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Yep, either an asteroid or the super volcano under Yellow Stone Park will erupt . . . or maybe both will grace humankind simultaneously! :nanner:

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Smilodon but they're extinct.

I shot content in Panama, Santo Domingo, Maraciabo and Caracas earlier this summer. Good times. My next trips are to Peru, Argentina and Brazil early next year. :cool:

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You can thank half of Jersey for the depletion of the Ozone layer with all of the hairspray these Jersey Shore douches apply. :crash:

Re: Spectator brawl interrups play during Djokovic's match against Petzschner at US O It's a good thing they have metal detectors @ the US Open, otherwise it could turn out like the wild west over there . . . or the Bronx. :ak47:

Re: Amish man charged with string of sexual assaults on ********, including his cousi This Amish degenerate will soon be up to date on the modern code of conduct in state prison.

Re: Stephen Hawking says God doesn't exist. Religious leaders surprisingly don't agre None of this **** matters when we're long dead.

Re: High school *** planned to blow up school to 'become world's most infamous sociop I guess his dreams are now shattered. On a positive note, he can request federal authorities to bunk him with Ted Kaczynski.

Bang Bros are the original website ninjas! Brazzers is the same ole **** with different chicks.

Yep, in my book she's very fuckable, unless you're homosexual or something along those lines and don't like women.

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I smell a conspiracy! Is this a way to drive up gasoline prices? It seems like these greedy bastards will ***** us to pay 10 bucks a gallon for gasoline.

I saw this and I'm pretty sure that porn star Gianna Michaels has a cameo in this movie and she gets eaten by these deranged critters, and no, she is not in the lesbian scene. :(

^^^ LOL! I have a membership to XSport Fitness. This happened late one night and you'll see many obese/overweight guys (with man boobs) trying to get their aerobics on. ^^^

That's a pathetic marketing ploy to increase it's subscription base.

From a man or a woman? :confused: One of the most disgusting things I ever witnessed was at the gym where a guy with man boobs was lactating on the treadmill. That totally fucked up my workout! :shocked: :throwup:

Try searching for your lost stuff in the newsgroups. Giganews is pretty good place to start and you'll find a lot of oldies posted there.

That's good news. You should also try using a spell-check on your life every once in a while. It will help keep your cold feet warm at night. Carry on. :yinyang: :glugglug:

Wow, that stupid bitch could of made some $$$ if she sold them pups to a local Chinese/Korean/Thai/Filipino deli. Some Asians will pay a premium for tender puppy meat. What a waste! :wtf:

Too bad Paris Hilton wasn't in the car with him. :anonymous :elaugh:

Maybe she is trying to give you a hint that after all of these years you were adopted and not really part of the ******. My homeboy found out like that from his Nana. Sad but true. :(

I really don't think so, until Chris Hansen knocks on your front door with camera crew in tow.

Like any of this is surprising, let's look at the trillions of dollars spent (or lost) fighting the War on *****!

You figure thousand dollar ********* bottles @ elite nightclubs along with playing craps, blackjack and poker, not to mention probable stripper/hooker forays, I'm really surprised he and his little bro only spent 50K.

Are you referencing moral integrity? :dunno: :cthulhu: :cthulhu: :cthulhu:

Her soul, the rest is icing on the cake.

Machete in Imax 3D. :thumbsup:

Re: Krystal Steal FYI, she also had a baby. Maybe she will come back to porn in the future like many porn stars before have.

^^^ You should get rid of it. Now that your dick is broken and it doesn't function properly, then it's time to move on to that sex change you always wanted. ^^^ :hatsoff:

The last I heard she ran away with former FreeOnes member Christmas_Ape to Cobra Command island. Try looking for her there.

or the go ahead to the fucking sequel of Escape from NY, Escape from L.A. :mad: :thefinger :crash:

Yes, she is the kind of HOT that will make your dick burn razor blades after a torrid round of unprotected sex. just sayin' . . .

I'm willing to bet that he will blow everything away within 7 years. A classic American rags to riches back to rags story with a little gluttony, infidelity, divorce, **** use and depression thrown in the mix. :popcorn:

And here I thought this thread was about Mexicans from outer space. :crash:

"that Rosie O'Donnell is fucking hot!!!"

Re: *** of 14-year-old stripper in Detroit club says she has mild retardation, danced I agree, this scumbag couldn't wait until she was 16 years old? :thefinger

WOW, just WOW!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Nope, I would just ignore it. Bang Bros has a lot of loot, why the fuck would they bother to sue an arrogant obnoxious little prick like you? :dunno:

What a moron, that was the bottom rung of the ladder move, next thing you know, Tito will start performing in porn videos like [MMA fighter?] Warmachine since he can't act, sing, tap dance or {cough} fight. {cough} Goodbye sponsors and $$$.

:hatsoff: I applaud you! :hatsoff: Gotta make it worthwhile for all of us [American] tax payers! :glugglug: Awww ****! don't you live in Canada? :confused:

That really sucked donkey balls. :thefinger End of story.

^^^ Amigo, retro garters and hose are in. So is Plaid. ^^^

Please enlighten me with a secret self . . . as in having an evil twin? :dunno: