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yeah but who are we to judge? I mean everyone has to find their own bliss, and it appears that Hefs bliss is nestled in between four or five blonde bimbos! He's achieved his bliss, which is more than most people can say about their lives, so good on him! Not to mention, he's enjoyed it while...

First off, marriages of convenience doesn't make anyone a whore. Marriages based off convenience tend to work out better than marriages based on love. And FYI, most marriages end in divorce, so marrying for "happiness" is hardly foolproof. Love isn't the be all and end all to life. And yes...

I'm really, REALLY tired....and thought this thread was gonna be about these so...in essence, I have nothing to add. Carry on!

OR she could have changed his diapers for the next few years, squeezed out one of his offspring and be guaranteed to be financially taken care of for at least the next 18 years. Sorry, but this seems like a no brainer to me. Marry the guy before he dies, weasel your way inside his will, or have...

that....is disgusting. on a somewhat related note, in town near my hometown, I remember reading in the paper yearsss ago about a *** who was caught on security jizzing in the KFC chicken batter (back in the day when they actually battered their chicken vs. being pre frozen stuff) He was caught...

Miss Conneticut for me plz! :D

Truly embarrassing.

good call man:clap: I would ask for my moms meatloaf, mashed potatoes, gravy, baked beans, cornbread, a side of bacon and tomatoes, a nice cold **** and strawberry shortcake for dessert. If I could add a second main dish, a rack of ribs.

I'm not a hockey fan (or a sports fan at all for that matter) but wtf is up with the Bruins roster being 95% Canadian? Maybe I'm stupid, but shouldn't an American team consist of American players?! Hell, the Canucks have more Americans on their team than Boston does...something about that seems...

Doing ok! Feeling much better than I was last week :) Hows your week going so far?

Negative.

I dunno, whats your house and bank account look like?

Never been, but if I win the Playboy Miss Social contest this month, I get to fly there to shoot for Playboy :D

Dumbest. Bitch. Ever.

No, I was just worried because I'm not keeping ANYTHING down at the moment lol. I don't care who sees me barf...just didn't want to be sick and barf up the barium because that would mean I couldn't get the test done properly and I NEED results. But anyways, I got it down and kept it down long...

BLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yea I was warned that I likely wouldn't be able to **** for a bit. If I haven't pooped by tomorrow, I'm just gonna go grab some Mcdonalds breakfast...nothing does the trick like an egg mcmuffin. :o lol

Bumping to update: just got back from my appointment. It sucked. I was able to get that shiz down without hurling on the xray lady though, so at least that was ok. Got the crystalized ***** to expand my tummy, and a shot to relax the tummy so everything could get coated...it was rough. The...

If there are doctors who are legally allowed to **** unborn babies, then there should be doctors who are legally allowed to assist terminally ill patients to end their lives. I do think however the guidelines should be strict (must have a terminal disease with little to no chance of recovery...

Since she's a MILF and has ****, I think most moms would appreciate a day thats just for them. Maybe buy her a nice fat giftcard to a spa, and arrange for her to go have a massage, get a mani/pedi and offer to babysit the rugrats while she's being pampered?

This. Just either gender is selfish with different things.

My tummy, but only after I eat. I'm one of those people who look slim, but as soon as I eat a burger, I look like I magically grew a 10lb baby in my belly. :( lol

haha now that would be wicked!!

I'm gonna be a granny camgirl when I grow up :D No really, I'm not. No one will want to see my saggy ass. (tits are fake so at least those'll always be perky :D )

I haz a Kindle and I fucking love it. I've had it since February and have already gone through 45 books. Kindle books are SOOOO cheap!!!

Well, he was my bf at the time, so my pussy was contributed on a regular basis, so I wouldn't see that as paying :P More like a "thanks for giving me an awsome time in Niagara" haha.

I just went and checked your threads (so I didn't look like an ass) but I WAS right!!! How dare you critique the rest of the members of FO for their choice of thread topics, when your thread topics have left most of us begging you to just stop posting altogether lol. :rolleyes:

haha, no, I respect their privacy...I ain't no Michelle Bombshell :tongue:

Only via webcam, not IRL.

