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Happy Thanksgiving to all the canucks!!! I'm sick right now, so no turkey for me this weekend so all you canadians make sure to eat some turkey for meee!

Tim Hortons donuts USED to be good (like 15+ years ago, back when they were bigger and fresher) but now they suck. Their boston creme is ok...but nothing to write home about. The best donut I've ever had was a Krispy Kreme....6 years ago they were selling Krispy Kreme in select Mcdonalds in my...

skinny asses can still have cellulite...its genetics and a skin thing, not a fat thing. I think a big ass is one thats slightly bigger than the rest of a womans body, slightly over proportional. But for an ass to be fat, I would think the rest of the woman would be kind of fat too, no? I'm...

how is she in her 40's?! I'll have whatever it is she's having!! :clap:

I think you and I should team up and ****** them...you can have Hope, I'll take Maks ;)

Congrats, well deserved!!

Because in our society, female body parts are glorified, sexualized and worshipped, so generally its ok to talk about them. Not to mention, boobs ARE an everyday conversation these days between talking about boob jobs, breast cancer, feeding babies etc...women are just more comfy talking about...

If she likes cranberry juice, do raspberry ***** with raspberry cranberry juice...tastes really good and will lower her chance of contracting a UTI after all the sex she'll be having :D

w.t.f.

I never, NEVER joke around when it comes to hot, Ukranian ballroom dancers.

If this guy could be my partner? HELLS YES! Seriously its one of my biggest fantasies....ahh if only I was a star....:******:

not much to really tell....just awesome sex, all the time. And his peen turtleneck was fun to play with :D

no sir, using frozen items in your snatch is a big :nono: a girl that went on my schoolbus when I was a *** got rushed to the hospital after sticking a frozen hotdog weiner up her cooch....it got stuck up there because the frozen part literally stuck to the walls of her vageen. Her stupidity...

The best fuck I've ever had was un-cut. Thats all I can really add to this thread lol.

btw, I'm totally kidding about the penetration part....I don't use produce on my snatch.............. .....but I do use sweet potatoes in my butt. :o

They're usually too soft for penetration, so I make bread! :D

I switch it up every couple weeks...currently using Softsoap milk and honey. (I think thats what it is.)

I think its really sad that alot of women feel the pressure to look a certain way, vaginally. I can understand a woman getting it done because sex is uncomfy or whatever, but its always sad when a woman hates a part of her body so badly that she opts to get it surgically cut off. Especially...

I'd be pissed if a guy let me win at anything. I like to win using my own merit. That being said, I'm not a super sore loser or anything- I get that some guys are better at things than some girls are, and vice versa. I've beaten many guys playing 21 (basketball), air hockey, and I've yet to be...

Money. or Maddox and Pax...asian ****/babies are so effin cute. Everytime I'm at the grocery store and see an asian baby, I want to steal it.

haha one of my boys sent this to me yesterday, I lol'd bigtime.

Separate rooms ftw. I've done it and its the only way I'll ***** now. If the guy doesn't snore, talk in his ***** etc...then I'm fine with separate beds in the same room. But damn, I need my space when I *****. And anyone who thinks that ******** separately damages a marriage is nuts. Space is...

Women are insanely intuitive - if she has half a brain, she's going to see that you're REALLY into her....the only thing you need to worry about now is just how into her you came off. Asking to make things official on the first date is really kind of crazy, whether you meant to say it or not...

Alexander Keiths or Stella Artois

I'd rather have 110 degree weather than 10 degrees. I love heat.

That would entirely depend on our financial needs, how much of an income I could provide vs. him...if he wanted to do that, it would have to wait until after the first year so we could exercise my maternity benefits...but its definitely something I would consider. Of course its important for him...

oh and fwiw, penises look extra yummy when they look like this:

Lets just agree to disagree. Everyone is entitled to prefer or want different things in a spouse, like I said its no ones business but our own. It doesn't have to turn into a debate lol. This thread was about peen, not moolah. *really regrets agreeing with the dude who said women like money* LOL

This thread got majorly de-railed lol.

Everyone has their own list of pre-requisites though...whether you think you do or don't, you do. Whether you are attracted to someone with a sense of humor, or want someone who has a certain moral compass (most people probably wouldn't date or marry someone in this industry for instance) or...

Well if and when I become a ***, I want to be a stay at home ***- its the way my own *** raised me and its a choice I've made for myself as well. No better gift to give my future **** than my time and love and attention. Anyone I seriously date has to not only be ok with this, but be supportive...

oops my bad, I forgot. :rolleyes:

Actually, it doesn't nix most of ANY age group. I know lots of people under 30 who are pulling in decent money. My younger ******* is only 22 and half the year he makes $42 an hour (he's in the trades). Thats after only 2 years in college... and anyways, why is everyone reading into this so...

Seriously who the fuck cares? Why would a guy care how big his load is? Really, enlighten me pervs. :)

exactly what I'm trying to say. I'm not saying you have to be a millionaire, or even be making six figures...but you have to be able to support yourself, and be able to support a ****** if it came to that. Sorry, if you aren't making enough to support a baby should one arrive, then you're not...

"amore" only gets you so far though. If love were the only deciding factor in relationships, then women would all stay with their *******, and people would wind up settling....finances is the biggest cause of divorce, so if you eliminate the financial burden/stress/whatever from a relationship...

I think its with most women, its not about the material stuff or "cars and money"...its not even about needing to be "taken care of". Most women these days make their own money - I know I sure as hell do, and I don't need a man to take care of me. But in saying that, the men I date need to be...

Its going well! Always having a blast :)

oh :) I do what I can :wiggle:

moi?

Well no offense - you're 20, so you're not at the stage of life where goals/****** are on your list of priorities. So good chance you'll find a girl who has the same ideals when it comes to money...but good luck in five years when you're dating older women who want to settle down and raise a...

Marriage and building a life together REQUIRES money. You can't buy a house, take trips together, have and raise ******** without money. So why would I date a guy who has a **** job or NO job, just because he has a great personality? Doesn't make sense. Deadbeats are still deadbeats, regardless...

Photos/video/seeing a penis doesn't turn me on in the slightest. Feeling it inside my snatch does. Oh and I'll second the money thing. A guy who's successful totally gets me going too, such a turn on when a guy has his shiz together.

Awwww thanks guys <3 But sorry doods, I gotta go with Fallhell. He makes me giggle like no other.

A teeny tiny town in Ontario Canada.

I'd ***** a shitload of water and spend the day peeing on everything and anything that I could. I'd also write my name in snow.

Chronic nausea caused by excessive acid in my tummy. (take two meds for it) Stress/anxiety (probably adding to the stomach issues) Acquired degenerative scoliosis after a back injury in my late teens. Carpel tunnel (five years of camming will do that to ya)

lol!

to be honest I totally forget...something about his post being so sad that my vagina was shedding tears for his future lovers....

And I should add that there's a difference between internet bullying and just being a jokester douchebag on the internet. No one here genuinely bullies without it being fully deserved, otherwise they get ******. And the guys who get sarcastic comments and answers to their questions USUALLY...