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Well, until Jesus comes down (or up or from wherever he is at the moment) forgives you and someone writes about it, you are still a thief. Granted, you've retired from stealing. But that is the same argument that most people give when they get caught. Its not a first time offense, its the first...

Haha. Thanks :)

No problem. That really is me in the picture.

I've seen that a couple times. And its usually some idiot that claims they've done nothing wrong. I laugh at these people because its usually something stupid they're stealing that they don't need anyway. To each their own, I suppose.

So, I was bored. I flipped to the last couple of pages and found this gem. After careful research, I found out its true! John 5:42 ".. and God hates sinners, Santa Claus, Gays and the KKK." It actually wasn't until 5:51 where they add in the hating Muslim part. Now, for those that wonder why...

There is a rule I use. You need a license to fish/hunt/drive or get married... but if you want to have ****, the only rule is one must have an innie and one must have an outtie... sad

:partysml: wow... that rocks:dunno:

Mr Trump wanted me to show him where my naughty places were. Again and again. Fucker.

sorry if its a repost

Watch out boy, she'll chew you up...

Really good boob job:$6000.00 One of a kind dress:$8000.00 Getting stuck next to a 58 year old woman that couldn't give a rats ass about fake tits and an overpriced dress:Enough to **** off the Pope

Or wherever the hell these two 'cuties' are:confused:

Which one is feeling it?:D

Every good Friday, I have a get together with friends for my annual Cocktails for Chirst. Its a fun time, indeed.

I can't hold it together too much longer, captian.. :eek:

I'd be willing to bet that if there is a Jesus, and he sent a friend request, one of the options would be "Or Else" But what do I know. I never read the part of the bible that covers Jesus and his dislike for Facebook

Looks like she needs a bag and some fix-a-flat:eek:

They are like magic! :D

But would you really want to?

I'd suggest using a stick. If it does fit, who is to say that she won't get sucked in too?

Its all the radiation. They have to have girl dolls and boy action figures... and these fucked up things for those too close to a faulty reactor

wasn't me :angels:

People that follow something or someone blindly. A commercial that tells me its the episode of some show that everyone will be talking about tomorrow People that walk into a private conversation and get offended when they aren't included, or told to leave. Listening to people give their...

I had my nose broken after getting thrown down a flight of stairs.

Use anywhere!:D

Who woulda thunk it?

Pretty funny stuff http://www.maxim.co.uk/video/comedy/17470/filthiest_telly_ad_ever.html http://www.maxim.co.uk/video/comedy/17551/filthiest_telly_ad_ever_part_two.html?CMP=NLC-Newsletters&uid=27ea69dab0a6f365a2c086351da5953f

I sure hope for the sake of the artist that she likes it. Otherwise, he'll have to explain to his friends how he got his ass kicked by a 240lbs ten year old girl

Too hard to choose. I grew up on this (late 80's-early 90's) Each album has the anchor songs, but some of the lesser played tunes are the best. How can anyone not love the song Hot Dog. It is perfect (IMO). Who hasn't badly mangled Stairway when they get a hold of a guitar? I forget where I...

They must make them for supermodels or something

Run! Don't Look!!!:eek: :throwup:

While they all look a little scary, I'd fear the Disney bitch. She'll cut ya..:eek:

Wow... Cher looks like she is airing it out.. Jack Nicholson looks like he is about to bump one out. Tom Cruise is good except that it looks like they used a hairstyle used by Katie Holmes. Ahh.. it goes on and on. At least these artists have jobs.

I think it might be Angela Tassoni

That, and global warming

And that is why she is no longer on the Royal ****** Christmas Card ;)

Well... lets start with.... uhh... wow.... how about.... ****. I give up.

Not so much that they took the time to draw it, but concieve the idea...

It would be a good idea not cancel a date with this girl

Another reason men need to wear condoms and women need to take the pill... Was that kinda harsh?

for stupid

uhh... was this (the guy) ever sexy?:confused:

like this should be outlawed

And the question is: How is your day going?:eek:

Publick skool rokz

Stop frame pictures. The next three frames involve her giving her lunch back to the sand

:tongue:

It looks like something from a low budget Road Warrior sequel

This is just too stupid to be funny...