I don't pay for dates but the most I've ever seen a guy pay for a date with me....probably close to 2 grand (weekend date in Niagara falls- yes he got laid lol)

Aren't you the guy who falls in love with girls and lets them play you? Or am I thinking of someone else? If it is you, do you really have the right to talk about what kinds of threads people post in here? Because last time I checked 99% of yours involve you whining about not being able to get...

Thank you everyone for your advice and support....I'm praying that this test reveals whatever the hell is wrong with me. I talked to the xray lady today at the clinic and she said that I only have to ***** half a cup of the liquid, so hopefully she ain't bs-ing me because I can chug a half cup...

By the sounds of it, she's lucky she didn't get *****. The man held her down against her will and jizzed on her. That not only ******** her as an employee but a human being. So good for her, getting that kind of settlement. This kind of **** needs to stop. If it were me though, I would have...

thats the thing though, no medication out there is easing my nausea. They've tried about six different *****, ranging from chemo-strength anti-nauseants to anti-psychotics, administered orally, through IV and shots to the arm and ass. Nothing is working and its perplexing my doctors...so I have...

I'm going in for an upper G.I. test on tuesday for recurring nausea issues. I'm going on day 11 of nonstop nausea, have barely eaten and have spent time in the hospital this past week trying to get healthy and be treated for it. (this is a two year long issue) No medications are working for it...

I'm home now but still feeling just as bad. I was able to gain a bit of weight back (lost 10lbs last week), and am feeling stronger but my stomach issues are still there and none of the meds the doctors tried are working for me. I have some tests on Tuesday and again at the end of the month so...

Actually I have a couple special photoshoots planned once I'm out of the hospital (hoping to be released this week) specifically going to be shot for the voters so once I get em done, you'll see peeks of the kind of content up for grabs :)

Thanks guys :) and YES PLEASE STOP VOTING!!! SAVE UP YOUR VOTES/KEEP DOING THE APP CHALLENGES TO EARN MORE VOTES AND SAVE SAVE SAVE THEM UNTIL JUNE 27TH! Voting now is pointless since I made the finals so all we need to do now is continually stock up our votes and then on the day of the finals...

Actually, you're talking about an embryo. A fertilized egg is called an embryo up and until the 8-9 week mark, at which point it becomes a fetus. Sorry, I just can't stand people who call them fetuses when they're not lol. They're embryos, a cluster of rapidly growing cells.

I'm less than 10k votes away from the finals guys!!!! Please keep voting as much as you can!! Soooooo effing close!

Hard to rest in a hospital bed :/

not to mention, football players wear protective gear, helmets, padding and get the best personal trainers and sports doctors to treat them. Pornstars not wearing a condom is like a football player stepping onto the field with zero protective gear....or like a construction worker going to work...

I think when you tried it, the app was down..it was crashing a few times that nite, probably due to the onslaught of my pervy mfc boys rushing to vote so they could see a cum show lol. Try it again though, I would really really appreciate the support if you could tweet!! I only need 40k to get...

How is marrying your first ****** even legal? How can anything that would result in ******** with likely disabilities or conditions be legal? I don't get it. Cousins marrying= higher risk for unhealthy offspring....gays marrying= nothing worse than straight marriages have already offered us *ie...

yup there'll be a free dildo cum show as soon as the goal is achieved tonite! :) All are welcome!

Keep voting guys!! I'm 169k away from making it into the finals!! :D

Turkey bacon.

I think we can SOOOO do it tonite guys!!! And then once I'm in the finals, you guys have to hold onto your votes until the end of the month!!!

yayyy awsome :) I'll be on tonite late nite (around 11pm EST) rallying for more votes and if I hit double diamond status (500k votes) then I'll be doing a free cum show!

I have til the 22nd to get to the 500k but I want to get it done by tomorrow. That way, we all have a few weeks to save up all of our votes for the finals because the stats start back at zero once the finals begin, so everyone will need to save and stockpile their votes the rest of the month...

yep free to watch, but I do request that you sign up for a basic membership (free) so you can choose a screename...that way I'll see you in my room and you can talk to me and let me know you're from FO :) (I USUALLY let basics talk, but keep the guests muted, always) ty ty ty !!! yayyyy...