the guy made his way into my bedroom and beat the **** out of me. If I had the *** I now own, it would have gone down a little different. And on the other end...

Three more times... then she'll give it up. And thats the picture I want to see. Okay, maybe not.

That used to be a pickup

Well, greeting card being the general term. And besides, it won't fly as far as trying to make a 'get the fuck out of my life' sign in a Hallmark store ;)

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Thanks for the warm welcome :)

Well, if that were to be the real life Barbie, and you were gonna get some, that would make you Ken. And that means you got nothing to poke her with anyway. That is why Barbie and Ken have so much... stuff. They have to compensate.:dunno:

Yeah. I know. But if it distracts from some of the other things I did, I'll take it ;)

Why do I get the feeling there is going to be a segment on Rush Limbaugh show.. And Palin, seeking more cameras, will spout off... Seriously, it was said eariler. What was the briefing about? Nobody knows. It is a sad day that this is actually news.

Thanks sweetie:wave:

I just talked to this guy the other day...

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I'll bring the Absente.

"The pussy in this picture may be closer than you think." or... Am I crazy, but does it kinda remind you of those annoying pics people take of themselves?

While this picture is awe inspiring, I would pay cold hard cash to see a picture of the crowd.. and do they have groupies? :dunno:

A doc called Why We Fight. A good movie for people that think they are history experts

So, my ex wanted to know if I was into anal. I said sure. But the strap on kept falling off while I was chasing him. Any ideas about what went wrong? ;)

Erica Campbell is what defines 'girl next door'

uhh..hm.. okay. that is gross. but (no pun intended) why in the ****** blue nuts is his ass shiny?:wtf:

Thats just awesome.

I would shoot it. Twice. I'll deal with the holes in the wall. I think I am going to go somewhere and cry just for looking at it.

That would be me :)

I talk American English really gooder than most. And some German. Working on Italian. Oh, I can swear in Arabic! ;)

Oh, how quickly you forget. I was over that night for the big party. Nobody else showed up. And we sat out in the massive plastic kiddie pool ******** Thunderbird and listening to the raccons fighting. It.. it brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it ;)

Maybe he has some super 'high speed deep throat' skill that he is about to show off?

You're welcome :)

This is so close to being real, its kinda scary:eek:

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Renae Cruz

It sucks to be you.

Gawd help me when it comes time to clean the lint trap

Teagan Presley