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  1. Embryoyo

    Best ******* scene?

    I've seen some pretty fucked stuff in Korean revenge flicks... Most notably, and recently... I Saw The Devil.
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    Favourite lyric?

    Well workin' real hard ain't hard to do When you got you a lotta money comin' to you But I ain't gotta dime so I'll just sit here YEAH! Even though I'm broke, I've got a six pack of ****! -Hank Williams III
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    favorite cereal...?

    A motherfucking BANANA.
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    What makes you happy?

    My girlfriend and/or ****. Metal. Darkstep. Neurofunk. Hank Willaims III. ****** By Death.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Hypocrisy - ********: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwIqTDWmV8A Far more intense than the invasion Battle LA portrayed.
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    Damn you auto correct!

    iPhone is the devil.
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    Pull out or cum inside

    These days, with the woman I've been dating for the past LONG TIME, I cum outside. She finds cum disgusting, but loves feeling my cum on her, so I've no issue with pulling out.
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    The Obese

    I HIGHLY disagree with the first part I quoted there, no sir I probably have a better sex life than you & most other people in shape for that matter. I'm a SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS through & through. I can slightly agree with the middle statement as most fat people are fat because they eat crap &...
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    The Obese

    I'm obese because I ***** too much. Fuck you, I go to school, eat right, and stay active. My body just can't process *******. Nor will I give it up, because it's mmmhmmm tasty. And using being fat to make other people feel uncomfortable is the best thing ever. If you're going to be fat...
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    Favorite Scotch/*******

    That **** fucks you up like nothing else. I could ***** a 750ml bottle of something with twice the ******* content of Fireball & be less ***** & do far FAR less stupid things. Fireball. GO! I like Jack Daniel's too, for sure a typical American taste, but it has alot of good background with...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Tropic Thunder. Tried watching Battle Los Angeles last night, talk about the latest worst film I've seen...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    One of my favorite IPA's, but damn dude try Southern Tier's un*earthly. Makes Pliny taste like asshole, by [IPA] comparison. For me... Full Sail LTD 03
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? My girlfriend made me cum pretty fucking hard a couple hours ago. Then I gave her double. Damn straight, like a man should do it.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    DISMEMBER - Indecent And Obscene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0BTyyZln9s
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    21...

    If you move out, at least save enough emergency funds before you do... As a student with a p/t job in this economy, you could screw yourself BAD if you don't. I made that mistake. Even if you have roommates & other financial support, try to have at least $2K saved, $5K would be better, and...
  16. Embryoyo

    GF of Bella XoXo (Nikki Anne), from FO gallery!

    Who's that hot black haired woman with her? Damn! http://photos.freeones.com/n_babes/Nikki_Anne_002/
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    What's your Cereal for the Morning?

    I prefer something lighter in the morning, so maybe a Keystone.
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    Caught masterbating or having sex.....??

    If sex in your car in the middle of the afternoon on a fairly well traveled road counts as "being caught", then I have. Seriously... Discretion!
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    Plaid!!

    I know my girlfriend does... She LOVES it when I wear my plaid Carhartt button-ups. Makes me feel all special :D
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    What would you rather give up? 2.0

    **** is my meal, so the choice is obvious. Sex. Nah, fuck that. Food tastes great, but sex feels better.
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    What do you think is the best song of the 21st century (so far)?

    Something by ****** By Death most likely.
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    Repeating someone else's point

    ****!
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    Culinary Delights

    Not so bad, I can respect the culture & their preferences.
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    Can Non-Asian People Really Tell The Nationality Of Asians?

    I'm Caucasian & eat raw fish, your ideology is flawed :dunno:
  25. Embryoyo

    Shark week starts this week -- who watches?

    That's fucking awesome!!!
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    I think America is cut off.

    I look the goddamn same :dunno:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Final Destination This was the opposite of one of the last good films I watched, but it was sooooo goddamn hilarious I had to place it here. Horrible acting + an awful movie, oh yeah. Donnie Darko It's been about 6 years & I decided to try it again... It depressed me. Miserably. It was...
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    Worst Music Videos

    They all suck... Exception: "Jump In My Car"
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :bowdown: Mp1dqg1NgQ0
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    Worst ********* Summer Vacation Memory

    Never had a bad one, they were all spectacular at the very least & I have thousands of great memories :D I did get chased by a snapping turtle by a little river outside of this house while house-sitting for a distant co-worker of my ***'s in Virginia one Summer come to think of it... That was...
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    Does anyone know where i can get.....?

    Re: Does anyone know where i can get free movies? It's that bad, huh? I mean, I've never snapped off my thumb, or even dislocated it, due to anything before... DAMN.
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    Lingerie!!!!!! What are your thoughts?????

    Lingerie is AWESOME! Whatever she's wearing here: http://shedevilfilms.com/galleries/korriangel/26/index.php?id=1377240 TELL ME! Like, the exact same one! I must know... Planning on buying it for this girl I been seein'
  33. Embryoyo

    True *****

    Not intending to thread crash, I just think this show sucks. The characters are downright awful. Not everyone who responds has to be positive about it, right?!
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    Mars as big as a full Moon at the end of August.

    Just stare at the sun. It's bigger than a full moon every day! Don't believe me? Stare up there tomorrow/today :thumbsup:
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    Tall girls (175cm/5.75ft, or taller) : Turn-on or turn-off ?

    I'm fine with girls at my height (5'11") but really I'm entirely indifferent to it. Over 5'7" on a girl & I'm indifferent, it's not a turn-on or off at that point, it just doesn't affect a damn thing. Personally, 5'4" give or take 1 inch or 2 is perfect height for a woman.
  36. Embryoyo

    Google image search

    I didn't even know about this... Went to try it out... Really fucking gay with CoolPreviews enabled on Firefox. I do not like. Thankfully, it's a service I rarely use in the first place, and how many people actually use CP anyway. Whatever.
  37. Embryoyo

    Why do people wish celebs a happy b-day on Freeones?

    Because people are dumb. Thank you I never close the door. It's only there to make girls feel safe.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    EVOL INTENT - Glock Party (from The Prologue) 0OtTn7oq7ic
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    Homeowner looks on as his Hawaiian house is swallowed up by a river of molten lava

    Re: Homeowner looks on as his Hawaiian house is swallowed up by a river of molten lav It's inevitable, might as well enjoy some beers for the duration :thumbsup:
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    Prince: "The internet is dead"

    Re: The Internet is Dead...According to Prince :thumbsup:
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    I'm still this awesome :bowdown:
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    Ever wanted to know about the sex lives of truck drivers?

    I love how EXACT this number is.
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    Admit it!

    Fortunately, my girlfriends weren't stupid.
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    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    The SPIRIT! I'm so ***** I can barely pull a cracker from it's cellophane entrapment, nevermind how long it took me to actually type this! ***** ***** DINK :smiley pouring ******* down itself:
  45. Embryoyo

    Your favorite full-figure XXX star?

    Jenna Valentine Not hardcore, which I prefer, and perfect. Swoon...
  46. Embryoyo

    How Long can you go without jerking off

    However long I want to.
  47. Embryoyo

    What 1 skill or ability would you choose?

    I wanna be a pile of sludge.
  48. Embryoyo

    best metal song

    Pantera = GAY Probably the gayest "Metal" band ever.
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