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    What Makes McDonald's Potatoes So Darn Good?

    Okay. I watched Rane's video. But for me, McDonald's sucks. Five Guys beats their asses. But in a way he's right. Because while Five Guys doesn't Frankenstein their potatoes--I think--they do douse them with deep frier fat and lotsa salt. :stir::stir::eek:
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    Gregg Allman has joined his *******.

    At Filmore East is still one of my favorites. I sing "Whipping Post" at work all the time. Godspeed, GA. :angels:
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Roast with white potatoes, peppers, turnips and some other ****. :stir::stir:
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    Cyclops Goat Born In India--Is The Apocalypse Near???

    Here is the story: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/cyclops-goat-born-with-one-eye-is-worshiped-by-villagers-in-india-6643422/ The goat in scripture and religion is important conceptually in Christian, Hebrew, Islam and even Gnostic beliefs. There is a connection between the birth of a "miracle"...
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    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Into Better Call Saul. The last episode, titled Chicanery, was a hoot. Looking forward to the rest of the season. Oh...and I can't wait till they bring back Black Mirror. :eek:
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    I'm sure most of us aren't the least bit shocked....

    I'm thinking of changing jobs. I like to grab womens' asses. You think Fox News will hire me? Hows about if I show them my wee-wee :flaccid: then say something like, "Let me introduce you to my little fella!"
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I do crock potting. Because I am a lazy bitch, and I am too busy as well. :2 cents: So...I made this stuff with shoulder roast, red and green peppers, snap peas, green beans and various sundry spices. I call it "Maildude's Dilemma." It turned out pretty good. :clap: Next I will crock another...
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    Here We Go Again

    You know what I think? Fuck "Meet The Press" or "This Week With David Brinkley." There ought to be a full camera crew filming the debates right here on this good 'ole porn board here. Let people weigh in online about the issues, while you fellows prattle on about everything. Then in between...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Founder with Michael Keaton as McDonald's "founder" Ray Kroc. It's an honest movie. Lots of familiar acting faces. Keaton was very good, but won't make the Oscar cut. AX2uz2XYkbo Speaking of the devil, here are my picks for Oscar 2017: Best Picture: La La Land. Didn't see it. Don't want...
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    Let's Talk about Pizzagate

    I've read through this thread, and the term bipolar disorder keeps echoing in my ears. :helpme::helpme:
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    IMDB's stupid move

    Up until this event, was IMdB still asking for CC info to set up a simple message board account? They tried that with me years ago and I bailed instantly.
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    The Freeones Weather Thread

    It's 38 degrees in East Lansing with variable cloudiness and winds out of the west northwest at 21 miles per hour. There is a strong low pressure system to our west bringing with it a snowy mix. Expect a dusting of snow by morning with continuing wind squalls. And now here's Pam Trancini with...
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    McDonald's New Grand Mac Gets A 10/10 From Joey!

    If they brought back the Grand Mac, did they also bring back the Mini Mac? They used to call it the Mac, Jr. It's the same idea as the Whopper Jr. I'm not a huge fan of McDonalds except for the coffee. I like Five Guys fries, anything Greek, and the chilitos from Skyline Chili.
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    NFL '16 Season Thread

    Steelers win the division. Baaaaaad news for the Pats. Most agree that the Steelers healthy and in sync could give the Pats headaches...if not a knockout. The Pats weakness is defensive line and ability to flex outside. That's where Bell might give them nightmares. If Big Ben is on with the...
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    Merry Christmas and the best of the New Year!! :cool:

    Merry Christmas and the best of the New Year!! :cool:
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    No Brainer: 'Bama. Observance: Pitt must be tougher than we think. They beat Penn State AND Clemson, which puts their accomplishment right in the middle of the Top 4 conversation...seriously, they got thumped at the U, but everything else was close and only 4 losses.:2 cents: I guess what it...
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Iowa. Wins against Michigan and Nebraska. Loss at a usually-tough-but-Iowa-was-at-home-so-what NDSU Bison team. Gotta love the unpredictable Big 10. It could be the Badgers. It could be Penn State. The outcome of the OSU-Michigan game, and the following placement of the winner should be enough...
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    Florence Henderson Dies at 82

    RIP to one of the best TV moms. Not the first show to feature divorced couples, but the critics were still pretty harsh towards those nighttime scenes the Brady *** and *** did in bed together. Florence will be missed.
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    Killer Squirrels

    It's no laughing matter. They're taking over, folks. :helpme: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/22/503007930/chicago-alderman-warned-about-aggressive-squirrels-then-one-took-him-out?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news
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    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    The truth is this, and nothing more: This election says more about the American people than it does about either candidate. Whether we like it or not, the world IS looking at us and this. And they are going to develop an opinion AND a plan of action because of it. The War On ******? So-called...
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    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Whoever said that Trump was a conservative? Let alone a Republican?
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    Mr. Trumps wins liberals cry everywhere!

    Here's my official election result theme song: MD8itrBlS-0
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    I bought a 24pk of bottled water yesterday

    Bottled water is a big industry. I remember that Leave It To Beaver episode, where they turned off the water in the Cleavers' neighborhood for a whole day to do repairs. So Beaver decides to start selling water door to door that he'd poured into cartons before the supply was shut off. You can...
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    These fucking topics on this forum

    I'm amazed at how much of what I call "trash" I have to wade through to find anything of interest to me on these forums...sexy or otherwise. But you see, I know, that's my preference. NOT somebody else's. The whole world is full of perverts with their own ideas of what kind of perversion is best.
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    NFL '16 Season Thread

    We need Pete Rozelle. Oh wait...he's dead. :brick:
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    Who is your favorite Viking?

    Played with these in my youth.... :facepalm:
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    Ketchup sandwiches and other things stupid poor people eat

    So fucking well-written and inspired, I'm gonna steal it. Thanks. :cool:
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    What Happened to Kmart and Sears?

    Just read this a few minutes ago. They merged out of desperation. But it was like two ugly people getting married, hoping to have good-looking ****. :eek: Was a time when Sears had the Kenmore line, and Sears tools were among the best. They were an anchor in every mall. K-Mart used to have...
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    FSU will leap frog Clemson. In other news, water is wet. :2 cents::2 cents:
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    NFL '16 Season Thread

    Cheap shots notwithstanding, if Newton keeps taking blows to the cabeza like those, not only will the Panthers tank this season, but Cam may be eating jello every meal.
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    Trekkies!

    1. Just saw the latest Star Trek movie. Not too bad. Glad to see Sulu come out of the closet. :flaccid: Good action. A little rough at the story line. Hard to tell where they wanna go with this franchise. 2. Faithful watcher of the online fan made series. Just caught the latest from Star Trek...
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    Trekkies!

    I've been scanning this Board for a half hour, looking for threads on Star Trek. It astounds me how few there are. The new series is about to launch. The newest movie recently released. There are ongoing YouTube series. And the Axanar battle continues in court between CBS and the creators of the...
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    Nick Saban is a scum bag

    Fucking Richard Nixon started this ****. Everybody's copycat wannabe bitches.
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Yet another example of a head coach biting the ass of a team he used to coach for. :)
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    What would be your theme song?

    R3rnxQBizoU
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    The Longhorns upset the O'Reillys in eleven overtimes, 116-110. I'm going to bed no..............:*****:
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    I'm At School

    xUyZ6UnLo44
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    I'm At School

    Thing is, posting here is actually homework for a course. Perversion 101. :dominatrix:
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Some Sunday. Got up this morning. Made coffee. Scrubbed the kitchen and hallway floors. Now I'm sitting here waiting for the floor to dry...checking out the results I missed online, and playing a game in my head: What Will The Top 10 Look Like Tuesday game. Roll Tide will stay #1. Okie will...
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    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    Well...Ohio State and Michigan did their jobs....but us Spartans had to face the mighty Furman Paladins, GODS of the Southern Conference. They finished last year with an astounding 4-7 record. Under sixth year head coach Fowler, these pesky Paladins managed to almost upend the favored Spurtans...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    di8V5vNI0wA
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    Candy Heaven and Hell

    GOOD Candy: :angels: --Malted milk balls --chocolate covered almonds --Snickers bits --sour apple w/ caramel interior suckers --root **** DumDums EVIL Candy: :pukey: --Gummi ANYTHING --Anything sour AFTER the sour part wears off...which is usually a few seconds --Pez --Ultra dark chocolate...
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    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    Yes. It was called Hanky Panky
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    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    Treat yourselves to one of his lesser-known roles. Quick. Before they take it down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGcEmkNaR0c
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    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    There's a funny story they recount on the DVD extras of the Willy Wonka movie. The producers are interviewing potential cast members. Now, these are just interviews...BEFORE actual casting. So Gene walks in. The guys all look at each other, before he even says a word. And they say, "He's...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Good Girls Go To Paris. A 1930s film with Joan Blondell and Melvyn Douglas. Little known, old, but entertaining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6xMHiTBus
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    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    A fantastic talent. Goodbye, Waco ***. :******:
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    Jenna Jameson reveals she quit porn to give her twin boys a chance of a 'normal' life

    1. Give her credit. At least MAYBE she's seeing the light. What light? That no matter what we think here, being a good *** is more important. And it's never too late to be a good ***. 2. Yeah. She's washed up and done anyway. But she is so without imploding...like a lot of porn actresses do. 3...
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    ****-Arabs attacked America

    We as a people are broken.
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    Muhammad Ali Dead At 74

    Goodbye champ. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/muhammad-ali-greatest-all-time-dead-74-n584776
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